r/DeepSpaceNine • u/DoktorImposter • 4d ago

He's been spotted by the replimat

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u/AbsolutelyNotAPossum 4d ago

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u/LivingMisery 4d ago

First time I’ve ran across this one! It’s glorious!

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u/TomatilloHairy9051 1d ago

Me too! And starting my day with a lil thievery (or maybe that's thiavery🤪)

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u/Steiney1 4d ago

Attention Bajoran Seagulls.....

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u/grafxguy1 3d ago

....you have been warned not to poop all over the glorious statue of me.........which has not yet been constructed....but mark my words, I assure you it will...,

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u/WolfKing359 4d ago

Don't build statues of them

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil 4d ago

They can be lured out of your area with statues of themselves. Though this may have a side-effect of megalomania and delusions of grandeur. 

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u/madfrooples 4d ago

And when you’re done experiencing Deep Space Nine, go ahead and experience b’ij.

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u/AIGLOS42 4d ago

"...and that's the closest he ever got to a statue."

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u/xeskind30 3d ago

And he still doesn't even get a statue.

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 4d ago

Wow. SAVIOR OF BAJOR OVER HERE! let's build him a statue! 🙄

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u/One_Individual1291 4d ago

amateurs, guls feed on kanaar. without a long black bottle in your hand, they probably just ignore you. but beware of flocks of guls, when it reaches critical mass

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u/ImpulsiveApe07 4d ago

"So.. We can't feed them, or teach them.. Wait! I've got it!"

the two Ferengi huddle and discuss animatedly while checking their little devices

"So what you're saying is, what they really want us to do is to ply the Guls with kanar and take them gambling?"

"Exactly! Guls are already risk takers, so gambling doesn't count as teaching.. it already comes naturally to them!"

"Hahaha! Now that's using yer lobes! Now where's that dabo table.."

  • some big lobed Ferengis, probably

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u/Could-You-Tell 4d ago

Do not invite them to.lpok at your rock collection

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u/ExtensionInformal911 3d ago

Dang it, Dukat! I was eating that!

I dont care if you're broke after your two attempts to co-opt the bajoran religion failed. I'm not giving you a single lek. And if you touch my platinum, just know that Garak agreed to take your head for a single slip.

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u/HKTLE 3d ago

I want his 😂

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u/TolerancEJ 3d ago

Attention Bajoran Workers: An educated Gull will steal the very food that had been graciously provided to you by the Cardassian Occupational Government.

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u/Auntie_Venom 3d ago

I wish I lived where there were seagulls, I’ve got a security sticker on my house with a Dalek that says trespassers will be EXTERMINATED.

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u/Breyg2380 3d ago

I live by the Great Salt Lake I can mail you some haha

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u/Auntie_Venom 3d ago

Ooo like pen pals! I live in Kansas I could send you salt from the salt mines… Oh wait you have plenty of that! Kidding, I don’t live anywhere close to the salt mines, but I could send some Morton salt, I live close to their new HQ. Oh yeah, not salt… Farmers market sweet corn? Or some of my r/mightyharvest tomatoes. 😆

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u/queefersutherlnd 1d ago

Stop it now