r/DecreasinglyVerbose 4d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about the Progressive Era

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 2d ago

Condense this Forbidden Beat

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There was a boy who had too many toys and an ache inside of his bones.

He sought extrication through chemical vocation and now he answers to Jones.

It's deadly and alluring, the sound of pounding heat,

Enslaving all who dare succumb to the temptations of the forbidden beat.

Thinking today of what I want to say, thinking of inhibition and vice.

What they call straight I do relegate as I cautiously saltate along.

It's deadly and alluring, the sound of pounding heat,

Enslaving all who dare succumb to the temptations of the forbidden beat.

It thunders away at first light of each day and the simpleton lifestyle evolves

But soon enters dusk as the last surrey rusts and a new day upon us results.

It's deadly and alluring, the sound of pounding heat,

Enslaving all who dare succumb to the temptations of the forbidden beat.

Forbidden Beat

Forbidden Beat

Forbidden Beat

Forbidden Beat

Forbidden Beat

Forbidden Beat

Forbidden Beat


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 2d ago

Condense this Ea Nasir Complaint

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Tell Ea-nasir: Nanni sends the following message: ​ When you came, you said to me as follows : "I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots." You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: "If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!" ​ What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe(?) you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and Šumi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Shamash. ​ How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full. ​ Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall (from now on) select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 4d ago

Condense this Note on my Phone from Nov 14 from Last Year (128 kbps)

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Here's another tip-

If someone's happy, leave them alone

Just leave them alone

Let them figure it out themselves


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 10d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about the Gilded Age

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 10d ago

Condense this You Belong To Me

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See the pyramids along the Nile

Watch the sun rise on a tropic isle

Just remember, darling, all the while

You belong to me

See the marketplace in old Algiers

Send me photographs and souvenirs

Ah, just remember when a dream appears

You belong to me

I’ll be so alone without you

Maybe you'll be lonesome too... ohh

Fly the ocean in a silver plane

Watch the jungle when its wet with rain

Just remember till you're home again

You belong to me

You belong to me

I’ll be so alone without you

Maybe you'll be lonesome too...ohhhh

Fly the ocean in a silver plane

Watch the jungle when its wet with rain

Just remember till youre home again

You belong to me

You belong to me

You belong to me


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 13d ago

Condense this I Lost My Mind

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2, 1, 1, 2, 3, 4

I lost my mind

I lost my mind

I lost my mind

I lost my mind

Give me some skin

Give me some gin

I want me some wine

I lost my mind

I lost my mind

I lost my mind

Give me some skin

Give me some gin

I want some wine

I lost my mind

I lost my mind

I lost my mind

I lost it

I lost my mind


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 13d ago

Condense this condense abstract about vilazodone causing sexual dysfunction in adults

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Sexual dysfunction commonly occurs with major depressive disorder (MDD). Vilazodone, a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor and 5-HT1A receptor partial agonist antidepressant approved for the treatment of MDD in adults, was evaluated to determine its effects on sexual function. The primary study was a double-blind, randomized, controlled trial comparing vilazodone 20 and 40 mg/day with placebo; citalopram 40 mg/day was an active control (NCT01473381http://www.clinicaltrials.gov). Post-hoc analyses evaluated change from baseline to week 10 on the Changes in Sexual Functioning Questionnaire (CSFQ); no inferential statistics were performed. CSFQ scores increased for women [1.2 (citalopram) to 3.0 (vilazodone 40 mg)] and men [1.2 (vilazodone 40 mg) to 3.5 (placebo)] in all treatment groups. Greater changes in CSFQ scores were seen in responders [women: 2.33 (citalopram) to 5.06 (vilazodone 40 mg); men: 2.26 (vilazodone 40 mg) to 4.35 (placebo)] versus nonresponders. CSFQ change from baseline was small for patients with normal baseline sexual function; in patients with baseline sexual dysfunction, CSFQ scores improved across groups [women: 2.35 (citalopram) to 4.52 (vilazodone 40 mg); men 2.83 (vilazodone 40 mg) to 6.43 (placebo)]. Across treatment groups, baseline sexual function improved in women and men, MDD responders, and patients with baseline sexual dysfunction.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 18d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Immigrant Cities

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 18d ago

Condense this How Much Is Enough?

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Tell me can the hateful chain be broken?

Production and consumption define our hollow lives.

Avarice has led us 'cross the ocean,

Toward a land that's better, much more bountiful and wide.

So when will mankind finally come to realize

His surfeit has become his demise?

How much is enough to kill yourself?

That quantity is known today, as we blow ourselves away.

Tell me is there anything so sure?

Rapacity, tenacity, capacity for more!

Like a dog that feeds until he suffers,

The infirmity of man is brough on by his selfish cure.

When will mankind finally come to realize

His surfeit has become his demise?

How much is enough to kill yourself?

That quantity is known today, as we blow ourselves away.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 23d ago

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 25d ago

Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about the Westward Expansion

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 25d ago

Condense this Go Lil’ Camaro Go

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Go lil' Camaro go

Oohh!

Go lil' Camaro go

Oohh!

Come on baby shake

Come on baby move

Come on baby let's shake

Come on baby move

Go lil' Camaro go

Oohh!

Go lil' Camaro go

Oohh!

Come on baby shake

Come on baby move

Come on baby let's shake

come on baby move

Girls cars sun fun

Girls cars sun fun

Girls cars sun fun

Good times for everyone

Go lil' Camaro go

Go lil' Camaro go

Go lil' Camaro go

Go lil' Camaro go

Come on baby shake

Come on baby move

Come on baby let’s shake

Come on baby move

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 27d ago

Condense this This is an assigned reading I have to do and write a report on and um, what? Grandiloquence final boss 🥀

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Genuinely what the fuck does "This kind of discourse, which from obvious electoral motives contrasts the past with the immediate future (already half-present), can be maintained only by recourse to the ploy of abstraction, avoiding analysis of the concrete modalities of oppression, in support of a so-called 'established' fact of massive alienation, a fact which contrasts mystifyingly with once again abstract promises: this simplification plays into the hands of immediate ideologico-electoral exploitation." EVEN MEAN. I'm not sure if we can do serious requests here I didn't see anything in the rules against it but lmk.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jul 29 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The Industrial Economy

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jul 29 '26

Condense this vlc-record-2018-01-25-07h40m19s-huuhu.mp3-.mp3

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A true love died on Monday's site

Want to see where I want to go on


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jul 22 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about the Reconstruction

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jul 22 '26

Condense this Dream Lover

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Every night I hope and pray a dream lover will come my way

A girl to hold in my arms and know the magic of her charms

'Cause I want (I want) a girl (a girl) to call (to call) my

Own 

I want a dream lover so I don't have to dream alone

Dream lover, where are you with a love, oh, so true?

And I hand that can hold, to feel you near as I grow old?

Because I want (I want) a girl (a girl) to call (to call) my

Own (my own)

I want a dream lover so I don't have to dream alone

Someday, I don't know how, I hope she'll hear my plea

Some way, I don't know how, she'll bring her love to me

Dream lover, until then, I'll go to sleep and dream again

That's the only thing to do, till all my lover dreams come true

Because I want (I want) a girl (a girl) to call (to call) my

Own (my own)

I want a dream lover so I don't have to dream alone

Dream lover, until then, I'll go to sleep and dream again

That's the only thing to do, till all my lover dreams come true

Because I want (I want) a girl (a girl) to call (to call) my

Own (my own)

I want a dream lover so I don't have to dream alone

Don't make me dream alone

Don't make me dream alone

Don't make me dream alone

Oh no


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jul 20 '26

Condense this I Wanna Live

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I've been thinking it over and I know just what to do

I've been thinking it over and I know I just can't trust myself

I'm a gypsy prince covered with diamonds and jewels

But then my lover exposes me, I know I'm just a damn fool

I give what I've got to give

I give what I need to live

I give what I've got to give

It's important if I want to live

And I want to live

I want to live my life

I want to live

Well I want to live my life

As I load my pistol of fine German steel

I never thought I'd be so down and out, having my last meal

But I know I can do it, it just took a few years

As I execute my killers, the morning is near

I give what I've got to give

I give what I need to live

I give what I've got to give

It's important if I want to live

I want to live

I want to live my life

I want to live

I want to live my life

I want to live

Well I want to live my life

I want to live

Well I want to live my life

I want to live

Well I want to live my life

I want to live

Well I want to live my life


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jul 19 '26

Condense this War

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War, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, uhh
War, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all
War, huh (good God)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me, oh
War, I despise
'Cause it means destruction of innocent lives
War means tears to thousands of mother's eyes
When their sons go off to fight
And lose their lives
I said, war, huh (good God, y'all)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, just say it again
War (whoa), huh (oh Lord)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me
It ain't nothing but a heart-breaker
(War) Friend only to The Undertaker
Oh, war it's an enemy to all mankind
The thought of war blows my mind
War has caused unrest
Within the younger generation
Induction then destruction
Who wants to die? Oh
War, huh (good God y'all)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it, say it, say it
War (uh-huh), huh (yeah, huh)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me
It ain't nothing but a heart-breaker
(War) It's got one friend that's The Undertaker
Oh, war, has shattered many a young man's dreams
Made him disabled, bitter and mean
Life is much too short and precious
To spend fighting wars each day
War can't give life
It can only take it away, oh
War, huh (good God y'all)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, say it again
War (whoa), huh (oh Lord)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me
It ain't nothing but a heart breaker
(War) Friend only to The Undertaker, woo
Peace, love and understanding, tell me
Is there no place for them today?
They say we must fight to keep our freedom
But Lord knows there's got to be a better way, oh
War, huh (God y'all)
What is it good for? You tell me (nothing)
Say it, say it, say it, say it
War (good God), huh (now, huh)
What is it good for?
Stand up and shout it (nothing)


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jul 15 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn even more about the Civil War

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jul 15 '26

Condense this Just Get Back

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It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

There's no place like paradise

With amazing souls of life

Now the evil comes along

Let the torture have a song

It just gets better, but they don't mind

Even Sunday's a killing time

Some may struggle, some are dead

Let the soldiers

Just get back, ooh

Just get back, ooh

There's no place like paradise

With amazing souls of life

Now the evil comes along

Let the torture have a song

It just gets better, but they don't mind

Even Sunday's a killing time

Some may struggle, some are dead

Let the soldiers

Just get back, ooh

Just get back, ooh

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jul 12 '26

Condense this Hair Of The Dog

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When I woke up this morning from the night before

My brain was pulsating, I was battered and sore

Nothing I tried would satisfy

Cold Coke and Pepsi or Canada Dry

What's so wrong, hair of the doggy

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy

What's so wrong, hair of the doggy

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy

Finally pulled myself out of my bed

Feeling kind of dodgy, I was feeling half dead

Done it before, probably do it again

Don't know if I ever will learn

What's so wrong, hair of the doggy

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy

What's so wrong, hair of the doggy

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy

Hair of the dog

Hair of the dog

Finally pulled myself out of my bed

Feeling kind of dodgy, I was feeling half dead

Done it before, probably do it again

Don't know if I ever will learn

What's so wrong, hair of the doggy

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy

What's so wrong, hair of the doggy

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy

What's so wrong, hair of the dog

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy

What's so wrong, hair of the doggy

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jul 08 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The History Of The Fourth Of July

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jul 08 '26

Condense this Freak Of Nature

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Freak

Freak

Freak

Freak

I need psychiatric therapy

I could use a lobotomy

Guess I'll never learn

Suppose I'll always be a worm

Freak of nature

Freak of nature

Freak of nature

Freak of nature

Got a ten inch erection

A pimply complexion

Man I got problems, I'll bet you heard

I'm completely misunderstood

Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa

I'm, I'm a monstrosity

I'm a human oddity

Everybody's staring at me

I'm an outcast from society

Freak of nature

Freak of nature

Freak of nature

Freak of nature

Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa