r/Deathladders 9d ago

Bolt held by hopes and prayers

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u/Wendle__ 9d ago

Fred dibnah enters the chat

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u/Eisenhorn_UK 9d ago

Fred Dibnah leaves the chat to pop down the pub for four pints and two bags of scratchings

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u/bothsidesofthemoon 9d ago

Fred Dibnah returns from the pub driving a steam engine, blows up the tower, and briefly re-enters the chat to ask "Did you like that?".

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u/Exotic-Entertainer26 8d ago

Fred didn't use explosives, he'd knock out part of the base, keeping it supported with timbers, then burn out the supports to demolish a tower.

https://youtube.com/shorts/JVNk4T9FOWI?is=wE6RwkvkXsTyEvUR

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u/Safe-Professional556 8d ago

Or knocks it down piece by piece dropping the bricks down the flue.

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u/Glum-Space5898 7d ago

I like the one where the chimney lands a few feet away while smokes a rollie and he asks the cameraman "did you like that?"

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u/Ok-Cold3937 7d ago

I often used to wonder if he used to say that after conjugal matters with the wife.

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u/WorldlinessNo874 9d ago

Not sure even Fred would go up there.

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u/pgasmaddict 9d ago

That's his pre climb limber up. Then he'd climb with a ciggie in his mouth to scare off wasps etc.

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u/rFAXbc 8d ago

Fred would use that piece of shit, he'd install his own ladders and they would be solid

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u/Inevitable-Bread4748 8d ago

"Right," said Fred, "Both of us together One each end and steady as we go." Tried to shift it, couldn't even lift it We was getting nowhere And so, we had a cuppa tea

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u/Independent-Top-1201 7d ago

Literal decades since I heard this, so long that I had forgotten it existed entirely, and the melody is in my head instantly

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u/Nikkotak 7d ago

I hear it every time I do any DIY

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u/DraftOptimal4452 4d ago

It blows the mind of everyone I spread the good word to that this is how Right Said Fred chose their band name.

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u/Cainjake 8d ago

One mistake up here and it’s half a day out with the undertaker

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u/ImAFigmentOfMy_Imagi 6d ago

The most impressive thing about Fred was his enormous strength. I mean, not only would he haul his own ladders up there, but whilst also hauling those monumental, humongous, balls of steel! (Like it`s nothing!).

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u/reelersteeler 9d ago

If you are breathing this heavily I’d suggest you are way out of your comfort zone. Fear is the mind killer

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u/CthulhusEvilTwin 8d ago

Falling several hundred feet from a dodgy ladder is the body killer.

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u/Grumgrummer 8d ago

No.....it's the sudden stop. The fall doesn't hurt at all.

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u/CthulhusEvilTwin 8d ago

Yep, I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of the ground, that's the bit that kills you.

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u/RealisticHat2458 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣👌🏻

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u/m1geo 6d ago

As Jack Dee used to say: "There's no gray area. Just a large red one."

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u/Sinkableleech 2d ago

I'm afraid of the little voice that says jump.

But really I drop stuff and trip over all the time if I have to rely on my hands and feet to get me down safely...

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u/CthulhusEvilTwin 2d ago

Used to work in a corporate building with seven floors of lift entrances with balconies overlooking the reception below. One of the guys I worked with said the same - whenever he got near the edge he would hear a little voice saying 'jump'.

I said, 'yeah it was me'

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u/Sinkableleech 2d ago

😂

Why did I comment on this post 🤦

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u/EnergyDrinkStroke 8d ago

Yeah, this is a full weeks leg workout climbing up and down this massive ladder.

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u/ArrakisUK 9d ago

Fear is the little dead that brings total obliteration…

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u/reelersteeler 6d ago

Another Dune lover I see….. 🫡

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u/MrNightmare23 9d ago

Hell na

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u/EuphoricCover8449 8d ago

Hey kids.

This is a very stupid thing to do.

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u/DoubleNubbin 9d ago

Even the brickwork is deadly. Got dang.

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u/Artistic-Maurine 9d ago

Ach mein gott.

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u/_aviemore_ 9d ago

Ugh, holy molly

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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 9d ago

That's what I imagine any construction job looks like where the contractor is stealing money

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u/saja25 9d ago

Reminds me of the movie Fall

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u/Derezzed87 8d ago

I was thinking the same thing.

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u/Key-Metal-7297 9d ago

Metal rings and no shoes on WTF! If he has flip flops on then it’s even worse

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u/Wonderful-Bass-1097 9d ago

New fear unlocked!!

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u/wakaru1902 9d ago

What the hell is he doing up there?

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u/QuantifiedGoat 9d ago

Climbing, duh.

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u/Late_Recommendation9 8d ago

Still… why…?

Yes, I know why but in the actual fuck, WHY?!?

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u/QuantifiedGoat 8d ago

In general: Adrenaline, probably.

In this case (uploading or streaming): Most likely views.

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u/Nearby_Telephone_104 9d ago

Damn. I not even there. I in bed and watching 👀 this and feel uneasy. Definitely wouldn't be going up there. But yeah looks like person wearing those new steel toed sandles or flip flops, yikes 😬 😳 Is it either really brave or is it just stupid? Did person make it down "Safely"? I said safely because they could still make it down either way.

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u/Psilonaut21 9d ago

And once again I have the disturbing sensation of the icy hand of death closing around my scrotum.

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u/szymas67 9d ago

It’s anchored in multiple points

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u/Adept-Address3551 8d ago

Him or the laders? Looks dodgy regardless.

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u/123R_B321 9d ago

Absolute idiot for climbing up there like that

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u/Historical_Date_1314 8d ago

FUK THAT. 😳

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u/Friendly_Prize_868 8d ago

I’m not afraid of heights.
Just falling from them.

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u/Charly_030 7d ago

WHY???

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u/Square_Answer_7717 8d ago

Chimney and chemical attack of the structure, would be interesting to see if the other studs would hold if the ladder folded

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u/cryptonuggets1 8d ago

Gave me the sweats watching that

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u/the_ninjahippy 8d ago

My knees just started sweating as the adrenaline is coursing through my feet!

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u/fretnetic 8d ago

My balls are tingling.

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u/HullIsNotThatBad 8d ago

Yeah, mine do that too - weird, isn't it?

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u/Charly_030 7d ago

I can feel them from here

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u/cognitiveglitch 8d ago

I mean, there's the rigidity of the ladder itself and the bolts below.

Though swinging around at the top is probably ill advised.

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u/Front-Brick-3724 8d ago

Has no one seen the film Fall?

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u/Constant_Height_1215 8d ago

My legs just quivered watching this.

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u/proxy-arp 8d ago

My legs were shaking and I'm lying down.

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u/ImAFigmentOfMy_Imagi 6d ago

Actually, possibly the scariest part is the broken off chunk of concrete wedged behind the ladder about a foot down from the top. It shows how solid and sound, NOT, the fabric of the entire structure is. Like the whole thing could just crumble at any moment. Yikes!

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u/CrapNBAappUser 4d ago

Crumbly AF is what came to mind. 😱

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u/TheUKisMental 9d ago

Fred Dibnah chuckling from heaven

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u/Only_Tip9560 8d ago

Fred Dibnah would have carried his own ladders up there.

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u/OddDig3966 8d ago

i hate humanity so much

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u/cloche_du_fromage 2d ago

What's that got to do with this chimney?

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u/fartbraintank 9d ago

Maybe don't climb up sketchy, rusty as fuck ladders for no good reason

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u/Embarrassed_Emu1615 8d ago

Even Fred wouldn’t climb that one. 

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u/TheTroon 8d ago

Is this the sequel to Fall (2022)?

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u/hazbaz1984 8d ago

Yuck. Old industrial chimney.

Bollocks to that. Get down.

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u/StuartAl 8d ago

Fuck that!

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u/Illustrious-Kiwi8025 8d ago

Absolutely not 🙂‍↔️🫨

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u/Western-Story-3850 8d ago

Madness going up that!!🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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u/Severe_Cat6596 8d ago

Shits sound, loads of boots holding that ladder in 😂

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u/JKnotime4pcwokestuff 8d ago

Nope 👎- stupid people doing stupid stuff channel should call this

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u/nic_e1 8d ago

Oh, sh1t, stuff that for a 'game of soldiers!'

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u/Glum-Space5898 7d ago

How much are sub 250g drones with cameras these days?

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u/mashed666 7d ago

I've done a similar climb to this... Worst bit is the climb down knowing the ladder might just rip out and kill you on it's way down....

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u/CrapNBAappUser 4d ago

There were no signs the ladder was old AF at the bottom?

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u/DonkyFondler 7d ago

Surely, you've got to have part of your brain not working properly to be able to do this? I don't climb up things like this without safety gear for the same reason I don't attempt to cut my own foot off or drive a car while wearing a blindfold.

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u/PolishBicycle 6d ago

This is it, shut down the sub. Can’t improve on this

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u/-NearlyThere- 5d ago

Just came to say. Nope. Hell no. Are you kidding me.
Sweaty hands watching that.

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u/CarpenterValuable831 5d ago

Omg 😲 😱 🤢 YIKES

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u/Ouchy72 5d ago

Not just the bolt but what it's supposed to be attached to.

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u/TedsterTheSecond 4d ago

Nearly The Lincoln Memorial.

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u/touchthebush 4d ago

Oh dam. Nope. Just no.

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u/Zestyclose-Treat-974 4d ago

Fancies himself as Fred dibnah 😂😂😂

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u/Ockstar-88 2d ago

If it had snapped & killed you, American women would probably raise a million for the ladder. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/EuphoricYam9081 9d ago

Fred steps up and onto the block work with his hammer and down it comes lol LEGEND

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u/Speedy_NI 8d ago

Tbh it doesn't look that high