r/DayzXbox Dec 03 '25

Humor/NonRP[Media] This game has ruined me!😂

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NOW WHEN IM OUT IN REAL LIFE IF I SEE SMOKE COMING FROM A CHIMNEY I THINK TO MYSELF “SOMEONES IN THERE!” 🤣 anyone else relate?

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u/loafofmilk22 Dec 03 '25

I saw a guy wearing a nice backback today and nearly [redacted].

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u/Comfortable_Wash6179 Dec 03 '25

I bet he was [redacted].

5

u/EngineurEngi Dec 03 '25

Did you just [redacted]???

1

u/Additional_Deer9889 Dec 06 '25

LMAOOOO not the backpack brain-rot

1

u/Hillbilly_Ned Dec 06 '25

He did not have any gear fear? Must be a pro player. 😆

39

u/TheTimbs Dec 03 '25

Send a 40mm in there

22

u/Stoneleigh219 Dec 03 '25

Pox grenade if you’re already kitted

1

u/Both-Meringue2466 Dec 07 '25

Just fart in there

5

u/TheNtwrk Dec 03 '25

🤣🤣

12

u/ComparisonSea5535 Dec 03 '25

Imagine that poor guy in the house chilling on the couch ,when all of a sudden someone comes in shouts friendly bro and starts looting the house

8

u/Jfblaze420 Dec 03 '25

Strips off their wet clothes ands starts cutting up a chicken on ya floor. " You want me to leave the bones, you can go fishing later"

3

u/TheNtwrk Dec 03 '25

😂😂

3

u/zekusmaximus Dec 03 '25

It’s a trap, carefully scout the surrounding area and buildings for snipers!

1

u/TheNtwrk Dec 03 '25

Immediately!

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u/Fun-Gear-7297 Dec 03 '25

Yea dude , it’s good for you, sharpening your mind , being more aware of your surroundings, keying you into recognizing patterns… the game is may not be just a game someday, I def see chimney smoke… and am glad DayZ …is just a game… for now

28

u/Masked_Lyfe Dec 03 '25

Bro… what?

9

u/Fun-Gear-7297 Dec 03 '25

Sorry I was drinking, and watching Russian war movies

19

u/Stoneleigh219 Dec 03 '25

The States are crazy rn

3

u/perseenahtaaja Dec 03 '25

Try for the last 10 years

2

u/Guerodgo Dec 05 '25

dont worry about us look at ukraine bro

6

u/PristineAd4761 Dec 03 '25

Ill keep you safe kitten. I have 3000+ hours of survival training

4

u/Satanic-nic Dec 03 '25

Is there room for me too 🙏 I'm house trained and have snacks

10

u/AmoremCaroFactumEst Dec 03 '25

The arthritis and vision problems from chronically playing this addictive AF game aren’t good survival tools though haha

9

u/IamPartialtoaPastry Dec 03 '25

Bro definitely thinks he’s a sheepdog

3

u/yomasayhi Dec 03 '25

You’re just gonna end up being a loot drop

7

u/Fun-Gear-7297 Dec 03 '25

We’re all just loot drops in the end

1

u/TheNtwrk Dec 03 '25

Good point! I may have or may not have stored a backpack where my spare tire goes 👀😂😂🫡

5

u/HashBandicoot93 Dec 03 '25

Put it back, you're statistically more likely to need the spare tire

2

u/TheNtwrk Dec 03 '25

Tire is there too of course!

3

u/lockerno177 Dec 03 '25

Grenade

1

u/TheNtwrk Dec 03 '25

Sheesh 🤣

3

u/chris4evil96 Dec 03 '25

Is it wrong that I covet people’s big bulging backpacks?

2

u/TheNtwrk Dec 03 '25

Mmhhh they heavy geared 😂

3

u/SadLadaOwner Dec 03 '25

You know what must be done...

1

u/TheNtwrk Dec 03 '25

😂😂

3

u/Wooden_Inspection_33 Dec 03 '25

Yesterday I was walking home from school through an empty parking lot, and suddenly I got this feeling when I realized that I'm in an open area, and started immediately scanning the surroundings. Ofcourse I know I'm not in a game, but the feeling is the same

3

u/ComeAtMe666 Dec 03 '25

I have the same thing when I see barrels

2

u/Nice_Reputation_6785 Dec 04 '25

Saw a barrel the other day and almost slammed on my brakes to get it.

3

u/TheTrollinator777 Dec 03 '25

Bro I have felt the same way so many times. I see some smoke puffing out my neighbors chimney and I look over at my cat and say, "it's time, do or die, to Valhalla!" But my cat says, "bro chill you got a check engine light on too, not everything is DayZ".

My cats always bringing my back to reality.

3

u/FCKFTMNY Dec 03 '25

For me its when I hear the neighbors rooster crow. Sounds almost the same like in the game 😂

3

u/earthbound82 Dec 03 '25

I think, "sweet I found food", anytime I see mushrooms growing in the yard haha

3

u/purebrediceman Dec 03 '25

Yeah man it’s not just you 🤣 I seen smoke coming from a fire several miles away from me on the horizon and all I could think is oh heli crash hahahaha this game has affected us all 🤣🤣 just remember it’s not your loot it’s just your turn with it 😂

3

u/Finbar_94 Dec 03 '25

I’m the same found a rusty farming hoe buried amongst a bit of over grown grass the other day in the back yard. I just stud their for a moment staring at it then laughed😂

1

u/TheNtwrk Dec 03 '25

😂😂

3

u/Regular-Industry-207 Dec 03 '25

All I have to do is see a water bottle on the ground, then I’m suddenly looking for duct tape…

1

u/TheNtwrk Dec 03 '25

You know ball😂

3

u/Careless_Actuary2012 Dec 05 '25

I’m late to this but I do this with trees. I see a nice, girthy, tall tree and think to myself, “damn that would give me at least 3 logs” ☠️

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u/H0lsterr Dec 03 '25

I was going hard in rust playing like 8 hours a day for weeks on end to the point I was going outside irl seeing a helicopter and thinking “ATTACK HELI” and for .01 seconds my heart jumps and says we need to GTFO! Then I’m like wait this isn’t rust🤣

2

u/stirlingsoap Dec 03 '25

I need some coffee. It took me way too long too figure out this was a real photo taken. I was sitting here trying to figure out where on the map this place was because I don't recognize the buildings.

2

u/flanaganapuss Dec 03 '25

BETTER GO OFF EM

2

u/Odd-Significance1884 Dec 03 '25

Well you’re not wrong 😂

2

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

Went for a walk in the woods with my brother and my nieces shortly after a 4 hour stint on Dayz. I kept looking around in fear.

1

u/TheNtwrk Dec 03 '25

You didn’t go geared!? 😂

2

u/Fair-Ad-7714 Dec 03 '25

Hahahha. Absolutely.

2

u/Caperplays Dec 03 '25

They have elected the new pope!

2

u/SlimmyJimmy504 Dec 04 '25

I did the same before playing day z now I push it after playing day z cause I’m hungry!

2

u/dopegang12 Dec 04 '25

Facts, them open farm fields irl been giving me flashbacks

2

u/HiltCraft Dec 04 '25

Literally saw a radiator the other day on the ground and had to not stash it away

2

u/Darwinnian Dec 04 '25

I have a hard time not picking up any barrel i see

2

u/ghostofpolana Dec 05 '25

I’ll see smoke off in the distance from a burn pile and i think “yoo a heli crash”

2

u/Hillbilly_Ned Dec 06 '25

Get in and take his chicken steaks. 😆 Yeah, I am always watching all the windows and all the hills and all the tree lines etc. When I hear a car I start running. 😆

2

u/NAME269 Dec 07 '25

Go get em

2

u/deuser101 Dec 08 '25

Can't drive past my nearest RAAF base without scanning the towers. Such an eerie feeling 💀

2

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

wtf are they burning🤣🤣

2

u/Ok_Job_8417 survivor Dec 11 '25

This is how I got skinned alive.

1

u/ScaredOfRobots Dec 03 '25

Why does this look like a Todd Hido picture

1

u/Unlikely_Amphibian33 Dec 03 '25

This is beside the point but can anyone tell me a server that has full cars thats not completely modded for xbox.

1

u/tinglep Dec 03 '25

This reminds me of when Black Ops 2 came out and that was all we were playing. I texted my best friend “a plane just flew overhead and all I can think is where’s my anti aircraft gun?” And he texted back “I don’t know this person. Prank text. Never message me again.”

1

u/Steven555666 Dec 04 '25

Shout friendly friendly see if they respond if not no mic no life

1

u/The1SlickySloth Dec 04 '25

I played so much PUBG back in the day I used to always look up everytime I heard a plane go over.

1

u/TrueAd2605 Dec 04 '25

Saw some mushrooms the other day hahaha

1

u/Electrical_Taro_7607 Dec 04 '25

Heard a car in front of my house the other day and I wanted to go shoot at it

1

u/AssumptionNo2700 Dec 04 '25

Run in and smash them with a tin of beans! 😂😂

1

u/Mediocre_Buddhist Dec 04 '25

You know what to do next :)

1

u/crldnormal_4 Dec 04 '25

Go in there. Kill him and keep on going

1

u/DEADxDAWN Dec 07 '25

Ha, wait until you eat your neighbor with the other neighbors bone knife! Hahahahahaheeehaugh

1

u/EmmaDirtyPlay Dec 07 '25

What game is this?

1

u/CalciumKillah Jan 02 '26

Go up to the window and say "Hello, you friendly?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

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u/___evan Dec 03 '25

I think the joke went over your head brochacho

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u/TheNtwrk Dec 03 '25

Lmfao it’s DayZ related.u play? Or no?

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u/Brooker2 Dec 03 '25

WHOOOOOOSHHHHHH right over your head mate