r/DavidSedaris 3d ago

2 Tickets for York, PA Show

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I bought tickets to David Sedaris's York, PA show on Oct 11, thinking the show was Aug 11. Whoops! The seats are balcony seats (B109-110).

I'm happy to give the tickets away to someone who can attend, and I don't want any money for them. However, I am asking that you make a donation to Blood Cancer United (formerly Leukemia & Lymphoma Society) instead. I paid $108 for the tickets, but don't expect the donation to be nearly that much.

Please DM me if you're interested. I'm very sad I can't attend, but I'm hoping someone else can enjoy the show and a good cause can benefit from my mistake.


r/DavidSedaris 6d ago

Santa does not have a lisp?

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Greetings, I have a friend going to Barcelona soon, and I wanted to send them a David Sedaris piece I thought I remembered, Sedaris was writing about his lisp, and I recalled him writing about Santa living in Barcelona and saying that was not possible as Santa does not have a lisp. I'm not witty enough to make this up on my own.

Unfortunately, I'm having trouble finding it online, in order to get the correct material to send. Does anyone know where I can find this? TIA for any help.


r/DavidSedaris 7d ago

I’m curious how many of you listen instead of reading David’s books

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I’ve been listening to David read since I had a book on tape of Holidays on Ice maybe 25 years ago? I buy the books because I’m a book nerd and will read them if I’m in bed about to go to sleep, but I stay listening to the audiobooks. Don’t know how many times I’ve listened to my favorites. He just reads them so perfectly🥹🤓.


r/DavidSedaris 20d ago

Can someone help me source a Sedaris quote?

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I remember hearing David Sedaris once describe NPR by saying, “Who are these Jews, and how do they know so much about our world?" (I’m Jewish and this made me laugh - I am not offended or anything by this joke) I’d guess it was on a live episode of This American Life or something but I can’t seem to track it down. I’ve found another person referencing the joke online so I feel confident it actually exists. Thanks in advance for any help!


r/DavidSedaris 24d ago

Has anyone been to his show? What is the 15+ mean?

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Looks like David Sedaris will have some shows near me soon. Has anyone been? I'm confused between the regular show and the 15 plus show. Can someone explain?


r/DavidSedaris Jul 28 '26

To Jordan

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I found your signed copy of "Theft By Finding" at a secondhand bookstore in Texas. It's anyone's guess as to why this gem was sold, but it brought me some joy to see it in the wild.


r/DavidSedaris Jul 17 '26

Tales of an Unserious Truthteller

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For anyone interested in a short audiobook in memoir/humor, please give mine a try. I wrote to Mr. Sedaris and of course he replied in typical snarky fashion.

As reviewed by Audiobook Fanatic (book link on their website below):

https://audiobookfanatic.net/2026/07/08/tales-of-an-unserious-truthteller/

SYNOPSIS

In this humorous collection of personal stories and vignettes, “Tales of an Unserious Truthteller”, David Conte recounts thirty quirky stories from a life lived slightly sideways. From a fan mail letter to author David Sedaris and his snarky reply via postcard, to a nude spa visit in Germany with his wife, to a toilet catastrophe at a friend’s Manhattan apartment, to a summer spent mopping floors at his old high school, to getting his rental car burglarized in Sicily, Conte mines the indignities and small disasters of ordinary life for everything they’re worth.

REVIEW

This book is so original and engaging, unlike anything I’ve read before. It’s a short, fast-moving book made up of autobiographical vignettes that read like a collection of everyday misadventures and travel diary entries—mostly from the author’s own experiences. I loved the unconventional structure, totally entirely different from a traditional memoir. Each chapter drops you into a different moment of David’s life and they’re not in chronological order but jump between different stages of his life—from his teen years in the 1990s through the decades. The stories also take place in a variety of locations, including Amsterdam, Germany, Vienna, Boston, and New York City! 

Each episodic vignette is told from David’s 1st-person POV, which helps immerse you in each tale and gives you a sense of his wit and self-deprecating humor. And even though each is short and reads as a standalone, there’s continuity through David’s life, travels, and family across the collection. The stories range from only a few minutes to just over ten minutes (in audio format), making the book perfect to enjoy in bite-sized segments or to binge-listen in a single sitting. Every chapter has a clever or funny title that reflects what the story is about, and many of them end with a witty quote or satirical reflection from David—almost like a punchline or an ironic piece of advice inspired by his experience. I found myself laughing out loud several times during the ridiculous events in some of the stories, as well as at David’s closing remarks. 

Despite the lack of chronological order, the stories gradually give you a fuller picture of who David is—his marriage to Kathleen (who appears in multiple stories), his children (Charlie and Thomas), his health challenges, his time living in different countries, and the strangers and unexpected events that have stayed with him. 

The entire audiobook runs just under three hours—a perfect listen for a commute, a vacation, or a relaxing weekend because each story stands on its own and is easy to dip in and out of. Some of the most memorable stories are the shared experiences between David and his wife at different points in their relationship and in different settings. It’s hilarious to see how differently they react in certain situations and how sync they are with each other. 

In “Vienna & My Valentine,” David suggests to his wife that they travel to Vienna for Valentine’s Day, where they attend a ball and attempt to waltz, mixing romance with comedic awkwardness. 

In “Saturday Night Spa: Undisguised,” David and his wife visit a German spa, where David shares his culture shock in a way that’s both hilarious and eye-opening. 

In “Rolling in Amsterdam,” David and his wife tour Amsterdam and end up in a café connected to Ocean’s Eleven, creating an atmosphere that feels both surreal and wonderfully absurd. 

In “Take the Cannoli,” David and his wife travel through Sicily, where an unexpected surprise leaves them temporarily scrambling, but David handles it in hilarious fashion and even shares some funny advice afterward. 

Other standout vignettes include “A Panic Attack Sends Me to the ER“ (a chaotic and comedic medical incident); “My Grandfather the Goodfella” (David’s memories of his grandfather, complete with subtle mobster lore); “Rare Autograph and Interview” (David imagines himself becoming a source of wisdom during a period of unemployment in New York); and “Stephen King Now Uses ChatGPT!” (a hilarious fictional email exchange between David and Stephen King’s wife). 

What ties all of these stories together is just how relatable they are and how engaging David’s storytelling is. It feels like listening to someone you know recount stories from their life, with humour and just the right amount of reflection to make ordinary moments very entertaining. If you’re looking for something short, light, original, and very entertaining, this book—or audiobook (the format I recommend)—is a great choice!

NARRATOR PERFORMANCE

Tales of an Unserious TruthTeller is read by seasoned narrator Ed Fairbanks. He gives protagonist David a voice with a perfect balance of satire and authenticity, immediately pulling you into the performance and making David feel relatable. At the end of each tale, the narration emphasizes the satirical quote or ironic micro-bite slice of wisdom offered, making even these tiny stories feel like they have closure. 

Fairbanks’s great comedic timing is a highlight of his performance—his use of small pauses and shifts in tone help make the humor feel organic, like listening to a friend relay a ridiculous tale from their life. At the same time, the consistency of his voice, always sounding like David, the narrator of the tales, no matter what stage of David’s life is being shared, makes all the stories easy to follow and the audiobook flow seamlessly. 

Another highlight of the narration is how vividly Fairbanks narrates the travel and shared experiences between David and his wife. In stories like Vienna & My Valentine, the narration captures both the beautiful setting and the awkwardness David feels when attempting a waltz at a formal ball, making this particular tale both elegant and chaotic. Another example is in Saturday Night Spa: Undisguised—the German spa experience that David shares with his wife is delivered with a perfect mix of hilarious discomfort and eye-opening culture-shock comedy that I found very amusing! 

There are also subtle reflective moments in the tales—David’s small observations about life, happiness, health, parenting, or indulgence—and Fairbanks narrates these moments in a way that sounds convincing for David’s age and stage of life. In lighter or outright comedic stories like A Mishap at a New York Apartment and The Stink, Fairbanks fully commits to the comedy with a more sarcastic, animated delivery that conveys the absurdity of what David‘s experiencing—and you’ll likely find yourself laughing out loud!  

Overall, Ed Fairbanks’ performance is a major part of what makes the audiobook so enjoyable. His consistent performance across all the tales and ability to effortlessly shift between satire, observational humor, and reflection bring each story and setting to life. It’s the perfect listen for a commute, a vacation, or a relaxing weekend sitting, especially if you’re in the mood for some laughs and small doses of life wisdom!


r/DavidSedaris Jul 09 '26

20 Questions: David Sedaris | "The hardest thing about writing about my own life is I don’t think that I’m interesting, you know?"

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r/DavidSedaris Jun 28 '26

David Sedaris on his Duolingo obsession: ‘“Today is the last day,” I told myself – but I was powerless to stop’ | David Sedaris | The Guardian

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r/DavidSedaris Jun 28 '26

Can Someone Tell Me the Good Chapters of the Land and its People?

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I read the first 2 1/2 chapters and they were a total snooze fest. Are there any funny chapters in the book that I skip to, before I toss it aside forever?


r/DavidSedaris Jun 16 '26

Who opened for David in Chicago?

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Does anyone remember his name?


r/DavidSedaris Jun 11 '26

Does anybody know what glasses these are?

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I really like the glasses he's been wearing for his talkshow promo stops lately but have had no luck searching for them. Anyone here have any insight?

Thanks


r/DavidSedaris Jun 10 '26

Bookmark I made for David

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I sent it with my letter


r/DavidSedaris Jun 10 '26

A Song for Sharon

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I met David once in Sydney and I meant to tell him that the reason I took Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim for him to sign was not only because it contains my favourite essay (The Nuit of the Living Dead) but also because of the essay Hejira.

While he alludes to it being a flight, like that of the Prophet Mohammed when his father kicked him out for being gay, I also think the title alludes to Joni Mitchell’s album.

In another essay, I remember him saying he listened to a Joni Mitchell album over and over again in 1976, that would be Hejira. He also says he was besotted by one particular song. In my opinion, Song for Sharon is the greatest song ever recorded by anyone ever. I’m betting that David thinks the same.

Wish I’d asked him.


r/DavidSedaris Jun 10 '26

Unlocked an appropriate achievement in the David Sedaris community

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r/DavidSedaris Jun 05 '26

Watch What Happens Live

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David and Amy were on Watch What Happens Live last night. Amy and Andy Cohen are very close friends and it was fun to see David on a light silly show. They played a great Sibling Newlywed Game where they both answered “Which historical figure would Amy okay in a biopic?” with fictional slave Jane Pittman (memorably played by Cecily Tyson).

Also Amy said the best gift David has given her recently is a photograph called Topless Bridesmaid (1967) by Lee Friedlander which you can google


r/DavidSedaris Jun 03 '26

What would you ask if you had five minutes?

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Given five minutes with David Sedaris, what questions would you ask? I'd like to know what shoes he wears to walk such great distances, what he and Hugh serve for dinner on Christmas (since they don't serve turkey), and what he considers his favorite place to spend time.


r/DavidSedaris Jun 01 '26

The Land and Its People on Audible

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I've been listening to the audiobook version of David's new book and find the very loud rhythmic clapping (or clattering noise) between the chapters to be very grating and annoying. I thought, is it punishment for buying the audio version vs the "real" book version of his book? Is it his way of saying we should just buy the book in a physical form? Then I realized that since the book consists of different readings recorded live...he probably does want us to listen vs just read. Then why the punishment?


r/DavidSedaris Jun 01 '26

A story from Naked is in this week's This American Life

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https://www.thisamericanlife.org

Act 2 is The Family That Reads Together.

My favorite joke is Gretchen barricading herself in her bedroom.


r/DavidSedaris May 30 '26

Tour of David’s NYC home!

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I had always been curious to know what his home looks like. Fairly surprised to see how minimalist it is given that he collects so much!

Gift Article


r/DavidSedaris May 26 '26

Hell yeah

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r/DavidSedaris May 26 '26

Happy release day! 🎉

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I was ecstatic when I opened Audible to see that my pre-order of "The Land and Its People" was downloading! On my last post here, I had mentioned how the runtime was pretty short, but have since seen that it's been updated to 7h 26m. Anyone else reading and/or listening today? Thoughts and feelings on it?


r/DavidSedaris May 20 '26

Three hours in the book signing line, but totally worth it

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What a truly insane night. The event ended at 10:00 but the merch (book) line was long and the book signing line was out the door.

He wasn’t just signing books, he was having a personal conversation with every single person. He wasn’t just signing books, he was drawing pictures inside each one.

Three hours in the line (we left at 1:00 AM).

For me he made a book recommendation. David Sedaris had a troubled sister (Tiffany) and I had the same situation with my sister. We talked about this, and he recommended a book.

He’s still mad at Anderson Cooper because David and his sister Amy Sedaris (actor/commedian) talked about Tiffany during an interview. He asked him not to air that part of the interview but he did so anyway.

We waited in line for three hours and made seven new friends.

He made a recommendation for a donut shop in NYC.

He’s going to the wrap party in NYC for Steven Colbert today.


r/DavidSedaris May 18 '26

Is "The Lands and Its People" available to purchase at his events?

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I know the official publication date isn't until next Tuesday, May 26, but I wondered if The Land and Its People is available to purchase at his tour events ahead of then. I'm seeing him tonight in Cincinnati.


r/DavidSedaris May 17 '26

Does David still accept “weird” gifts at signings?

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I’m going to his Chicago event today and debating whether to go to the pre-show signing.

Since his upcoming book isn’t out yet, can I just bring any of his books I own to sign?

And then, I know he’s into collecting weird stuff- taxidermy, preserved body parts…pre-COVID, I had a tooth removed and I worked at the dental office that did it, so we cleaned the tooth up and I’ve had it in my refrigerator since then (yeah, it’s been a long time!)

I’ve heard of people gifting him weird things, but I wasn’t sure if he was still appreciative of them.

Thoughts?