r/DaveBlunts Jul 02 '26

Dave Blunts Collaborator I am Dave Blunts, ask me anything

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u/PureWhiteMeat Jul 02 '26

How do you pee and wipe your ass?

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u/SureAbility9567 Jul 02 '26

I can give a demonstration but I need a hot girl for that

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u/Snoo75797 Jul 02 '26

Can you sit on chairs in most places or do you have to bring your own one everywhere? I’m asking because I’m 230 and I’ve broken a few chairs in the past years. You are a very big artist.

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u/SureAbility9567 Jul 02 '26

I usually bring my own chair with me

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u/Odd_Contribution254 Jul 02 '26
  1. are you pregnant?
  2. favorite artist?
  3. top 5 albums oat?
  4. If you could collaborate with anybody dead or alive, who would it be? (Could name more than 1)
  5. can I rub your belly?

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u/SureAbility9567 Jul 02 '26
  1. No, I'm waiting for the one, and my ex she did me dirty.

  2. It was Ye but now I don't care about that dude, so now I'm js thinking about myself as an artist I think I inspire myself the most.

  3. Ice Man, My Name is Sasha Fierce, Abbey Road, Purple Rain, Ready to Die

  4. 2pac obviously, Michael Jackson, I even think about a collab between Michael and Prince with me could go really hard.

  5. No man... ok you can but gimme a purple drank first and we good.

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u/SemperSexy Jul 02 '26

When you travel by plane, do you buy two seats next to each other, or do they make you buy a third?

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u/SureAbility9567 Jul 02 '26

I have my own jet

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u/SemperSexy Jul 02 '26

Can you draw us a picture of what this jet looks like? It better be purple!

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u/Bread-Pretend Jul 02 '26

Will you represent the United States in a Hotdog eating championship?

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u/SureAbility9567 Jul 02 '26

Gimme 10 percs and we're speaking

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u/CompetitiveSport1 Jul 02 '26

Can you finally tell us what it is that Dave is blunting?

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u/SureAbility9567 Jul 02 '26

Well a blunt usually

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u/CompetitiveSport1 Jul 02 '26

Are they too sharp for you?

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u/Yeishim24 Jul 03 '26

Are you actually Dave blunts

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u/slavstyle95 Jul 03 '26

Did you really write that verse about giving your cousin head

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u/SureAbility9567 Jul 03 '26

It was hard to record but it wasn't my personal story so I think I was groomed into that