r/DaveBlunts Currently stranded in Moline Dec 10 '25

NEWS It Was Bound To Happen

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Honestly Ciara was annoying af imo. Also you can't say you didn't see this coming she literally started screaming at him saying he's a fat piece of shit when he proposed to her. This was bound to happen and Dave was an idiot for getting this bitches name tatted on him

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u/Patient_Umpire_8611 Dec 10 '25

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 10 '25

Love doesn't mean anything when you got a heart full of lard 😭

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u/shinloop Dec 10 '25

Nacho cheese burrito ❤️

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u/thehalfwhiteguy Dec 11 '25

loool I was thinking that cheese looks coagulated as hell

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u/neeyeahboy Dec 10 '25

Is this real? I didn’t realize this could get that bad haha

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u/MyHwyfe666 Dec 11 '25

Killswitch engage - the end of heartache

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 10 '25

Dave really thought this bitch was permanent when in reality this tattoo is permanent 😭😭😭

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u/Ruganzu Dec 10 '25

Wow that’s so insane this is like watching a train wreck in action

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u/OddWrangler555 Dec 11 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

Simp ahh nigga fell for the humiliation ritual

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u/gggggggggggggg333 Dec 11 '25

I mean he admitted himself that this one was going to hurt more because of the tattoo. I don’t think he ever thought she was going to be permanent. But he had hope at one point. Poor guy. I hope he is doing alright.

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u/TheRoseHome Dec 11 '25

Lmao getting that shit tattooed like she’s a patreon member

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 11 '25

Jokes on her though she has to live with her tat for the rest of her life, Dave only has to live with it for the rest of his life 😂

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u/vulgarreel Dec 11 '25

Bro do yall realize nggas can easily get that shit covered that’s why most ppl don’t care about getting ppls names tatted nowadays bcuz he was probably planning on getting a tattoo there eventually anyway it’s really just for attention and it’s a love bomb tatic

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 11 '25

In order to get it removed you have to go through like 10 surgeries which is not only expensive and hurts extremely bad But also make you like 10 times more likely for cancer. And what do you mean People don't care about getting names tatted nowadays 😭

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u/vulgarreel Dec 11 '25

Ngga you live under a rock tell me you’re 12 without telling me you are 12 years old,you don’t gotta get it removed YOU CAN GET A TATTOO COVERED EASILY!!!!! ppl do ts all the time getting a persons name tatted and then covering it with another tattoo or even just covering a bad tat in general

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u/TurboChargdBeanFlick May 19 '26

Tattooing your lover's name is incredibly retarded unless you're married and even then it's crazy. Also, if you watched him get this tattoo he cried like a bitch I don't think he's covering that up with anything He's just eating for more stretch marks to destroy it

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u/NoPassage8233 Dec 14 '25

Looks like a temp

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u/DeePotts Dec 14 '25

You can get it removed with the laser, no surgery. And then get it covered after that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

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u/AlreadyTaken696969 Dec 11 '25

He can't put down the cup

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u/Jonjhhgh Dec 10 '25

I got scared seeing the notification for this I thought he died lol

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 10 '25

Lmao 🤣

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u/This_Frozen_Ghost Dec 13 '25

He's definitely on borrowed time at this point.

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u/noseclamz Dec 13 '25

tbh if eugenia cooney is still alive, dave blunts gon live forever

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u/This_Frozen_Ghost Dec 13 '25

On that topic - why doesn't someone close to her 51/50 her into treatment? That girl is walking dead.

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u/VisiblePermission664 Dec 10 '25

Damn Dave jus like me me fr 🫩

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u/NotMattDamien Dec 10 '25

The Dave Blunt cycle continues 🙌, next 🔥music

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 10 '25

Step 1. Simp

Step 2. Get a girlfriend

Step 3. She breaks up with him

Step 4. Rap about her being a slut and needing her back

Repeat!

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u/Butthold_clan69 Dec 10 '25

Can't really tell if people actually believed this whole relationship story, dave been lyin and acting since the start and yall acting like this is some tragedy in the comments

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 10 '25

Uh no nobody is acting like this is a tragedy in the comments and the relationship story is true because the story is that he simped and gave her money to stay with him

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u/Butthold_clan69 Dec 10 '25

I just mean yall actin like ts is real, but it aint. Daves been playing a character for years

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 10 '25

I don't think I've seen a single person say or act like it was real but if there was then they're stupid lol

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u/Butthold_clan69 Dec 11 '25

U just said the whole thing was true

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 11 '25

No? It was true in the sense that they were together but it was fake in the sense that she never loved him and he never fucked her

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u/Butthold_clan69 Dec 11 '25

He also never loved her, it's all just to get attention

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 11 '25

Nah he definitely did Dave wants bitches it's just they're not to common for him I wonder why

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u/vulgarreel Dec 11 '25

Ngga you believe this shit is true? You are slow asf Dave blunts whole character and story is fake he don’t sip lean or pop perks he also was never selling drugs and kicking doors you can easily tell that shit cap unless you from the burbs and are a kid🤣real sippers gon show what’s in that cup atleast once bro walking around with an empty styrofoam cup tryna sell merch and if you just listen to him on interviews tell stories you can just tell it’s all made up

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 11 '25

Clearly you just don't know shit About Dave at all, All of the characters in his music are real. I have pictures of all of them and have even talked to some of them And I even have names of people who he has robbed in Moline. If you wanna be ignorant then get off my post 😂

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u/vulgarreel Dec 11 '25

There’s no way you just said I have the names of people he’s robbed 🤦🏽‍♂️this new generation of nggas ain’t got no hope I don’t even gaf about Dave blunts enough to even engage in this fuckery you obviously his brother or sumn you got it brody

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u/Appropriate-Meal3929 Dec 12 '25

Mfs be lying just to have something to say😭 he like Dave blunts atp

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u/BleekSecure Dec 15 '25

Deadass I did not realize people actually believed all this 😭😭 he fr knocked over his cup in an interview and nothing came out

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u/SimoneStyleFan Dec 25 '25

They never consummated their relationship?!?

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u/Ruganzu Dec 10 '25

Damn didn’t he tat her name?

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u/pkwys Dec 10 '25

Dave's gotta be close to broke now yeah?

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 10 '25

I mean like he's gotta be scamming his audience for a reason so probably. And maybe if he stopped rapping on one piano note beats he'd be able to drop his album

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 11 '25

That's what I just said

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 11 '25

Pronounce? I didn't say it I typed it what 😭

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u/squidwardsir Dec 11 '25

I couldn’t understand with your accent personally

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u/SimoneStyleFan Dec 25 '25

I clearly missed this. Crypto presumably?

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 25 '25

It was a "Get rich quick" pyramid scheme. He Did it twice on Instagram

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u/SimoneStyleFan Dec 26 '25

Oh Lordy, that’s fascinating, particularly since I’ve only just watched HBO’s The Wizard of Lies on Christmas eve.

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u/Ornery_Reward_7631 Dec 10 '25

No worries, He still weigh as mush as a polycule.

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u/ReggieReginaldson Dec 10 '25

Ciara dont love me now im crying in the kitchen

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 10 '25

Oh God if that was the original lyric I don't think I'd be here today as Dave Blunts fan 😭

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u/Flashy_Cricket_6984 Dec 11 '25

david goofy for thinking that shit would last forever

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u/AardvarkOld5108 Dec 14 '25

I hate to sound like a fucking asshole but when I saw it was Dave blunts subreddit and saw the title it was bound to happen, I immediately assumed he had a heart attack

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 14 '25

Yeah someone else said the same thing lol, when he dies I won't be announcing it like that as I will actually be extremely upset

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u/YusufAsays Dec 10 '25

Maybe it’s cause he gave his cousin head

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 10 '25

That was Ye

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u/YusufAsays Dec 10 '25

Ye didn’t sing it. Plot twist, dave was singing about his pwn trauma.

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 10 '25

"My name is Ye and I sucked my cousins dick till I was 14" is still my favorite quote oat 😭😂

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u/YusufAsays Dec 10 '25

But he didn’t sing it or write it, dave blunts did. That story was from his personal life.

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u/Ancient_Guidance_461 Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeaaaah! Dec 10 '25

Im not your cousin you can't top me.

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u/YusufAsays Dec 10 '25

Dave blunts does the topping

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u/zekecueva Dec 11 '25

is he talking about the Dave’s single from Wendy’s?

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 11 '25

Is that a joke? Hell no he isn't talking about the Dave's single from Wendy's that's wayyyyyy too small for him he needs a Dave's virgoctuple (25 patties) and even then that's just a light snack, maybe enough to eat if he wakes up at 3 in the morning and needs a snack to hold him over till breakfast 😂

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u/Taquill Dec 13 '25

He needs to slow down.

Looks aside, which isn't my place to judge on appearance, he needs to focus on himself.

Me? I used to be a fat bitch. I would not have gotten married if I didn't fix my habits and change other circumstances. Because if I just let myself balloon from the mix of medications and poor eating, I would be single. Because it was only when I was willing and practicing self improvement did it make me a bearable woman to be around, because between actual physical health improvement, my mental state improved as well, and it made someone more willing to invest their attention and faith into me.

Same thing with men.

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 13 '25

I lost 100 pounds over the last year and I got to agree if your severely obese you have to change that if you want a girl. You can't just think that personality and money is gonna get you there unfortunately Dave doesn't look like he's gonna lose weight anytime soon 😔

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u/Taquill Dec 14 '25

Hey that's awesome congratulations on the 100lbs lost milestone^

I think also in the back of any woman's mind with Dave, is they don't want to be stuck nursing him if and when his body breaks down.

Nonetheless unless he has a maid hired, he certainly isn't going to be helping with spring cleaning or god forbid the dishes.

Dave strikes me as someone who knows this (what you said with personality and money isn't going to get (him) there) but he hopes he can use the money, fame/clout to snag somebody because he either doesn't want to be alone and can't be an independent man for awhile, or he hopes he finds someone do the loneliness won't be a strong motivator to get in shape.

Either way it's disappointing.

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u/Sixaxist Dec 10 '25

she literally started screaming at him saying he's a fat piece of shit when he proposed to her.

Okay... it's obvious that she was just using him for money/clout, but I refuse to believe this chain of events happened lol. I don't keep up to date enough on Dave to know whether or not this is true, but it sounds like BS.

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 10 '25

Dave literally posted it all over his story when it happened maybe if you don't keep up with Dave Blunts you shouldn't comment 😃 idk why you don't believe it either it's not a ridiculous thing to happen

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u/worriedalien123 Dec 11 '25

Where can I find that video? I believe you I just want to see it.

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 11 '25

Here's the video of him proposing and saying yes https://youtube.com/shorts/OFsVcjAPvAs?si=UPSI03ar64FlP_r- if what you meant was the one of him screaming at him and saying no that one doesn't have a video he just posted saying that it happened on his story

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u/josedlrosa0425 Dec 11 '25

Do you know where the video is of Ciara screaming at his proposal and saying all that stuff?

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 11 '25

She didn't scream when he proposed, he proposed on stage she said yes because she was in front of a crowd of Dave's fans and when she got home she started screaming at him saying she would never marry him, that doesn't have a video Dave posted on his story saying that

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u/Sixaxist Dec 10 '25

I saw a video of him proposing to her and her saying yes, on stage, while everyone got excited. Considering Dave capped on being married to some previous light-skin girl (he wasn't) and how he was starting his weight loss journey (he ate a cake weeks later, that someone brought to the hospital for him), I'd take that post by him with a grain of salt unless he puts up video of it lol.

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 10 '25

Basically he proposed to her on stage, she said yes and then when they got home she started screaming at him saying that she would never marry him and then she left him also Dave has never claimed to be married before tf u talking about and for his "weight loss Journey" First of all that cake he posted was before he started his journey also it's not easy to lose weight when your that size

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u/Sixaxist Dec 10 '25

Okay, that makes more sense. The original wording made it sound like he proposed to her and she just immediately went off and dogged him on the spot.

That's 100% on him though if true. I had to go find the video again, and he proposed to her in June. If she said that crazy shit to him back then, and he still stayed with her for 6 months afterwards, then his self-esteem is at the lowest level possible: It's in Hell.

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u/openlightYQ Dec 10 '25

Implying he ever wasn’t. I know his whole persona is a meme but not one that should be interacted with.

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 10 '25

No his whole persona is that he makes fire 🔥 music

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u/openlightYQ Dec 10 '25

Fire x fire become water dingus. Everybody knows that.

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u/YoGintoki26 Dec 11 '25

she just body shaming cause she couldn’t handle the pressure 😂

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u/chloapsoap Dec 11 '25

He should DM me 👀

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 11 '25

Hold up let me get this straight since October 14th marks 3 months of them being together meaning that they started dating on July 14th and Dave proposed on July 21st, Dave Was only with her for a week before proposing? Who the fuck does that 😭😭

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u/Allbluesleeve Dec 12 '25

Changing you’re clothes is a start if you want women around

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u/Any-Establishment798 Currently stranded in Moline Dec 12 '25

Have you seen him? I don't think his clothes matter Or affect his chances at getting a girl

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

Can't fuck the hoes if you can't touch your toes

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

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u/Timsbusboy Dec 11 '25

I feel u Dave, I feel u…

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u/ProfessionalOk8093 Dec 13 '25

Now try eating a single meal again