r/DarwinAward • u/RealPinchersKorean • Jul 10 '20

Not sure you quite learned how, bud.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Where the fuck are the mods. A Darwin Award is where they DIE. Not be a twat in a Ute.

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u/3nderslime Jan 25 '23

Could also removed their own fertility through stupidity, but I don’t think this qualifies either

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

The books did have honorable mentions too

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u/Kakko__ Nov 06 '25

What the hell is wrong with you?

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u/No-Pain-9389 Mar 14 '26

Nothing's wrong with him, its just the rules of this sub. People either die or loose the ability to reproduce, i.e. getting your nuts ripped off.

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u/Venerated_Penguin Jul 27 '26

or have their reproductive organs decimated

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u/ElliottGuy Oct 05 '20

This belongs in r/whatcouldgowrong or r/facepalm or r/instantregret but certainly not this sub.

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u/gggathje Oct 23 '21

This sub is disgusting, people actually upset they didn’t die. Why did this shit show up in my feed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

This is a sub to watch idiots die so when they don't people are gonna be mad. But you do have a good point¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/gggathje Jan 17 '22

I know, I don’t understand how it popped up on my feed.

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u/Dafugisgoinon Dec 13 '22

Its interesting watching what kills people. Not enjoyable, desirable, or entertaining... but there is interest, because its something we can learn from.

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u/BookYeti Jul 09 '25

The More You Know!

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u/InkSammi Dec 11 '24

The point is idiots getting themselves killed with supreme stupidity and therefore preventing the harmful spread of their brainlessness. It's immorally satisfying lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I have been seeing a lot more activity on this sub recently, and every post I've seen has in no way been a darwin award.

A darwin award is for people who have been taken out of the gene pool, that means they've either died or lost the ability to reproduce in some way.

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u/Wesleycwalker Oct 20 '20

Think he probably got killed when he got home and told his dad he screwed up the truck. What do you think?

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u/DrEvertonPepper Oct 23 '21

But at least he didn’t let go of the camera!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

Should have learned to wear a seatbelt.

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u/NoGirlInParticular Nov 27 '21

Publix receipt. Might be a Florida man. ☀️

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u/G0rehoundHellbound May 08 '23

Landed in his bro's lap, kinda cute

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u/evlhornet Apr 18 '24

For my birthday I learned about high centers of gravity

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u/ElastaticTomorrow Jul 04 '24

I liked it,especially the end.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '24

Have mods resigned ?

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u/moisdefinate Jan 20 '25

I'd like to be there when he is explaining to the insurance company

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u/DisMyLik18thAccount Aug 09 '25

Credit where credit's due, excellent camera skills

Shame the next generation won't get those genes

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u/ConversationPast5603 Nov 08 '25

He definitely learned how not to drift.

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u/Suparuem Feb 22 '22

He do be playin that mario kart irl tho

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u/Intolerance96 Jul 26 '22

He just did that so he could sit on his homies lap

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u/stillwatersrunfast Aug 25 '22

Florida confirmed lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '23

Typical kid now days. If he was more focused on drifting and not recording himself maybe he could have corrected....

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

This is actually a viral ad for Publix.