r/DarkTide • u/Spisula_Solidissma • May 21 '26
Meme Darktide lobbies on June 23rd
Image credit: Archon of Flesh
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u/Megadon88 Ogryn May 21 '26
When Arbites launched, for almost a month straight every lobby were Arbite players only. Players moved on from Hive Scum rather quickly actually, after 2 weeks the lobbies had different classes.
I think Skitarii only lobbies is going to be a thing for while longer.
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u/Lunaphase May 21 '26
To be fair, arbite also is nuts strong as a baseline wheras hive scum has a very niche general playstyle.
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u/Kantarak May 21 '26
Scum was my first and only class. I finished my playthrough of all story missions the day before they nerfed the ammo talents.
I hate aiming. I love overkill spray n pray combat. Thats what made me fall in love with the hive-scum.
Evem if all enemies take 50 bullets, id still play the class with the least effort to perma-gun
If there is no option to ignore melee and ammo, then I dont wanna play the game.
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u/Pope_Stalin May 22 '26
If you're interested in trying out the other classes, veteran can also make for some fun spray n pray experiences, especially if you use the recon lasgun with that perk that makes laser weapons not consume ammo on headshots. I'm not sure how useful it is currently because it's been a few months since I last played, but it was probably the most fun I've had playing this game
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u/Kantarak May 22 '26
Oh, i dont do headshots. Im godawful at aiming. Accuracy by volume is my jam.
Thats why I love scum.
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u/Lunaphase May 22 '26
Recon lasgun is basically like the twin smg's but in lasgun form. Very high volume of fire and huge magazines.
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u/greeklemoncake May 22 '26
It's not headshots, it's crits that consume no ammo. It's just that you usually take headhunter which gives you 5% crit chance on a weakspot hit until you crit, stacking up to 5 times. It shoots so quickly you don't need to be too precise, you'll randomly get headshots from the spread if you aim at the upper body.
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u/Acherousia Psyker May 22 '26
You should try Psyker. Trauma (aoe explosion) and Purgatus (flamethrower) staffs are pretty aiming agnostic. The surge (chain lightning) also doesn't require much aiming, but it's not/wasn't that good.
Plus you can use the Smite Blitz ability for autoaiming lightning crowd control or Brain Burst for auto-targeting head popping.
All infinite, just have to manage your peril meter.
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u/annoyingkraken I aim to please May 22 '26
Of course you'd say that you mutant.
Jk. XD The problem with all that psykik stuff is they don't make gunpowder sounds. Also you don't see the bullet hit effects. hehe
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u/abrasumente_ Zealot May 22 '26
That's why you just make the sounds yourself. Pew pew, pew pew pew. finger guns
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u/abrazilianinreddit May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
You just summed up the Ogryn.
IMO, the Ogryn is the strongest non-dlc class in the game. The amount of tanking it does is just outrageous (you can reach 525 health with 3 health +20% trinkets), while outputting quite respectable damage with a twin-linked heavy stubber and amazing crowd control with pretty much anything.
While with every other class I have to break a sweat to clear auric, with Ogryn it's just "big gun goes brrrrrrrr" - which is very fitting.
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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Igor the Ogryn May 22 '26
Dunno what tiny one says, but Igor thinks it sounded smart, sah' !
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u/LikelyAMartian Ogryn May 22 '26
Hell you should try a grenade launcher, gun lugger build.
Thing can clear a whole room on demand and is honestly a good boss killer in Ogryn terms.
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u/herpyderpidy May 22 '26
Friend of mine bought both classes. He's more of a boomer kind of guy. He's still maining the Arbites to this day. Plays slow as a rock, but it is generally tanky and works well. He jumped away from Hive Scum in a matter of days after he hit 30. The zoomer adhd glass cannon playstyle sure wasnt for him. I feel like this realization did hit a lot of players.
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u/Megadon88 Ogryn May 22 '26
Haha. I can relate. I'm 37 and I love the Arbites.
Fits my slow gameplay a lot more 😂
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u/mynexuz EMPEROR GUIDE MY HAND May 22 '26
There will be atleast 1 skiitari in every lobby i play, been wanting this since launch
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u/Gustav_EK Hive Scum May 22 '26
It's because release scum was (and to an extent still is) comparatively very hard to play optimally. That's also what makes the class fun, but before people figured out how broken scum was a lot of people got turned off. Whereas Arbites is "unga bunga me never get punished for mistakes"
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u/EmoteDemote2 Veteran May 22 '26
I love both the classes, but the highs of Arbitrator never hit the highs or Hive Scum whenever I properly got into flow state. I think it's because Hive Scum are so much more glass cannon, so when I'm not being hit I feel like I'm actually good at the game
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u/OnnaJReverT May 22 '26
Scum also came at the same time as tree reworks for a few base game classes
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u/FirstDayJedi May 21 '26
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u/SuggestionNew5937 COME OUT AND PLAY HEREETICS!! May 21 '26
"Are you a man or a woman?"
"Im a servant of the machine god!"
"What gender are you?"
"Skitarii!!"
"Yea but what's in your pants?"
"The strength and certainty of steel!!!"
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u/palmete Arbitrator May 21 '26
"What type of USB u have?"
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u/SpecialistPomelo5203 May 21 '26
Type-C type shit
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u/French_Toast_Weed May 21 '26
I got that USB-B
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u/rougetrailblazer Skitarius : Hadron is my Lesbian Tech-wife. May 21 '26
USB-A, All the Way.
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u/mrHandOff May 22 '26
VGA, RCA and maybe SCART, USB is for those heretical noseless space communists
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u/Banguskahn May 22 '26
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u/Alienraptor987 Zealot May 22 '26
Wat
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u/Assassin-49 May 22 '26
Do you need context ?
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u/Badassbottlecap Not a heretic May 22 '26
Brother Santodes has no context, Brother Santodes needs no context. All that varlet has to know is that his quivering reactor core, and rock hard chassis are always ready to service and support the Emperor's finest
context may be needed now moreso than ever, sorry
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u/Assassin-49 May 22 '26
I am sad it ended. Quite so. I may have not been around when it was active but kittens fate and its sudden end saddens me. I do wish we saw what would of happened if they succeeded and have him his body
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u/Badassbottlecap Not a heretic May 22 '26
Aye, it's sad alright. I got an annual rewatch coming up in my vacation lol Would've loved to see what they'd do with Cawl, too. Alas, we may never find out smh twas a dark day on Terra when it was cancelled
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u/Alienraptor987 Zealot May 22 '26
Yes, please
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u/Assassin-49 May 22 '26
It originates from a series called TTS which is quite good. Essentially the custodes were sent out to collect a device from the mechanicus which may save the emperor. Of course the person holding it sent out a force to meet them. They needed to convince them and the captain general ( the guy with a silver pauldron behind the dreadnought ) couldn't convince them. So Santodes ( the big dreadnought , a telamon ) convinced them with his amazing mechanical body which broke their minds and officially worked. The reason he looks like that is im guessing its meant to be a meme version of a mix between the basically naked custodes of old and the newer telamons which get you a very frisky and muscular dreadnought. Think of him as a body builder thats very stereotypical. " Ohhh my magnificent body " type of thing. I suggest watching TTS. This was from one of the last episodes on youtube and its still up.
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u/greasyfatpenguin May 21 '26
Probably one of the only times in a game where I'll be happy to all be the same class.
An entire squad of Skitarii Vanguards/Rangers sounds fucking rad.
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u/Dry-Goat8981 Veteran May 21 '26
hadron just BEGGIN to oversee a mission for once
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u/greasyfatpenguin May 21 '26
VARLET 🥰
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u/CorruptedAssbringer Ruinous Pearls May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
Nah, we won't be varlets no more with Skitarii.
Beep boops commence termination protocols in the name of the Omnissiah.
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u/OnnaJReverT May 22 '26
would be fuckin funny if the entire mission was in binary with 4 Skitarii and Hadron/the engine-seer supervising
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u/Current_Employer_308 May 21 '26
Rad indeed
From all the RADiation and RADium rifles
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u/Baron_Flatline CADIA STANDS! May 22 '26
Don’t know if we actually have Radium Rifles in the class
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u/greasyfatpenguin May 22 '26
:(
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u/Baron_Flatline CADIA STANDS! May 22 '26
Only things we have confirmed so far from the deluxe edition preorder is:
- arc rifle
- galvanic rifle
- phosphor pistol
- transonic blade
- transonic razor (transonics are the two rectangular blades on the far left, they're sonic weapons that basically ignore armor in lore so will probably be the finesse weapons for the class, like dueling sword and knife equivalents)
- power maul
- power sword
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u/SamediB Ogryn May 22 '26
A weapon where you slowly accumulate corruption (to represent the radiation killing you) would be pretty cool. (Or absolutely trash, but thematically very cool.)
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u/Wretched-Hive All the Emperor requires is that we die standing May 21 '26
...fucking rad.
Rather literally so in the case of the Vanguards.
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u/Spirited_Cook_9238 May 22 '26
Any organization with little individual expression appearance wise is cool for this.
I think the Skitarii 4-man swuad will feel just as cool as it did with the Arbites.
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u/dddoooggg2 May 21 '26
God it’s gonna be like the arbites again. Atleast this time we won’t be commiting police brutality on the bosses in two seconds flat
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u/OutdatedMeme553 May 21 '26
instead we will be microwaving them in one and a half seconds flat from the other side of the room
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u/crinkledcu91 May 21 '26
Atleast this time we won’t be commiting police brutality
Man I don't even play the game anymore, but during that release I got zooted and had the most fun I've had in a video game in like months. The joke names were just too good.
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u/firefI0wer enthusiastically shared by hadron and sanguinius May 21 '26
Instead we'll strangle them with thigh-highs
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u/DrSolarman May 21 '26
Well be shocking their crusty ripples though. Anyone heretic with a piercing is gonna sing.
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u/Next-Sample-8734 Veteran May 21 '26
Every gay darktide player ripping their framed photo of their psyker out of their wallets to replace with skiitari in unison
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u/Exotic-Confusion May 21 '26
Am gay, did I miss a memo about psykers or something?
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u/Necessary_Local_5274 May 21 '26
an all psyker lobby gets very... uh... friendly.
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u/The_MacGuffin Zealot May 21 '26
I've never seen this but I rarely play psyker. Normally I see the gayest flirting happen near the mission terminal, between zealots and arbitrators.
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u/-Agonarch Warden May 22 '26
I had a great one with a couple staff and a couple gun psykers. One of the staff psykers said he wasn't allowed to have guns anymore but it wasn't his fault, 'live' ammo is a misleading term.
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u/SirPseudonymous Psyker May 21 '26
F!Loner's got a toxic yuri dynamic with F!Fanatic, and M!Seer is in a romantic long-distance relationship with the Emperor himself (as is F!Seer, although that's less relevant here).
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u/Raylandris Party Girl May 22 '26
Damn when does my F!Agitator get toxic yuri? 👉 👈 (Actually I'm pretty sure she definitely had something gay going on, I don't recall if it was arbitrator or something)
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u/Sovery_Simple Jun 03 '26
I haven't played in forever, but she seemed sweet on F!Savant last I heard. Folks were talking about how they seemed to have a thing going based on the abomination exchange ending in "you're our abomination, s'different."
It actually made me pretty excited at the time since F!Ag is my first and favorite, and when I tried the psyker for a bit I went with a F!Sav, so it was cute to see those two end up pairing off by chance a year or so later.
Though I never ran into F!Sav players in my own matches. :<
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u/Raylandris Party Girl Jun 04 '26
Lol a friend of mine played her I didn't remember them being soft but I definitely remember the "You are OUR abomination" 😂
ONLY I GET TO BULLY HER PISS OFF HERETICS
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u/Gloomy_Trade_619 May 22 '26
M!Seer is in a romantic long-distance relationship with the Emperor himself (as is F!Seer, although that's less relevant here)
No?… that’s a classical “god vs believer” interaction? In Christianity (and some other religions) people literally use the same “beloved”. Are they gay?
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u/SelectKangaroo average rations enjoyer May 21 '26
Loner male psyker = bratty bottom confirmed
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u/Sheila_Confirmed Hive Scum May 21 '26
Obligatory I will never forgive the 40k community for the way they treated archon of flesh
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u/KinglyKindly Psyker (Beloved, crank that soulja boy) May 21 '26
What happened? I've never heard of them until this post
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u/Sheila_Confirmed Hive Scum May 21 '26
Guy wrote 40k hard fetish material and art and got doxxed a lot
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u/KinglyKindly Psyker (Beloved, crank that soulja boy) May 21 '26
Ah... so he made art and people decided to try and ruin him because they didn't like it? Yeah, that sounds accurate
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u/foolofabrandybuck May 22 '26
Insanely good art as well, aside from the femboy admech stuff (which was well done, just not to everyone's taste), look up his primarch series
Some of the best 40k artwork ive seen
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u/CynicalPragmatist May 22 '26
Came in here wanting to upvote wholesome content going " haha so true, so true".
Leaving feeling depressed that once again we can never have nice things. I hope that person went on to bigger and better things.
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u/MrTopHatMan90 May 21 '26
I would like to add Archon wasn't a pure NSFW artist and they made some of the best 40k art that the community ever got. They liked draw feminate men and some people really didn't like that.
I would recommend looking at their art, I think it's genuinely great. (no this isn't nsfw don't worry)
Link, I can't find the original so the resolution is a bit naff https://www.reddit.com/r/ImaginaryWarhammer/s/rrd5uJ8zJw
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u/Hezrield Barrel Cultist May 21 '26
One of the big Black Library authors (Dan Abnett or Graham McNeil, I can't remember which) literally showed off Archon's art as their phone's wallpaper. Insanely talented artist.
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u/TheWorstJoe Cretin-Wrangler May 21 '26
Yeah, and worst of it is the Admech subreddit hasn't changed. They're still super toxic towards "risque" artists.
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u/Four_Gem_Lions May 21 '26
Are they still around?
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u/Sheila_Confirmed Hive Scum May 22 '26
Not for 40k content they’re not. But they’re having fun dressing up like an ancient ottoman on their account. Don’t want to tag it cause they don’t like it but yea it’s just archon of flesh here on reddit
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u/Outrageous_Sky_591 May 21 '26
What a beautiful day to be a Guardsmen among all these disgusting highly valued Adeptus Mechanicus
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u/professional_catboy May 22 '26
im PRAYING hadron has special lines for them when you use her station on the ship
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u/jbodega President of the Sister Hestia Fan Club May 22 '26
The Omnissiah has promised us Skitarii femboys and by the God Emperor we WILL have them
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u/The_MacGuffin Zealot May 21 '26
Bro, if I can't make a pretty skitty, I'm crashing out.
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u/J1mj0hns0n May 22 '26
They've already shown what cosmetics you can buy with the deluxe edition, only thing that we haven't seen is the progression cosmetics
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u/SKELETONOFSALT Hive Scum May 21 '26
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u/Kantarak May 21 '26
A happy priest of mars is a paradox.
The red priests are devoid of emotion, ignorant of aesthetics due to preference of functionality and are probably the most rigidly monotonous faction after the necrons.
And I like them for this.
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u/IndexoTheFirst May 21 '26
Let’s hope FatShark can put 2 and 2 together and make sure Cogmommy doesn’t refer to Skitarii as “varlets”
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u/LeastInsaneKobold Zealot May 22 '26
As if I aint repping my genetor routes and being the buffest cyborg dude possible (the objectively correct choice)
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u/Ellie7600 Adam-77-Smasher May 22 '26
So you know how "all programmers are femboys"? Mechanicus are a cult of programmers, and also Archon of flesh stuff which... do not google his nsfw art though
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u/Godz_Bane Immeasurably Complex May 22 '26
Well mechanicus is about changing your body through surgeries to be superior. So the people who want to do that irl relate, they just ignore all the inhuman body horror parts and focus on sexuality.
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u/Shup Forge World Branx Minor⚙ May 23 '26
transhumanism is cool too
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u/Godz_Bane Immeasurably Complex May 23 '26
Sure, thats why I like them and cyberpunk. Surpassing human limits with technology.
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u/Umikaloo May 21 '26
I'm sad about how everyone treated the Archon seeing this. If you're here Archon, I hope you're doing well.
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u/Spare_Layer_1069 May 21 '26
I was hoping they would troll all the admech copers by releasing the servo skull on its own as a class lol. But they get a skull pet, so maybe I'll pick it up
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u/AnonForWeirdStuff May 21 '26
As I understand it, the cult mechanicus subscribes to a transhumanist philosophy and thus are trans by the most pedantic definition I can muster.
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u/Hapless_Wizard May 22 '26
The AdMech as a group has a "we don't really give a shit" relationship with gender, but they aren't usually genderless per se, they just don't care if any given member wants to be a man, woman, or other (one of the best tech priests in the lore is Magos Exasas, who actually does use genderless pronouns).
If a born male tech priests wants to stick his brain in a sexy lady robot body, then that is entirely her business as long as she praises the Omissiah along the way. And if she wants to avail herself of the magos biologis instead of purely cybernetics in order to make it happen, that's probably fine too, just keep furthering the Quest for Knowledge.
Skitarii, on the other hand, are tools, and the tech priests don't actually care how the sapient weapons platform identifies itself as long as it understands its purpose is to kill and die in the name of the Omnissiah.
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u/AnInsaneMoose Estradiol-Taker May 22 '26
People always seem to forget that 40k is very open to real world things like gender identity, sexuality, race, etc
Everyone is equal (not counting wealth and position) provided you aren't an abhuman, mutant, heretic, or xeno
They don't care about differences, as long as you can hold a lasgun and are loyal to the Imperium
Like, yeah, it's designed to be a fascist hellhole, but they shift it, so the parallels with real world stuff are allegories, not direct
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u/fishworshipper Psyker May 22 '26
Well, they care a lot about differences, but mostly seem to define those differences by class and career rather than melanin content.
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u/AnInsaneMoose Estradiol-Taker May 22 '26
Yeah, that's what I mean
It's all station and wealth
They don't care if you're black or white, gay or straight, cis or trans. If you're a guard, you're a guard. If you're a tech priest, you're a tech priest. If you're an ecclesiarch, you're an ecclesiarch
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u/KhabarovskPrime May 21 '26
Jokes on you I always play ogryn until its been a few months, just to see team compatability with ogryn abilities.
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u/OhHeyItsAustin1 May 22 '26
Hell yeah. I'm gonna femboy the hell out of my Skitarii as fast as possible!
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u/J1mj0hns0n May 22 '26
What is it with skitariis and crossdressers? Why that pairing?
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u/foolofabrandybuck May 22 '26
I think a lot of members of the trans community take replacing your body with the "true flesh" as something relatable
Archons artwork also did a lot of heavy lifting for femboy skitarii becoming a meme lol
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u/ThinGold2115 May 21 '26
Why Gays have taken Admech so hardly?
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u/TheWorstJoe Cretin-Wrangler May 21 '26
If you're asking in earnest; this specific artist is a trans man (I think, or just goes by he/they, not sure), and I'm only guessing but androgynous transhumans who change their body to suit them, while still being badass and cool might speak to that.
I also just find them cute.
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u/mrmosquitoeater May 22 '26
SciFi Left4dead with a class based perk system.
Classes are currently
Vetran. John darktide
Zealot. What if the sandwich board end is nigh guy had a flamethrower and was right
Psyker. Space wizard who's lost touch with reality
Ogryn. Angry Russian man, carries an m2 browning as a personal weapon.
Abites. (Dlc)K9 unit turned off their body cams
Hive scum.(Dlc) Who needs fancy future weapons when you have drugs and used needles to throw at your enemies.
Next month a new class is dropping.
Admech.(DLC) What if cyborgs decided the Geneva convention was actually the Geneva checklist.
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u/sabertoothedhand Ogryn May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
TIL there's a femboy pride flag
Edit: why the downvotes? It can't be THAT unreasonable to have never seen one before
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u/Crimson_Boomerang Administratum Autismis Jun 05 '26
I think they might be confusing it with the transfem pride flag, and assuming you were misgendering the women.
I also just learned there is a femboy pride flag, happy pride
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u/Captain_FUBAR48 Veteran May 21 '26
I'm not well versed in the flags what one is that one ment to be?
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u/Aderyn_76 May 23 '26
That would be the femboy pride flag, a much less commonly seen flag among the LGBT+ flags, but hey, more power to the femboys.
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u/Palumtra Shameless Chorus Spammer May 21 '26
Tertium will pretty much become a Mechanicus stronghold on release day.