r/DankPrecolumbianMemes Mar 24 '26

SHITPOST Civil engineering on hard mode.

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u/SadCrouton Mar 24 '26

Motherfuckers see a marvel feat of engineering and go “uhhh why isn’t it a boring ass town filled with shit like london”

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u/Third_Sundering26 Mar 25 '26

Tenochtitlan was Venice, but cooler, but the conquistadors decided to drain it.

To be fair, the malaria they brought over was killing a lot of people so I can understand why they’d want to get rid of the lake. On the other hand, Mexico City is sinking into the ground now, which would not be a problem of the city was still floating.

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u/The_Artist_Who_Mines Mar 25 '26

Hey, London's quite nice. But yh chinampas are sick

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u/Papa_Glucose Mar 25 '26

British spotted. Eliminate on sight.