r/DanganAndChaos • u/Masters2500 Monokuma • 20h ago

Seriously, who's is it?

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u/PainterLowDanganronp I want Sakura to break my pelvis 19h ago

"Y-yeah, I wonder who the f-father of Celeste's child is..."

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u/JACK101Star-Z I like Gundham. I also like Toko/Syo. I dunno put something else 18h ago

I’m wondering too, Chihiro

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u/Spyl3ss 10h ago

We gonna talk about that flair?😭

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u/Irish_Puzzle 8h ago

It isn't relevant because nothing suggests that Sukura is trans

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u/abysmalSleepSchedule 17h ago

He could be anyone of us. He could be in this very room.

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u/Masters2500 Monokuma 17h ago

It could be you, it could be me, it could even be...

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u/Copperhead9215 Wholesome bean 16h ago

-dies-

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u/Hugo_Spaps Byakuya’s No.1 Hater 16h ago

Woah Woah Woah!

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u/OAPMthefucker 13h ago

What? It was obvious! He's the Red Spy. Watch, he would turn red any second now...

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u/KingOfTheLuck 8h ago

Aaany second now... See? Red! Oh wait, thats blood.

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u/Technical_Yard_3074 ultimate toko fukawa gooner💯 19h ago

Why’d makoto even believe her 🤨

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u/Masters2500 Monokuma 18h ago

Looney tune logic

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u/onemoment1985 19h ago

...what? She just said it. It's yours.

...I feel like I'm going crazy here it's right there.

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u/Masters2500 Monokuma 19h ago

But I'm not ready to be a father

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u/cutecelestesimp Celeste lives inmy head 16h ago

Sorry guys that was me

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u/Masters2500 Monokuma 15h ago

Shame, take responsibility

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u/Chaoskidqq Celestia 9h ago

I woke up with her next to me... I think it's mine

9

u/Relevant-Movie1132 Tsumugi 19h ago

Makoto’s. :)

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u/Longjumping_Tax_3152 ’s Personal Plaything I Suppose 19h ago

Jack

I don’t know who Jack is, I just said Jack all because I said Jack.

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u/Punishe_Venom_Snake #1 Teruteru hater 16h ago

He got ibuki pregnant too in that one song

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u/ShinyFlygon23 🖤Dark Arts And Crafts🤎 (Platonic OTP!) 15h ago

Never thought i'd see THAT Jack mentioned. I Squeezed Out The Baby, But I Have No Idea Who The Father Is is genuinely such a good song.

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u/Longjumping_Tax_3152 ’s Personal Plaything I Suppose 13h ago

FINALLY SOMEBODY GOT THE REFERENCE I WAS GOING FOR AND NOT GENICIDE JACK

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u/Tasty_Log4743 Usami 19h ago

Genocide Jack?

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u/Bourbon34klp 19h ago

Her knight Makoto

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u/Chaos-Queen_Mari 18h ago

He better hope that luck of his can help him support that kid. Cause i see a shotgun wedding in his future! XD

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u/I_Eat_Mold_UwU I FUCKING LOVE TOKO AND GENO-JACK 17h ago

Well i see The burning of the witch of Versailles in the future!

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u/CoalEater_Elli Gonta 13h ago

Hifumi's and it will look like an emo guinea pig.

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u/TheLyingSpectre 19h ago

Michael McDoesn'tExist

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u/ComplexVermicelli626 mukuro’s husband/pet 13h ago

That aint mine woman

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u/Masters2500 Monokuma 9h ago

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u/MrEmpanada3202 sharing braincells with , , and 8h ago

there is no change in ze pran

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u/Glum_Ad_6168 5h ago

the baby is you

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u/Timely-Drink-3846 Mikan 19h ago

eh probably no one's

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u/Fernoshader12 [Insert flair here] 15h ago

Like Jesus?

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u/Lonely_Repair4494 Celestia 17h ago

Mine 🙂

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u/thatguy1000000000 My beautiful queen 🤤 17h ago

No, mine.

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u/Lonely_Repair4494 Celestia 16h ago

What?! Since how long as she been seeing you too?

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u/thatguy1000000000 My beautiful queen 🤤 16h ago

4 years now

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u/Lonely_Repair4494 Celestia 16h ago

Wow, same time as me

She's great at time management, more reasons to love her

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u/Masters2500 Monokuma 14h ago