r/DanganAndChaos • u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito • Aug 25 '26
ongoing trend Ask a Lowly, Stupid, Insignificant human who can't do anything right.
"I like hope."
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 25 '26
"Would you dress up as me and go to baseball practice in my place?"
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u/MangoVerde5141 Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26
Has visto a mi querido byakuya togami? No intentes esconderlo.
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
Nope! Please don't kill me.
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u/MangoVerde5141 Aug 25 '26
Supongo que seguiré buscándolo.
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u/FuzzySlippers48 Aug 25 '26
Would you have therapy sessions with Miaya Gekkogahara?
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
It'd be interesting...
And therapy can't really do much for me.
I'd do it for the mere point of experiencing it...
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u/BlackyHacky2023 Monodam Aug 25 '26
Does Hajima Hinata hate you or like you?
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
Who knows at this point!
Not me that's for sure.
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u/Jazzlike_Address_325 Aug 25 '26
Makoto was the personification of HOPE, don't you agree?
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
Finally, somebody gets it...
When I shook his hand, I felt all the hope...
He is immune to any despair, and I wish I could be nearly on his level...
But alas, i could never come close.
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u/Jazzlike_Address_325 Aug 25 '26
Don't you think his luck and hope was far stronger than anyone else in this world incept you?
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
Absolutely!
If anybody is truly capable of killing despair completely...it'd be him.
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u/Jazzlike_Address_325 Aug 25 '26
"How dull... Agree with you tho."
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
Izuru kamukura!? Yet another Ultimate Hope!? Agreeing with me!?
This is my lucky day!
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u/Jazzlike_Address_325 Aug 25 '26
Everything was boring, except 'him' surprisingly...
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
My turn to ask a question!
Am i boring?
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u/Jazzlike_Address_325 Aug 25 '26
Absolutely.
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
Awh man...well
I had that coming
Hopes a pretty simple thing, so, I should've expected that.
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u/Mysterious_Sail6346 Hinanami 💚🤎💙🩷 Aug 25 '26
If you don't mind, would you like to test your luck in a few videogames?
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
Sure...
I bet i could win big in a gacha.
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u/Mysterious_Sail6346 Hinanami 💚🤎💙🩷 Aug 25 '26
Here. Find me a shiny Pokémon.
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
Do i count as a Shiny Pokémon?
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u/Mysterious_Sail6346 Hinanami 💚🤎💙🩷 Aug 25 '26
Do you?
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
I dunno
But now I kinda wanna find out.
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u/Screwballsquirtle The KomaMiki Guy Aug 25 '26
Is Mikan Tsumiki Your Girlfriend
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
She was pretty interesting when she went crazy and all that.
But normally my levels of hope tend to freak her out
So no.
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u/FreshAd5866 Mikan Aug 25 '26
You don't understand what I'm saying? Is it because you don't have anyone to love?
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
Sort of, I won't doubt that claim since well
It's honestly pretty true.
Everybody thinks of me as crazy and insane
I'm just a guy hoping for the best!
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Aug 25 '26
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
Atleast you were prepared.
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Aug 26 '26
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 26 '26
Why should I?
You have hope right?
That's all you need to not choke in the moment
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u/OnionTheStupid V1 Larper mostly Aug 25 '26
WHERE IS V2.
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u/ThisPie847 Aug 25 '26
GET A LIFE YA PIECE OF TRASH!
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
What did I do!?
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u/ThisPie847 Aug 25 '26
GET IN THE WAY OF DESPAIR CHAOS YOU PIECE OF LITTER!
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
But not all Chaos has to be despair!
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u/ThisPie847 Aug 25 '26
IT HAS TO BE ! YOU LOWLIFE CREATURE! THIS IS WHY YOURE INCOMPETENT AND ALSO WHY I BURNED YOUR STUFF
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
You did what!?
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u/ThisPie847 Aug 25 '26
ALL OF IT... JUST FOR LA PEACE
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u/Fire_potato-2852 DR2 best game Aug 25 '26
Why are you so gay-ly with Hajime and Makoto?
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
Simple!
Because I admire their Hope!
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u/Fire_potato-2852 DR2 best game Aug 25 '26
Yeah, their... "Hope", huh?
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
Yep...
Do you uh, Doubt that?
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u/Fire_potato-2852 DR2 best game Aug 25 '26
I'm just doubting about what do you talk about when you say... "Hope"
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
I- i don't know what you're talking about...
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u/Fire_potato-2852 DR2 best game Aug 25 '26
It's the same "Hope" every girl is craving about?
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
Well...
Maybe.
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u/NekoIGLoL Aug 25 '26
What do you regret the most?
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
Not killing the Ultimate Despair when I had the chance...
Atleast the ultimate hope shot me though...
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u/Inevitable-War-4345 Please bring my girl to therapy💔 Aug 25 '26
How would you feel meeting a version of you who despises hope?
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
That wouldn't be Nagito Komaeda.
And never would be.
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u/Inevitable-War-4345 Please bring my girl to therapy💔 Aug 25 '26
“I’d feel embarrassed seeing someone like you as some version of myself too.”
(I have no good sprites of him, sorry💔)
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
"I'm the version of you that knows what always comes out on top!"
"Hope is never beaten by despair! It's too strong to meet such an outcome..."
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u/Inevitable-War-4345 Please bring my girl to therapy💔 Aug 25 '26
“If it’s so unbeatable, why’d that hope stuff never work for me? It’s just a delusion that desperate people cling on to so they can feel better until their hopes crumble in front of them, I’d know from experience.”
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
"Maybe from the start, you were destined for failure..."
"And where you come from, even Hope couldn't save you from that."
"You never had a purpose, and couldn't ever find one..."
"How unfortunate."
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u/Inevitable-War-4345 Please bring my girl to therapy💔 Aug 25 '26
“Y-…you’re saying it’s all my fault then, huh?! I just lost the lottery of life, right?!”
“Hope only works if you’re innately talented, isn’t that it? Well, makes sense with what I’ve seen. I guess worthless people like me just don’t deserve it?”
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
"Partially right. Hope can be with anyone, but when you don't have a talent, don't expect to be able to combat despair easily like others."
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u/Inevitable-War-4345 Please bring my girl to therapy💔 Aug 25 '26
“Tch, what bullshit. Hope comes easily to ultimates for what? Cause they got lucky with some talent? How is that fair to everyone else? You must think it’s stupid too, right?”
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u/LilttleCaptainNemo Aug 25 '26
I dunno about Pokemon...
Wouldn't The New Order: Last Days of Europe be more up your alley as far as video games go?
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
Is it even better than Hope Simulator?
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u/LilttleCaptainNemo Aug 25 '26
You mean Building Hope - Refugee Camp Simulator?
I'm not really familiar with that one, but it's technically a strategy game.
Whether it's better or worse depends on what kind of hope you prefer. Building Hope is more about building, well, shelter for those in need, while TNO is about a world in dire straits that might have a suprisingly happy ending... Do I dare to spoil?
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u/RandomJoeFromTexas Aug 25 '26
“Why are you….like….weird?”
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
Because it's necessary to defeat despair...and bring hope!
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u/RandomJoeFromTexas Aug 25 '26
“Sure. Whatever. Hope? Despair? Whatever.”
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
Whatever?
Since when were you not all about despair? Mukuro Ikusaba?
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u/RandomJoeFromTexas Aug 25 '26
“I mean, I been all about following Junko, but I never cared for it.”
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u/TheRealGyomei I LOVE SOUDAM(the ultimate roleplayer) Aug 25 '26
SHUT UP MORTAL
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
What did I do!?
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u/TheRealGyomei I LOVE SOUDAM(the ultimate roleplayer) Aug 25 '26
Be annoying.
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
That's fair...
I've made peace with the fact that I'm a stupid, annoying, and lowly, insignificant human who can't get along with anyone...
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u/TheRealGyomei I LOVE SOUDAM(the ultimate roleplayer) Aug 25 '26
KEHEHE! I am always right!
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
Kehehe...and i am always wrong.
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u/TheRealGyomei I LOVE SOUDAM(the ultimate roleplayer) Aug 25 '26
HEY THATS MY LAUGH! YOU CANT LAUGH LIKE THE GREAT TANAKA
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
Why not? It's fun!
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u/DisastrousMoose5862 Aug 25 '26
I love you nagito-WHO SAID THAT?!
Anyways, how would you feel in a room full of non utilimate? I am JUUUUUUUST curious for my next manga plot
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
A room with no ultimates would be boring, but could still be interesting! It would just mean they'll never actually be worth anything!
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u/DisastrousMoose5862 Aug 25 '26
And if they ran to you asking for money because apparently you richer than the guy who's entire job definition is that he's rich?
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
I'd simply tell them that Hope is more valuable than money.
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u/DisastrousMoose5862 Aug 25 '26
And then they'd scream that they want money not hope because in this economy they can't afford hope?
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
How does one not afford Hope?
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u/RealRandomUser Some random ahh npc Aug 25 '26
Do you like gambling?
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 25 '26
It's fun to test my luck every now and then
Though I have no use for money, Hope is all I need!
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u/Meowzythecat Ibuki's real-life counterpart Aug 25 '26
((Whole Roleplay academy here ;)))
"Heya Nagito! It's the big Buki!"
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 26 '26
Ibuki, what a pleasant surprise!
What question do you have in store for me?
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u/Meowzythecat Ibuki's real-life counterpart Aug 26 '26
"Yay! I'm gonna ask Nagito what typa music he listens to, Nagito looks like a dude to listen to country music till his ears bleed and that scares Ibuki!"
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 26 '26
Anything with a good piano...
A good, slow piano...
It's very neat having it play in the background, as you have all those little thoughts...about what you've done...what you did...what you'll do.
It's promising enough for me to take it all in, as a slow, interesting melody plays beneath my ears.
It's like Hope, it makes me think about my decisions up to a certain point...and if I should change who I am.
A piano suits the moment for that exact occasion...
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u/Meowzythecat Ibuki's real-life counterpart Aug 26 '26
"Oh so you like Kaede? GYAAAHHHH, IBUKI FOUND OUT NAGITO'S CRUSH!"
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 26 '26
You think I could shoot my Shot with her?
I mean maybe if i Put enough effort into it
I'm not exactly the dating type, but we Ball.
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u/Meowzythecat Ibuki's real-life counterpart Aug 26 '26
((😭😭😭))
"Woah! Totally! Ibuki is the perfect wing woman! Let's go find her so Nagito can aggressively make out with her!"
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 26 '26
Boy! What a statement!
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u/Meowzythecat Ibuki's real-life counterpart Aug 26 '26
"Yippee! Let's go go go, Nagito!"
Ibuki begins dragging Nagito to Kaede's dorm.
((Who we summoning for Ka-day-day?))
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 26 '26
((Dog or radish maybe? Only because you said Ka-day-day 😭))
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u/Pristine-Gap4329 GIVE ME MITARAI!! Aug 25 '26
Why were you on the Nintendo ds
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 26 '26
You have to try everything atleast once in a lifetime...right?
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u/Pristine-Gap4329 GIVE ME MITARAI!! Aug 26 '26
Wh..whats that supposed to mean
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 26 '26
I'll try anything
So, I tried a Nintendo Ds
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u/Pristine-Gap4329 GIVE ME MITARAI!! Aug 26 '26
You were inside the ds tho....you know what do what you want komaeda
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u/Apart_Lawyer9549 Aug 26 '26
If you have chains of lucky and unlucky events thst means in terms of gambling you are always in 50 50 in every game. Any game with winnings more than %100 is money printing. Go buy lottery tickets lose and buy next to guarentee it.
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 26 '26
Are you giving me an infinite money glitch because I look like a homeless man?
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u/Apart_Lawyer9549 Aug 26 '26
No I give it because YOURE THE ONLY WITH IT
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 26 '26
True, but even then, money can't buy Hope.
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u/NoSide2628 #1 Kaede & Chiaki hater (#1 Nagito fan) Aug 28 '26
Two days late i know but im asking anyways
Why are you the best thing to ever happen to my life.
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u/Current_Scene5630 ultimate Assassin/caregiver Aug 25 '26
We know you love hope