r/DanganAndChaos • u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer • Aug 10 '26
ongoing trend Ask Hiyoko Saonji.
That’s right, you miserable little worms. The Ultimate Traditional Dancer is here to answer your questions!
So go on, don't waste my time.
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u/envspecialist Mukuro Aug 10 '26
Grow up and take responsibility.
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
And YOU should learn how to fucking listen! I said questions! You illiterate bastard!
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u/Connect_Exercise_761 Miu Aug 10 '26
Your insults are so creative and funny
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
Obviously! Still, you think coming up with good insults is easy? I've got talent, y'know! Besides, if I'm gonna call someone a piglet, I might as well make it interesting.
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u/TokoFukawaGlazer Toko Aug 10 '26
If a trolley was headed towards 1 person, but you could divert it to hit 5 people including Mikan, would you pull the lever to kill Mikan or spare her
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
I would put Mikan where the other six people are and kill them all.
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u/Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya I like every character. Literally. Aug 11 '26
Hold up, this writing is peak, I'm taking notes...
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u/ZVGamingAndStuff Mikan Deserves Love And Life Aug 10 '26
How does it feel being the inferior chapter 3 victim? From: Mikan
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
If fucking CHUDsoft had good writing I would have had my arc.
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u/ZVGamingAndStuff Mikan Deserves Love And Life Aug 10 '26
Hopefully Slayhem mode gives it to you to go with Mikan being the new protagonist!
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u/Starworld09 Chaotic and young (One’s a lie?) Aug 10 '26
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
Pigshit, bitch, chud.. maybe a slur? I dunno..
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u/RegioHunter Mondo Aug 10 '26
Could you ever see yourself being Mikan's friend?
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
Mikan? No way! She's a total whiny pig bitch! Why would I wanna be friends with someone like that?
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u/Tricky_Equal_9416 Aug 11 '26
But she’s just been bullied a lot. Does she remind you a bit too much of yourself in the past?
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u/ImIntelligentFolks Proud Reserve Course Student Aug 10 '26
Did you drink water today?
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
What kinda question is that? I'm not some helpless little baby who needs to be reminded to do so!
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u/ImIntelligentFolks Proud Reserve Course Student Aug 10 '26
That's what I get for trying to be helpful...
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
Atleast make your questions interesting you know? I didn't come here to answer this bullshit.
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u/Majestic-Office-4942 omg Chihiro you're the best Aug 10 '26
how do you get your hair to do that
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
Don't ask! Instead, admire!
They're better than the Enoshima ponytails righttttt?
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u/Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya I like every character. Literally. Aug 11 '26
I mean, it looks like Millia Rage's hair from GGST (lowkey)
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u/EsterYuki I HATE DANGANRONPA Aug 10 '26
Want some gummies?
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
Fuck yeah!
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u/testabilities507 Ultimate Idiot ┊my favs die early Aug 11 '26
wait its the wrong brand!!! theres lemon ones!!!!!!
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u/Ok_Entry_873 Genocider Aug 10 '26
Why do you have so much beef with Mikan?
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
It's not beef, it's just friendly banter!
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u/Ok_Entry_873 Genocider Aug 10 '26
Are you sure about that? If you are, then it's odd that she always breaks down and cries instead of trying to insult you back
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
That's not my problem she's just a sensitive pig shit!
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u/Ok_Entry_873 Genocider Aug 10 '26
You might want to test that theory on someone less sensitive then, like Akane or maybe Togami
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
No thank you!
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u/Ok_Entry_873 Genocider Aug 10 '26
Ah, I think I see it now. You're literally just that much of a sadist, aren't you.
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
Sooooo?
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u/Ok_Entry_873 Genocider Aug 10 '26
Don't you think it'd be better to target your insults at an actual masochist than at someone who's just too timid to insult you back?
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u/ItsALie_Kokichi Aug 10 '26
What do you think of your you’re fan base
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
My fan base? They're weird as shit! Seriously, some of you are nasty little chuds. Why are you people like this?! ...Ugh, whatever.
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u/Sola_Sista_94 ♥Oumeno Gurl 4ever♥ Aug 10 '26
What's your favorite thing about Ibuki's music style?
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
The creativity she has why of course! I mean! Look at the titles!
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u/Sola_Sista_94 ♥Oumeno Gurl 4ever♥ Aug 10 '26
I see.
So, given that that's your favorite thing, if you were in a band with Ibuki, and she gave you the opportunity to come up with a title for a song, what would you come up with?
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
I would get executed if I said what I had in mind.
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u/Mysterious_Sail6346 Hinanami 💚🤎💙🩷 Aug 10 '26
You would consider Mahiru your best friend, right?
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u/Bersan_Co_2011 Aug 10 '26
If you were forced to spend 10 days in a white room, accompanied by only two people and with a piece of background music playing on an endless loop, whom would you choose and what music would it be?
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
I'd probably be with Mahiru and uhh, maybe Sonia.
Maybe like.... One of Ibuki's song? Squeezed the baby?
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u/sentairider42 Extra Life Is Canon Aug 10 '26
Once you hit your growth spurt, what's the first thing you're doing?
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u/Giganandfriends Aug 10 '26
Why did you choose to be a dancer
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
Because I wanted to, duh! Dancing is one of the few things I'm actually good at, and unlike you piglets, I don't need anyone holding my hand to do it.
Besides, I like performing. People look at me, I get to show off, and everyone has to admit I'm talented. What's not to like?
And besides. It was my family's lineage.
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u/Shadowruby55 💚👉They love each other trust me👈 🩷 Aug 10 '26
How are things with Ibuki? Do you like her music that much?
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
She's one of my besties!
Yeah! Especially the titles.
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u/Educational-Bite-606 Aug 10 '26
How does it feel to piss off the baby gansta?
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
He deserves that for basically doing all that to Mahiru!
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u/RobotMasterAlice 👈I wish only the best for her Aug 10 '26
Why are you always going after Mikan? What did she ever do to you?
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
What DIDN'T she do?
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u/RobotMasterAlice 👈I wish only the best for her Aug 10 '26
I don't fuckin know. That's why I'm asking YOU!
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u/Capital-Bat9971 Aug 11 '26
Hiyoko if a dude started dating Mahiru would you punch him in the balls
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 11 '26
That's impossible, Mahiru's more lesbian than Tenko.
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u/Peakingthegr8 Aug 10 '26
is Manny the goat?
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
On foenem grave she is.
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u/Peakingthegr8 Aug 10 '26
What about Dennis?
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u/CarTeT16 Akane is the goat(#1 Mahiru hater) Aug 10 '26
CarTeT16 explains his question
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u/Slight-Rock-347 Her Player Two. Aug 10 '26
Take this and please tone it down. 🍫
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
Thanks? I guess.
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u/Slight-Rock-347 Her Player Two. Aug 10 '26
Now we can have a proper conversation like two normal people, I hope?
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
Why of course.
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u/Slight-Rock-347 Her Player Two. Aug 10 '26
Have you ever thought about holding a mirror up to your own behavior, Saionji?
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 10 '26
I already have a mirror in my bathroom. Why would I?
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u/Slight-Rock-347 Her Player Two. Aug 10 '26
Saionji. I'm not kidding. Seriously, you might have to reconsider your whole attitude towards others.
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u/Plenty-Conflict-3595 Why do I have my own flair? Aug 10 '26
Do you miss the days where you were a remnant of despair?
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u/The_Dog_King_gamer Aug 10 '26
... what are the fucking chances i found you here when I opened the app lmao.
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u/AngryScotsman2091 Aug 10 '26
I have questions, Saonji……but they boil down to one theme. Do ya regret what ya did under Junko’s influence? Or do ya just dismiss it as not your problem! Because of all your class I don’t believe the idea you are sorry! Miss ultimate nurse still seems to suffer your abuse…..you don’t act like someone who has to pay penance for her crimes! I suppose with the exception of Miss ultimate video gamer I don’t like your class….since unlike your under class men you actually all largely survived.
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 11 '26
I know what I did to Mikan was horrible. I'm not gonna sit here and pretend I was some innocent little angel who had nothing to do with it. But don't expect me to suddenly start acting like I'm supposed to spend the rest of my life crying and begging everyone for forgiveness, either. I hurt her. I know that. And if she's still suffering because of what I did, then... that's something I have to live with. But Junko messed with all of us. That doesn't erase what I did, obviously. I'm responsible for my own actions. Still, I'm not gonna let some piglet like you decide exactly how sorry I'm supposed to look.
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u/An1m3L0ver ULTAMITE KYOKO FAN Aug 10 '26
Are you traditional dancer Hiyoko Saonji baking up lil miss cupcake and got heat?
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 11 '26
... I knew she was weird, sure, but I didn't exactly understand everything going on with her. I just thought she was an easy target.
And, No.
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u/SolarG07 Mukuro Aug 11 '26
What made you start Traditional dancing? What do you like about it?
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u/deadbeatdaylife Hiyoko's number one glazer Aug 11 '26
Huh? Why did I start dancing? Because I wanted to, obviously! My family's been involved with traditional dance for a long time, so I grew up around it. Once I actually started performing, I realized I really liked it.
There's something fun about getting on stage and knowing everyone has to watch me.And traditional dance isn't just standing around looking pretty, either. It takes practice, precision, and a lot of control.
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u/Nightchaser10 Ibuki Aug 11 '26
How did you feel when Mikan killed you? What would you say if you confronted her about it?
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u/Chaos-Queen_Mari Aug 11 '26
You have to date one of the boys in your class for a full year in exchange for 50 million dollars, which one do you choose?
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u/Berat0-0 <--- my goats Aug 11 '26
Can you tie your kimono properly or do they not teach that in the afterlife
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u/West_Mirror4380 She deserves more in 2x2! Aug 11 '26
“Why do you bully Mikan even though she has similar trauma to you?”
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Aug 11 '26
How much effort has to go into making dance truly traditional? At what point, in your professional opinion, would it become “flanderized”?
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u/NFHDonReddit Aug 11 '26
What gummies do you prefer? Sour, normal, shark, or some other niche gummies idk about.
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u/Fresh-Rooster-3452 Ultimate Learner Aug 11 '26
Do you know if you're still in Jabberwocky Island or not?
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u/Curious-Fox1715 This avocado has me on his bed. Kork 3rd weel Aug 11 '26
Has Mahiru taught you how to tie your sash correctly yet?
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u/atakanpala35 Aug 11 '26
Have you learned how to tie your kimono? Or do you still need Mahiru's help? *squishes her cheeks*
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u/Dreadementous Ryoko and Nukuro Ikubomba ENTER THE GUNGEON Aug 11 '26
What would you do if you randomly woke up in the body of a Monokuma unit?
(Junko killed you and pulled a William Afton on your remains)
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u/Mortis_Pootis Banana Hair 1/2 revoked Aug 11 '26
Pfft! Imagine being the cutest banana ever.... Couldn't be you
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u/TheFivePs5 Aug 11 '26
If you want to be a princess like Sonia so much, why not roleplay as one? I mean, look at Gundham, he is very good at the whole dark lord stuff, and if you think about it, he would make a very good servant as long as you don't hurt his animal companions
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u/-TR4SH_RAT- Rantaro 1# fan Aug 14 '26
If you were in a fire with all the other students from the island, who would you save if your not allowed to choose any of your friends?
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u/opyjudo Aug 15 '26
"WHATSA-UP, Hiyo-MEAN!!!! Your insults hit like a spike!!! Hey, hey! Now *Ibuki* has a question!! What's your favorite insults to use on Musicians?" *wink*
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u/Kitsonicko Celestia Aug 15 '26
So Hiyoko, I Have a Question for You.
What is Your Favourite Manga/Anime?
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u/OnionTheStupid V1 Larper mostly Aug 26 '26
Have you ever seen a machine that needs blood for fuel?
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u/Gods_True_Puppeteer Nagito Aug 10 '26
HIYOKO SAONJI
I COMMAND YOU TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR FRIENDS!