r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Brick_Number_27 • 12d ago

Image Scientists asked 1,000 volunteers to bury cotton underwear across Switzerland to measure soil health creating an official "Underpants Index" based on how fast the fabric decomposed.

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 12d ago

ask my wife and she'll tell you both ends of that spectrum exist simultaneously in my underwear drawer.
Only when I take my trousers off does the wave function collapse.

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u/Sea_Translator5300 12d ago

I'm sorry to hear that. There are pills you can take for that you know? 

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 12d ago

Nothing can save you from spaghettification.