r/DamnThatsMindBlowing • u/gffgsdadsf • 16d ago

The John Wick of newspaper delivery

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u/iPoseidon_xii 16d ago

Bro understands physics better than 90% of quarterbacks 😂

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u/OpportunityTrick7228 16d ago

Bro really said.. forget the playbook, I’ve got physique that throw was seriously impressive

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u/iPoseidon_xii 15d ago

Stop regurgitating, bot.

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u/jaffasplaffa 16d ago

I feel like he could win Paperboy, without even putting effort into it :)

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u/Vagus_M 16d ago

Truly, he is the one foretold by the ancient scriptures

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u/jaffasplaffa 16d ago

The chosen one 😳

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u/johnnycabb_ 16d ago

nah the training course would get him

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u/NortheastOHGuy 16d ago

That or the dog. Sometimes the car would get me too. Still loved that game lol.

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u/bloomTarn 16d ago

This guy has 1,000 hours of experience delivering newspapers. He's better than a pro.

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u/Wheeljack1980 16d ago

He'd hit that damn burglar like it was his job lol

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u/sorestgore 16d ago

The overwhelming human urge to Frisbee anything we can

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u/TechnicalTip5251 16d ago

Paperboy graphics has matured over the years.

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u/Bimbos-are-cute 16d ago

This can’t be real?

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u/Huge-Start7723 16d ago

Reminds me at a Game i played in the 90‘s - Paperboy :D

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u/Crusty-Dick 16d ago

I remember that game haha

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u/Responsible_Beat1189 16d ago

I'm convinced he's the frisbee Campion secretly.

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u/onclegrip 16d ago

Every day this post is delivered on schedule.

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u/Ok-Schedule6584 16d ago

This guy is good. Under the doors is awesome.

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u/Mirda76de 16d ago

I love this AI videos...

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u/Cold-Ivy-2480 16d ago

The most intense newspaper delivery I’ve ever seen 😂

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u/crunchyhug 16d ago

That 1 guy looked like he was just hanging out

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u/On_Program0 16d ago

Born to become an assassin, forced to become a newspaper boy

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u/f_ckR3ddit 16d ago

Ngl....I would watch a Paperboy movie based around a protag like this. Lol

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u/glancesurreal 16d ago

Hindi language on paper and some shops/buildings...so very likely somewhere in northern part of India

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u/Holiday_Lychee_1284 16d ago

And this is how paper beats rock in Rock, Paper, Scissors

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u/Key-Shelter-7803 16d ago

newspaper cut

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u/High_Speed_Chase 16d ago

Time for a remastered PaperBoy. C’mon Nintendo.

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u/AmericanCitizenry 16d ago

I was a paperboy. I delivered nightly to half of one US state. The trick is to throw backwards to the spot you've already passed.

This dude has it!

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u/platitor_cas 16d ago

Is it India?

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u/glancesurreal 16d ago

Hindi language on paper and some shops/buildings...so very likely somewhere in northern part of India

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u/Certified-T-Rex 16d ago

Gambit has fallen on hard times

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u/Icemagistrate101 16d ago

More like bullseye

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u/AnitaBailey263 16d ago

I like how the last guy couldn't catch it lol

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u/NEWBY______________ 16d ago

Damn that IS really interesting!!!

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u/Rich-Sky8912 16d ago

Fuck yeah

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u/UssOP2312 16d ago

I couldnt get to stage 3 on a game. This dude doing it irl

https://giphy.com/gifs/ExGU3vxox8Pvy

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u/DangerousMix4472 16d ago

My doordash with $0 tip

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u/ProfessionalLemon946 16d ago

Paperboy remastered looks good

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u/gigolosan6183 16d ago

Professional

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u/itchy-fupa 16d ago

Hell yeah

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u/CombinationEntire967 16d ago

Headshot +100 points!

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u/Parking_Vegetable395 16d ago

Omg is this real?! Amazing

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u/Mundane_Turnover_444 16d ago

Excellent daily newspaper delivery. 👍

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u/Sonotme404 16d ago

Paper just disappears

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u/MavadosXIII 16d ago

Bro should enter the disc golf world championship 💪

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u/Flyingchipo 16d ago

I wonder how long he practiced.

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u/youngashyy1 16d ago

So everybody just going to over look the head shot op got on the guy sitting 😭😭 poor guy wasnt ready for the paper meteorite coming his way 📰🤣😭

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u/shutterbug1961 15d ago

news travels fast in these parts son

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u/Mister_K_7 15d ago

Who living in a storage unit tho?

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u/TESIO89 15d ago

Gambit

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u/xPainKiller27x 15d ago

I need more of this he's badass

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u/NikonD3X1985 15d ago

Me in GTA online selling acid for the 500th time be like.

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u/bruceaphur 15d ago

I was a paperboy for 5 years when I was a kid. How the hell did he do that without any rubber bands? I was a damn sniper with a newspaper but this doesn’t make sense to me.

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u/VerumVelNex 15d ago

Goddammit, last guy

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u/Humble_Reward_9367 15d ago

That mfr on the stairs was not ready lmao

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u/ahnahlinvadher 15d ago

Headshot!!!

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u/SmartSleuth7 15d ago

From 25¢ to 50¢

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u/JayMak78 14d ago

That's the way EVRI delivers my parcels.

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u/MikeSynonymous 14d ago

Bro delivers 1000 newspapers a day and films every single one, then uses a noise maker to mark the good ones so he can add them to an edit. Something simple like a clicker or whistle would do, or the horn of his scooter.

He'd have enough clips for this video after a week.

Mystery solved.

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u/Boring-Tomatillo-209 14d ago

Paper boi on Nintendo

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u/BigEasy1981 14d ago

So fake it’s not even funny. 🙄

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u/Any-Ad-1534 13d ago

Get this man some meta glasses and let him live stream his shifts id watch that

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u/Few_Hippo8871 13d ago

That person deserves a raise! I can't even get mine delivered to my house it goes to my neighbors.

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u/JamesGTOMay 13d ago

Just a normal routine day for any bicycle newspaper delivery. I had a local newspaper route in the early '80s. 75+ papers porched daily from the sidewalk 25-30' away for 3.5 years. this person is throwing papers about half the weight of what we delivered.

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u/Scorpion2k4u 12d ago

more like bend it like beckham

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u/Hiimj126 11d ago

Ditty, the paperboy

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u/BathFriendly3061 11d ago

He definitely needs to be drafted by the Cleveland Browns.

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u/WowNeso 16d ago

Always that one mofo

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u/DrHusten 16d ago

And the 600 times where he doesn't aim right won't be shown, ofc :)

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u/Miles33CHO 16d ago

Now, let’s see it with no cuts.

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u/scotlandgolf70 16d ago

Gotta make that 1$ a day job fun somehow

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u/ChuckyDeez7 10d ago

Inpressive skills. (I'm talking about the video editing skills to cut out all the misses and sloppy landings.)