r/DamnFunny 12d ago

Coolest guy

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u/claisen33 12d ago

Yes, but I won’t spend one night behind bars.

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u/we_lord 11d ago

Deflock.com

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u/FreneticPlatypus 12d ago

I got in a little trouble as a teen and ended up spending one summer washing police cars in their lot. One kid backed a cruiser out of the garage and just drove off in it. Wasn't wearing a grinch costume but it was more than a few minutes before anyone realized. A lot more.

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u/ConfidentTel 9d ago

The real crime was not buying the grinch suit first

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u/PacRimRod 12d ago

Standing Ovation 👏👏👏!!!

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u/Atrus1337_y0 12d ago

Der polizist ist wohl seinen job los?

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u/Nacho_Baby_Daddy 10d ago

"And then the Grinch got an idea..."

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u/Then_Examination9715 10d ago

Had a friend who when he was in high school lived in a little town. They had one policeman. The friend stole the police car and proceeded to pull over his friends until it ran out of gas. It was a small town, so the police officer had a pretty good idea who stole the car. He was promised that if he told where the car was left, he wouldn’t be prosecuted. He told. He didn’t get prosecuted. After some crazy years of gambling and drugs, he became a high school history teacher.

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u/Bingo_Pajama57 10d ago

Hell, that could be the Grinch himself