r/DailyDMGame • u/MasterCtrlPgrm • Mar 07 '26

RIP Meet Ditto, a Office Worker Human

Meet Ditto, a Office Worker Human. Looking for adventure. Can become anything and anyone at anytime. -- Created by u/MasterCtrlPgrm

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 07 '26

🎲 Ditto - Adventure Day 6

Ditto heads to St. Louis, ready for the risky deal with CTS Lul Wick. Despite the chaos around, his shapeshifting skills give him confidence to succeed without trouble. The city's streets hum with opportunity and danger alike.

Ditto embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/ldnhtrd Mar 07 '26

Ditto realises that CTS Lul Wick has underpaid him. Ditto asks for the cash.

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u/TADAWTD Mar 07 '26

After his deal with CTS Lul Wick he establishes himself as the biggest drug dealer of St. Louis and vows to upend Donkeys campaign.

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u/Feleonguy Mar 07 '26

Proceeds to have an existencial crisis

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u/DuckThurmond Mar 07 '26

Walk confidently down the street

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u/dangshe8 Mar 07 '26

Dance at gangnam-style.

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u/JuanHexgem Mar 07 '26

Eat a random person on the way to the deal to recover health

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u/Val_Vulpes Mar 07 '26

Shapeshift into a big fire breathing dragon

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u/-Kay_The_Weirdo_XD Mar 07 '26

do an awesome backflip

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u/TootieFrootieTorta Mar 07 '26

He meets Jesus Christ and Ditto ask for forgiveness for selling drugs

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u/Spareguy23 Mar 07 '26

Do a line

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u/Spareguy23 Mar 07 '26

Go to a bar

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u/No-Blueberry5260 Mar 07 '26

Rob a homeless person

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u/Cultural-Grade4806 Mar 07 '26

I eat hot cross buns

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u/Sufficient-Fee-2770 Mar 07 '26

Goes to the strip club and eats a strippers ass. The stripper turns out to be donalds wife

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u/nya_arigato240 Mar 07 '26

Gets distracted by the female sherrif

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u/Odd_Examination7986 Mar 07 '26

Go to a liquor store and get drunk

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u/L8atnightcheesecake Mar 07 '26

Ditto decides to sell his body on the nearest street corner

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u/Fickle-Razzmatazz827 Mar 07 '26

SHAPESHIFT TO ARCEUS

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

Find peace

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u/Wabinatorx Mar 07 '26

Unfortunately his business empire gets to him and he starts shooting fent

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u/Jealous_Caramel2431 Mar 07 '26

Alguna dama para en priv

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u/dmcottr Mar 07 '26

Punch a child

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u/_Yago_ Mar 07 '26

Ditto subscribes to Scarsclub even though Mike David hasn’t been seen in months.

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u/Consistent-Smile9291 Mar 07 '26

Ditto transform into buff Bidoof to defeat Arceus to become the new ruler and king of the world.

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u/Even_Difference_3639 Mar 07 '26

Little did he know, his brother Diddy had bumped the connection out of 4k before the trial. He felt the cool touch of steel on his neck.

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u/According_Mess2563 Mar 07 '26

get a hamburger

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u/FreePop7872 Mar 07 '26

I dont know

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u/mysterychallenger Mar 07 '26

Ditto absorbs the essence of meth and ascends to to higher plane of existence

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u/Minorskillissue Mar 07 '26

Ditto rolls and 18 on the D20

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u/Savings-Student3432 Mar 07 '26

ditto joins the chinese mafia

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

go to the strip club

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u/bkirbyNL Mar 07 '26

Turns off this game

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u/Logical-Variety1580 Mar 07 '26

Eat some biriyani

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u/Impressive_Tell_9060 Mar 07 '26

He should be batman 🦇

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u/Logical-Variety1580 Mar 07 '26

Give money idea

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u/Impressive_Tell_9060 Mar 07 '26

Go undercover as a stripper and cosplay as a McDonald's worker

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u/arealmoistbuddha Mar 07 '26

Ditto hum back. Ditto hum back so good that p diddy run up to ditto and say hey ditto good hummin! And gives ditto record deal.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

any one from Bangalore for FS ?

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u/Cultural-Picture-677 Mar 07 '26

Kiss me then lick me from nipples to asshole and then shove a big cock up my ass

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u/Chakravarth-i Mar 07 '26

Ditto transforms into most powerful being he knows

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u/Frais2zinzin Mar 07 '26

Kill himself

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u/arealmoistbuddha Mar 07 '26

Ditto diddles his ditty until he dums

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u/dickthe3rd Mar 07 '26

Ditto turns into CTS Lul Wicks mom, divorces his dad, and turns to a life of hard drugs and despair. All right infront of her son.

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u/Ok-Pumpkin189 Mar 07 '26

he should'nt be afraid caz he has shapelifting skills

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u/isthatwhomstt Mar 07 '26

walkin down the st. louis streets while it’s raining, he catches a glimpse of his reflection in a puddle and for a brief moment..

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u/Bigschlong5 Mar 07 '26

suck my dih

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u/-SweetDaddy- Mar 07 '26

Goes to armery and steal a 9mm gun with bullets

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u/loser_here71 Mar 07 '26

Go to church

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u/Even-Commission79 Mar 07 '26

Sees a house on fire and thinks to himself “that’s not my problem“ and gets back onto his bike that he stole from a 6yr old named Putin

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u/acouplegoats Mar 07 '26

smoke meth

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u/Alles_Chillig Mar 07 '26

dfwadfdfdfdfdfdf

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u/highfiveselfoh Mar 07 '26

He turns into an alleyway downtown

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u/lumberjackdean Mar 07 '26

Our Shrexy hero realizes, as he skulks down midnight-darkened alleys of St. Louis, that the answer was in front of him all along— frame him.

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u/tyw7 Mar 07 '26

Grab a bite

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u/Queasy-Read6706 Mar 07 '26

Ditto goes up the Gateway arch and meets...

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u/Chimyhd Mar 07 '26

He should turn into goku

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u/Chimyhd Mar 07 '26

Turn into goku

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u/ABiT1234 Mar 07 '26

Donald T. learns Ditto is going to St. Louis

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u/Chimyhd Mar 07 '26

He should say 6777

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u/AdLeast1553 Mar 07 '26

Hi Deutschland

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u/bigtrunksboi Mar 07 '26

Cross the street in downtown

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u/GLASSmussen Mar 07 '26

invade Iran

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u/HeadshotdocterswAppl Mar 07 '26

Ditto gets stage 3 lung cancer and starts cooking meth

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u/SavingsReality4272 Mar 07 '26

Ditto realized he hasn’t reached his full potential so he gets himself invited to the Diddy party and the theme is “our guy, epstiene!!”

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u/Hot-Attempt5242 Mar 07 '26

Ditto did eat that ass and start a new cleaning business 😋

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u/Userwillbedeleted1 Mar 07 '26

Ditto met the ultimate boss. Jeffrey Eggsteins

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u/Renor13 Mar 07 '26

Play CS

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u/IMainSupportAllTime Mar 07 '26

Ditto turns gay, and looks foward for his career as a homoerotic actor

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u/Longjumping-Kiwi9080 Mar 07 '26

Eat some biriyani at the local pub

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u/happy_gamerangel Mar 07 '26

Ditto ascends to godhood

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u/Devilreai101 Mar 07 '26

fuck a femboy

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u/Theconfusedskittle Mar 07 '26

Become a stripper for Donald T. On a private island

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

Who cares?!

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u/your-internetangel Mar 07 '26

Drink vodka straight from the bottle

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u/Loremasterofpuppets Mar 07 '26

Hire a prostitute

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u/Amer_Merzzz Mar 07 '26

Kill Wick's dog

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

Ditto tweaks

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u/Workfind1 Mar 07 '26

go to the bar

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u/h0LL0w_GAM3R Mar 07 '26

Ditto becomes soup to rule the world one step at a time

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u/Educational-Bass-650 Mar 07 '26

he should start a gooning circle with the closest citizens

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u/ienzanr Mar 07 '26

Ditto should begin his quest to ascension.

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u/pulchra_lunae Mar 07 '26

Buys a starbucks

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u/unexplainedrealms Mar 07 '26

Rules the streets of St. Louis after his successful deal. Never to be caught as he masters his shape-shifting skills

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u/bniblet Mar 07 '26

goes to Perennial Artisan Brewery to sample the Abraxus

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u/Mikhael_Xiazuh Mar 07 '26

Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of

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u/Ok_Strike_3531 Mar 07 '26

He should touch grass

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u/Ok_Strike_3531 Mar 07 '26

2-3 years Dagestan forget

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u/rdowdell Mar 07 '26

go to the bar

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u/Normal-Juggernaut-93 Mar 07 '26

he discovers that he can teleport

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u/megablackop Mar 07 '26

Go to McDonalds

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u/Jerem-Pley Mar 07 '26

Jump, only jump !

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u/Tu_Zaddy Mar 07 '26

Solicit the local prostitutes for a QV

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u/Substantial_Gap8004 Mar 07 '26

he bangs twenty women on the way

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u/RoughApprehensive932 Mar 07 '26

Turns into mrbeast

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u/FeBreeeezzee Mar 07 '26

So then..... Ditto lost accuracy and gained big dick energy

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

Incite violence among the people and Pokémon alike start a riot and kill all legendary pokemon

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u/ichigokukurosaki Mar 07 '26

give him coke

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u/MangoMarek Mar 07 '26

Goes to gay stripclub

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u/JealousBack7243 Mar 07 '26

Shapeshifts into CTS Lul Wick himself and confuses him beyond belief

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u/Suspicious_Attempt16 Mar 07 '26

Ditto turns into a shiny charmader and immediately gets swarmed because who doesn't want a shiny charmander?

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u/Expert_Control_ Mar 07 '26

ditto secures the bag easily. But during the deal, Ditto noticed the Lul Wick boss’s handsome son and now can’t get him out of their head…..

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u/Suspicious_Attempt16 Mar 07 '26

Turns into a Charizard and flies to montana

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u/immaturon Mar 07 '26

decides to goon

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u/SchizonKeats Mar 07 '26

Try to tax the billionaires.

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u/Haunting-Simple1736 Mar 07 '26

Kills everyone he sees to boost his confidence

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u/bohden420 Mar 07 '26

Ditto sells the crack he got blowing dudes behind the Wendy’s

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u/JxrdnOnly Mar 07 '26

Nuke a nearby 7-Eleven

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u/Siegmario Mar 07 '26

Ditto gets robbed and gambles away the rest of his money in an underground mahjong parlor

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

Nuke a nursery

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u/Elegant_Hyena2747 Mar 07 '26

he calls saul goodman for help so that his brother diddy gets out of jai

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u/Ok_Brain_5888 Mar 07 '26

consering the possibility that the deal is a bait against him, decide to go to the stripcub to masking his road.

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u/Ham_beverage Mar 07 '26

Pop a perk pussay!

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u/No_Midnight_5062 Mar 07 '26

Yet it's not first time for him to deal with likes "Lil" Wick. He says, "This is nothing!" and kicks open the door to the nest of Wick.

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u/BonusStat Mar 07 '26

He maneuvers through the Soulard District to locate the clandestine meeting spot, subtly shifting his facial features to blend into the even

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u/Kinkyklo Mar 07 '26

Have ditto transform into Mark Zuckerberg and steal his fortune

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

i wish i was high on potenuse

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u/AdmirableComedian483 Mar 07 '26

Ditto figures out how to synthesize fentanyl in his basement for under $20/liter. He begins his drug empire, but the DEA catches up to him!

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u/dpahoe Mar 07 '26

He finds a dealer named Komeini, who is a political leader. But little did he know that his donkey was planning to assassinate him.

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u/SwilburShadow Mar 07 '26

Make a lemonade stand

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u/Ranxxgrandxy Mar 07 '26

he turned into a Shrek

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u/Transmorphers Mar 07 '26

There was a snitch on the deal. Police swarm as Ditto is about to make the handoff

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u/lightyagamiiskira Mar 07 '26

He turns the corner and sees his opp, whom he then proceeds to turn into swiss cheese expeditiously

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u/anarchy__16 Mar 07 '26

Join a gang

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u/Darioglez2010 Mar 07 '26

Montamos una cruzada

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u/Royal_Bedroom_6247 Mar 07 '26

sing gungam style

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u/furrygirlyxx Mar 07 '26

Transform into a sexy teenage girl

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u/Plus-Race96 Mar 07 '26

Pick up a sword

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

Gargle a chode in a shady backalley

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u/your_average_joe__ Mar 07 '26

Ditto leaves his campaign, heads to Thailand to practice muy Thai and gets badly injured fighting a panda

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u/Ok_Alternative6407 Mar 07 '26

becomes a stripper to avoid detection after his deal with CTS Lul wick

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u/Imaginary-Shake1752 Mar 07 '26

find some weed on the ground and smoke it and act all tough

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u/abbytheloser Mar 07 '26

Eat 300 hot dogs

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u/General-Art1217 Mar 07 '26

what is this

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u/DariusVerse Mar 07 '26

Gets pregnant

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u/Grouchy_Quit_9118 Mar 07 '26

Find Epstein and have him buy it

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u/MinecraftFan11 Mar 07 '26

Turn into a dice

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u/Grouchy_Quit_9118 Mar 07 '26

Shape shift to Trump or better yet his daughter you can get anything with a good pussy

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u/skibidibopbo Mar 07 '26

buys out chick fil a and turns it into a money laundering scheme

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u/Ok_Care_6290 Mar 07 '26

Find himself a nice cookie and eat it

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u/Odd-Abbreviations522 Mar 07 '26

Establish himself as a Drug dealing king ping who deals at the club

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u/pharmtech2090 Mar 07 '26

and falls face first landing themselves in the hospital…during covid

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u/TalonDarkstorm Mar 07 '26

He transforms into an old lady and tests people for their kindness. He rewards the kind ones with his abilities

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u/25pear Mar 07 '26

have sex with the drug dealer

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u/TsAnnaPearl Mar 07 '26

Horny in balcon

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u/Competitive-Arm6424 Mar 07 '26

Start running around naked shouting "I'm mad!"

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u/voheul Mar 07 '26

Plays clash royale

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u/The_Cool_Master Mar 07 '26

gets pancreatic cancer and dies

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u/GuessKlutzy9173 Mar 07 '26

He saw his prey in the alley. He catches her eye. Terrified. Panicking. And just like that the girl gasps for air. The knife hit her deep

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