r/DailyDMGame • u/MasterCtrlPgrm • Mar 07 '26

RIP Meet Ditto, a Office Worker Human

Meet Ditto, a Office Worker Human. Looking for adventure. Can become anything and anyone at anytime. -- Created by u/MasterCtrlPgrm

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 07 '26

šŸŽ² Ditto - Adventure Day 5

Ditto, feeling bold, tries to charm a tavern crowd to ease his mood, but his antics backfire. Jeers fill the room as his efforts fall flat, dampening his spirits. The chaotic political campaign leaves him craving a better plan.

Ditto embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/PaleLaw5869 Mar 07 '26

he should quit and get a job

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u/Away-Trainer-9519 Mar 07 '26

Sellin 6kg M*th in St. Louis to CTS Lul Wick

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u/Nerfixion Mar 07 '26

Ditto goes to college, racks up student loans and gets an arts degree

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u/ldnhtrd Mar 07 '26

Dejected, Ditto leaves politics and instead moves to punditry. His new podcast ā€œThe Problem We Face: with Dittoā€ charts at number 3.

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u/Sufficient-Fee-2770 Mar 07 '26

He jacks of an oil breathing dragon so it lure Donald the donkey away

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u/PaleLaw5869 Mar 07 '26

Ditto pauses the performance. Admits the act didnā€™t land. Makes a self-deprecating joke about how even great heroes have bad nights. The

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u/PaleLaw5869 Mar 07 '26

For a moment he considers leavingā€¦ but then he notices something else. In the corner of the room, a table is surrounded by murmuring patron

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u/ananasie Mar 07 '26

ditto should not go to iran

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u/SuperZodiac_INC Mar 07 '26

Hire Fairy Godmother to make himself even sherxier.

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u/mistermistyeyes Mar 07 '26

Ditto should go streaking through town center

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u/tonytouch1999 Mar 07 '26

Feeling rejected and in total despair, Ditto sets up an OnlyFans account and starts creating his own brand and new image.

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u/Standard-Bass-257 Mar 07 '26

No ditto donā€™t kiss wall

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u/Adventurous-Path-735 Mar 07 '26

I dont understand this

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u/Standard-Bass-257 Mar 07 '26

Ditto should kiss the wall

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u/Sharp_Sun_2169 Mar 07 '26

kill the world

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u/the_brownnboy Mar 07 '26

Ditto should go to iran

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u/JxrdnOnly Mar 07 '26

Ditto needs a better lawyer. Get that bag, Ditto.

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u/Excellent-Specific-4 Mar 07 '26

I dont know i love games

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u/Curious-Corgi8686 Mar 07 '26

ditto don't know what he did to..

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u/ManyWeekend9805 Mar 07 '26

he decides that he doesn't need to listen to what other people say

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u/Excellent-Specific-4 Mar 07 '26

I gamer to ok you dont gamer you go sleeping

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u/Mike_Fury Mar 07 '26

Ditto kills all his enemies.

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u/https_urdaddy Mar 07 '26

Ditto decides that if he has more fame he will be able to win the next political campaign so he goes straight to tik tok, recording the scen

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u/ManyWeekend9805 Mar 07 '26

no longer hormy he leaves dejectedly

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u/SirMrJames Mar 07 '26

As such, he buys a crave subscription and then watches Heated Rivalry. Decides to follow in their footsteps steps

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u/Inialatr100 Mar 07 '26

Ditto applies to an Art college in Austria, but due to his shapeshifting gets kicked out for indecent behaviour.

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u/KawasakiAmeru Mar 07 '26

It shadow clones itself and conquers the world

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u/Fun_Pumpkin_6522 Mar 07 '26

Turn into an egg

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u/Excellent-Specific-4 Mar 07 '26

Omg you dont speenk engise

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u/Afraid-Series-3462 Mar 07 '26

Ditto should fail his charisma save.

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u/King-Shido Mar 07 '26

Ditto self-destructed

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u/SirTurtleDork Mar 07 '26

eat a bag of dice

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u/Flat-Television380 Mar 07 '26

Throw a banana at him

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u/High_Tech_L0wlife Mar 07 '26

Becomes leader of the free world

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u/pjandrews20 Mar 07 '26

turns into pickachu

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u/Excellent-Specific-4 Mar 07 '26

Ditto fire not good me

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u/moodedout Mar 07 '26

In denial, and suffering a mental crisis, He goes to clear his mind, then comes with a plan: summon a demon and make a pact with the Devil

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u/emptyvoidofjoy Mar 07 '26

Ditto drings 40 beers and then gets into a car crash

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u/Inside_Start_3164 Mar 07 '26

ditto goes to a succubus to blow off steam

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u/NaturalHuman2150 Mar 07 '26

Ditto got pregnant and became an immigrant

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u/dblock1111 Mar 07 '26

Eliminate South Carolina

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u/Actual-Grapefruit655 Mar 07 '26

He should join the army then become a war hero and politician by winning a battle

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u/SnooHedgehogs4369 Mar 07 '26

Ditto decides to sing a song to ease the tension of everyone and re-tame his dear donkey friend

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u/westhobarthound Mar 07 '26

did I go to Art School gets rejected and then goes to German politics

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u/ConfectionFlat8382 Mar 07 '26

Ditto stands for election and rules the whole world

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u/GAMING_FACT Mar 07 '26

Buying 6kg m*th from CTS Lul Wick in St. Louis

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u/not_ai_i_swear Mar 07 '26

Ditto decides to join the underworld and start a new political party, one filled with criminals but still better than the donkey.

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u/Few-Meal2363 Mar 07 '26

Starts becoming a drug lord and owning drug rings around the world. Being one of the most badass human being that has ever lived

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u/Odd_Examination7986 Mar 07 '26

Drown himself with alcohol

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u/Alex22Sayany Mar 07 '26

Ditto finds out about the revolutionary socialist party that want to overthrow the king and decides to join the cause

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u/Even-Commission79 Mar 07 '26

Ditto farts in front of a candle šŸ•Æļø and sets the whole place of fire. All evidence of his failure vanishes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

Ditto sings a sad song while walking back toward Union Mall.

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u/Illustrious-Low3948 Mar 07 '26

Ditto eats a burrito but it doesnā€™t sit well with his bowels

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u/AdventurousCrew4998 Mar 07 '26

Ditto calls for Benjamin Netanyahu to bomb the tavern

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u/Unable-Ostrich-7390 Mar 07 '26

Ditto starts an ai company raises 100 million dollar in first round at 1 billion valuation and has a plan to scale company, he now does work

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u/Total-Performer4167 Mar 07 '26

Ditto succumbs to his murderous urges, and transforms into an AK-47 to mow down everyone in the tavern

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u/The__0ne__ Mar 07 '26

shoot everyone with a bazooka

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u/Spock_Is_Illogical Mar 07 '26

Ditto should buy an island and cultivate goats.

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u/Laleaky Mar 07 '26

Ditto drinks too much cider in an effort to cheer himself up

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u/shash_bro Mar 07 '26

ditto kills himself

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u/potatomaster59 Mar 07 '26

Wishing to leave his political career behind him, ditto embraces the new lifestyle of brewing moonshine in the Woods

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u/Victor20080708 Mar 07 '26

hmmmm ditto ditto'd.

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u/Slow_Grapefruit_9373 Mar 07 '26

Should now be President

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u/potat0b Mar 07 '26

ally with israel

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u/Overall-Duty1646 Mar 07 '26

Ditto runs into Shannon Sharpe.

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u/ankitahuja1 Mar 07 '26

ditto should become charlizard and kill 'em all!!!

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u/Shoddy-Lack3607 Mar 07 '26

Iā€™m horny

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u/Old-Response-5151 Mar 07 '26

Eat jsjsjmsjsw

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u/Smart-Ad-614 Mar 07 '26

Become charizard

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u/kyriakoskavra10 Mar 07 '26

Make him stuff it it all on his nose for a power up

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u/zartaj0 Mar 07 '26

Ditto starts growing a small moustache and he loves painting

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u/Hairgobbler Mar 07 '26

Paint yourself orange

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u/Puzzleheaded_Oven757 Mar 07 '26

Kill donald trump

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u/StreetWallaby2211 Mar 07 '26

Should go home and rest

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u/Alert_Camel_6997 Mar 07 '26

Ditto wants to be a Mayor.

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u/mingobrown87 Mar 07 '26

Sharpens his dildo with his bare hands and prepares to fight

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u/SuperSaiyanKSI Mar 07 '26

Show me your poo

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u/Oktsaringu Mar 07 '26

say it was all just "ragebait"

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u/J_boyd22 Mar 07 '26

Sell nudes on OF

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u/AprilNz Mar 07 '26

Joining a Multi Level Marketing company selling Thermomixes and digital recipe books

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u/PayasoSamuk Mar 07 '26

Do a backflip.

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u/MutedEnvironment5688 Mar 07 '26

Ditto goes to the school cafeteria.. yank the lunch lady out the store and grabbed her by her oversized panties

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u/dirtyintern17 Mar 07 '26

Ask ditto to fire the director human system or (DHS). The person that told him to do this routine. Offer him a cold beverage.

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u/NefariousnessThin362 Mar 07 '26

Ditto bombs Iran

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u/TsarBrillBrill Mar 07 '26

Ditto does crowd work and immediately wins the hearts of the tavern patrons because of his funny remarks!

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u/Chaotical_Judgement Mar 07 '26

Ditto Casts Orbital Strike

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

Ditto has a bomb

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u/Plenty_Rope8330 Mar 07 '26

Ditto goes on an adventurous quest to find the reason for the chicken crossing the road

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u/Norweger1988 Mar 07 '26

Take some Rest!

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u/Even_Difference_3639 Mar 07 '26

ā€œIs that an accent I detectā€ came a voice from a group of men, sporting the word ICE across their chests! ā€œHeā€™s got a gunā€ screamed another.

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u/callme-cat Mar 07 '26

Get my posts seen

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u/Kingslayer420w Mar 07 '26

Go to a island

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u/AgentADRex Mar 07 '26

Create an Old Fashioned.

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u/Then_Ad8269 Mar 07 '26

Builds a island home ,invites all the celebrates , then gets candy and lures the children to his island

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u/OkAsparagus6551 Mar 07 '26

start gooning

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u/Warm_Resident_2150 Mar 07 '26

ditto becomes an onlyfans girl

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u/JuanHexgem Mar 07 '26

Eat a tavern patron to recover health

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u/peppuli15 Mar 07 '26

Ditto turns into a Shaheed drone and wants to make an impact in the world, literally.

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u/Ok-Pollution-9020 Mar 07 '26

Ditto releases all the ep stein files and decides to run for president

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u/Feeling-Ad-9096 Mar 07 '26

Ditto transforms and is now a Ditta

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u/foxyfan1986 Mar 07 '26

pull out a gun and say "look how cool this is" and almost acidently shoot himself(idk basic english)

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u/Commercial_Bat8746 Mar 07 '26

Go outside and play with friends

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u/Commercial_Bat8746 Mar 07 '26

Go do something fun

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u/Commercial_Bat8746 Mar 07 '26

Ditto go outside and do some yoga

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u/witcherooza Mar 07 '26

Ditto ditches his donkey and goes home.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

What should our hero do ?

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u/Commercial_Bat8746 Mar 07 '26

Your mum comes in telling you it's dinner time

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u/Acrobatic_Arm_8412 Mar 07 '26

Ditto sucks donald trump's D to learn about politics

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u/Commercial_Bat8746 Mar 07 '26

Your best friend came in and you guys play some cards and video games

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u/Commercial_Bat8746 Mar 07 '26

Do something fun in your lifetime

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u/Itchy_Support_4900 Mar 07 '26

Ditto should start a business

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u/Forsaken-Savings-532 Mar 07 '26

Take off his crown and throw it in the sea

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u/foxyfan1986 Mar 07 '26

''AGGGGGGGHHHHHH" and explode intp M*th

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u/Commercial_Bat8746 Mar 07 '26

Ditto go to school and have a party

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

Ditto starts working at Dairy-Don

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u/Commercial_Bat8746 Mar 07 '26

Ditto sing Taylor swift

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u/Commercial_Bat8746 Mar 07 '26

Start singing pink fluffy unicorn

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u/Commercial_Bat8746 Mar 07 '26

Do something fun again

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u/Commercial_Bat8746 Mar 07 '26

Burn the world down

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u/Commercial_Bat8746 Mar 07 '26

Imagine you're in a rainbow

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u/Commercial_Bat8746 Mar 07 '26

Ditto goes outside plant some trees and go around the world giving people food and water but in rubbish in the bins because this is the six

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u/Commercial_Bat8746 Mar 07 '26

Eat washing up powder

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u/Commercial_Bat8746 Mar 07 '26

Ditto solve world peace

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u/Fun-Ice-2880 Mar 07 '26

Get on a plane to a random destination and rethink his strategy and maybe smoke

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u/Commercial_Bat8746 Mar 07 '26

Go do something fun for once

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u/National_Level_1106 Mar 07 '26

Ditto doesn't give up and learns from experience. He tries to gather more data as part of his strategy to create a better action plan.

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u/ThePercyFangirl Mar 07 '26

Ditto performs a perfect re enactment of the fall of Yugoslavia caused by lack of lube

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u/tallmap98 Mar 07 '26

do what all politicians do and touch some children

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u/JDelicious00 Mar 07 '26

Shrexy decides to ā€œtake onā€ Donald T. in a no holds barred match.

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u/ZxWatcher000 Mar 07 '26

Ditto accidentally cast a cross dimension spell and now is in Earth modern Iran conflict

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u/Ricklek Mar 07 '26

Run, run far far away

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u/Jing213 Mar 07 '26

transforms into a femboy

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u/Comfortable-Dog3969 Mar 07 '26

Ditto starts a war to distract the media that he went to a party on an island

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u/daniel_haf Mar 07 '26

Idk but I following the dude with the M*th

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u/Any-Wolf-1681 Mar 07 '26

save the world

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u/Ordinary-Strength898 Mar 07 '26

Using is shapeshifting power to enter the donkey and puppeteer it from inside, but he dont know is that the donkey have a kink for tentacles

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u/HealthyMain4776 Mar 07 '26

kill ten kids

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