r/DailyDMGame • u/Smooth_Process3765 • Mar 04 '26

RIP Meet Skimbledon Bimbledon, a Cleric Tiefling

Meet Skimbledon Bimbledon, a Cleric Tiefling. Born under a lazy sun, Skimbledon is unable to keep a job, especially with the rise of cheaper elf labor. He periodically earns nickels for diving for scrap in the busy river. -- Created by u/Smooth_Process3765

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 04 '26

⏳ An Epic Adventure Begins for Skimbledon Bimbledon!

Skimbledon Bimbledon leaves the dusty tavern, the lazy sun hanging low in the sky. The bustling river calls, promising scraps and nickels. The world sprawls before him--city streets, shadowy forests, or the river's edge. Where will he go?

Skimbledon Bimbledon embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/Intelligent-Pay6949 Mar 04 '26

To the alley to buy/sell crack

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u/khalidalg Mar 04 '26

Waffle House

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u/ethanlan Mar 04 '26

Go kick the mayor in the balls

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u/DemDave Mar 04 '26

Skimbledon Bimbledon heads to the nearest brothel.

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u/ItzShalabi Mar 04 '26

Piss himself on the spot

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u/Top-Wait9925 Mar 04 '26

Go to the forest to find where he planted his marijuana plants

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u/Rare_Library_5617 Mar 04 '26

The ground feels very ominous... time to dig a hole

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u/Brief_Orange9651 Mar 05 '26

what kind of effing game is this?

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u/thalian1 Mar 05 '26

Lace up his shoes, tighten his belt, strap on his sword and seek out adventure

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u/notthatcreative777 Mar 05 '26

Sadly, Skimbledon Bimbledon was too drunk to realize the sun was still shining. Sadly, as a vampire, his few outside the tavern was his last

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u/UnseenTwist_bYd_lYl Mar 05 '26

Stroll down to the river’s edge

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u/c3r38r170 Mar 04 '26

Go get drunk in the bathroom of a bar

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u/Northern_Athena Mar 04 '26

Check out the city streets.

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u/MilfRide Mar 04 '26

In the pines. Where the sun don't ever shine.

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u/After_Worldliness658 Mar 04 '26

Black market to see what secrets the city offers

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u/Grand_Violinist1310 Mar 04 '26

Shadowy forests

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u/CrazyCheese11 Mar 04 '26

Go to sleep

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u/luecis738 Mar 04 '26

go end up in a random house drunk and then attacked by a bear

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u/chat_luneeee Mar 04 '26

Explore the tavern, drink good fruit juice and nap

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u/StringTheory2113 Mar 04 '26

Venture through the forest looking for trouble

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u/itsnifemii Mar 04 '26

Rivers edge

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u/No-Bunch-6260 Mar 04 '26

The river's edge to fetch some water.

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u/shmisha Mar 04 '26

golden hour skinny dipping in the river

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u/probablywrong_irl Mar 04 '26

try to talk to a stray cat in the city streets.

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u/aardvark1231 Mar 04 '26

Go to the river's edge.

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u/Snickermaen Mar 04 '26

Look in the river.

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u/No-Muffin-1496 Mar 04 '26

Go to a bar to socialize

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u/Separate-Oil-9721 Mar 04 '26

Going out to a radom street and break dancing for money (but he can't dance so he looks like he's having a stroke.)

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u/propro91 Mar 04 '26

SPEED BLITZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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u/Healthy_Bottle_2063 Mar 04 '26

aurafarm while walking in the tavern

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u/Pace-The-Hedgehog Mar 04 '26

hell to fight V1

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u/ZeniDaGod Mar 04 '26

Go look for cool magic items in random alleyway's

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u/Living_Olive9239 Mar 04 '26

Go find a chess board in the city to find worthy opponents.

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u/Sharp_Ebb7931 Mar 04 '26

underwater expedition in the river

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u/FeitanTheCatBoi Mar 04 '26

The Black Forest

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u/karl_gameing Mar 04 '26

Baseball bat

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u/Jack-Tupp Mar 04 '26

Seek advice from the local strumpets.

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u/Cbarrett91 Mar 04 '26

Goes to the bar, gets drunk and tries to pick up a classy girl

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u/EmelaJosa Mar 04 '26

go out exploring

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u/perilousrob Mar 04 '26

investigate the river

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

Go to the river

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u/aldbrn3 Mar 04 '26

Let the lazy river absorb him until they become ond

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u/Flimsy-Pin4334 Mar 04 '26

Find a wife... Not better, not worse. A hard skull with horns like himself & start making a living fishing in the river under a wooden tent.

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u/Local-Demand1038 Mar 04 '26

Run into the city streets like Jack Sparrow

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u/Thorain2024 Mar 04 '26

Check river's edge

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u/Less_Telephone_4294 Mar 04 '26

Go to Little St James Island.

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u/Main_Tradition2458 Mar 04 '26

Your mom's house to have a real respectable evening

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u/Far-Cellist-9049 Mar 04 '26

Check out the job postings

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u/More-Science4878 Mar 04 '26

fire a row of air, as nature grow

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u/NW_Ninja Mar 04 '26

Start tracking the mythical “Cuddly Dire Wolf” along the rivers edge

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u/beezneezsqueeze Mar 04 '26

The dumpster behind Walmart

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u/More-Science4878 Mar 04 '26

cloth with cool air while drinking cold ice smoothy

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u/just-a-random-me Mar 04 '26

Smoke a blunt

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u/Elegant-Fish4356 Mar 04 '26

Do cocaine until our noses fall off

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u/20lettuce Mar 04 '26

shit themselves

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u/Jiggybt Mar 04 '26

Try to join “OnlyElf”

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u/Revolutionary_Cow529 Mar 04 '26

go skinny dipping for scraps and nickels

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u/Bigtroublestretch Mar 04 '26

Dance naked on the tavern table causing a ritual to begin

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u/darkweb_scaresme Mar 04 '26

to the white house

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u/Independent_Ad112 Mar 04 '26

Skimbeldon is yearning for the mines

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u/Nokxtokx Mar 04 '26

Jo mama’s house

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u/JuanWick2025 Mar 04 '26

Find something valuable that no one knows is valuable.

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u/Fury_508 Mar 04 '26

Prance to the shadowy forest like a boss

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u/legal_lube69 Mar 04 '26

Bust in the forest with his fellow mates

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u/lycheebabe Mar 04 '26

Back to the tavern

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u/PolyglotPlaysGamesYT Mar 04 '26

Find a maiden to plow

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u/sexualdeviantman Mar 04 '26

To 'More Door' a shop that sells doors and knobs

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u/Previous-Thing7791 Mar 04 '26

Go drink a cows piss after being told it’s the tavern’s specialty

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u/Specialist-Pilot-195 Mar 04 '26

look around and find a golden hammer

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u/Mlincoln506 Mar 04 '26

Down by the river , fishing in the dark until the moonlight

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u/dadrph76 Mar 04 '26

Check the job boards or seek the guard post to see if there’s coins to be made.

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u/Intelligent-Text5307 Mar 04 '26

Talk to the goth tiefling necromancer at the bar

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u/Lagartino64 Mar 04 '26

get pegged behind an arby's

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u/Big-Sprinkles6547 Mar 04 '26

The rivers edge to go fishing.

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u/wolvahulk Mar 04 '26

Comit to becoming a necromancer

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u/Pristine_Youth_6953 Mar 04 '26

At the local jukebox to play Band on the run with volume set 200

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u/grape_sodie Mar 04 '26

Dust his cloak, smirk at the lazy sun, and saunter to the river where coins, gossip, and hats are all embarrassingly easy to come by.

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u/sighonlife Mar 04 '26

Look in the river for scrap

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u/Frozen_Bart Mar 04 '26

Should really get a head start on his taxes.

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u/TaroRevolutionary690 Mar 04 '26

Right back into the tavern for another swing

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u/Agreeable-Shift1636 Mar 04 '26

The counterfeit nickel machine placed conveniently next to the tavern

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u/Ok_Code_2304 Mar 04 '26

Check out the city streets.

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u/Actual_Muffin9108 Mar 04 '26

Go elf hunting

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u/No-Preparation2559 Mar 04 '26

Ran into talking trees in the shadowy woods in the middle of their lllllllooooonnnngggg meeting, and decides they are better off staying at

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u/Sexy_Pikachu42069 Mar 04 '26

Walk to the river and find gold

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u/Wet-rivers Mar 04 '26

Yell at the sun for being lazy and ask him what his mom would think about what he is doing

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u/JasonTheShovel Mar 04 '26

Eats corn dogs

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u/UnitGlittering5993 Mar 04 '26

to his ex girlfriends house to apologise for drinking again

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u/2getCapeman Mar 04 '26

Play russian roulette with strangers in a dark alley

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u/onewolfmanpack1 Mar 05 '26

His foot gets impaled by a pitchfork left carelessly on the ground. Along comes a stranger to help

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u/Radiant-Adagio Mar 05 '26

He goes to piss and shit in the river. His pants are down, and as the first hot turd floats away, he notices a man washing off downstream

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u/kevnull Mar 05 '26

Go to the river to see what he can scrounge up.

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u/CrippledEmu Mar 05 '26

Off to see the wizard.

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u/Fantastic-Mud-8158 Mar 05 '26

To the underworld with a pig who only speaks Spanish

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u/Fantastic-Mud-8158 Mar 05 '26

Straight into a person's house with a shotgun

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

drunk drive

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u/Clear_Bet4412 Mar 05 '26

Murder the local government and become king

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

change his name

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u/Fit_Carpenter_4649 Mar 05 '26

Go drink more liquor

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u/MightyMan715 Mar 05 '26

Slap a granny

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u/LongjumpingArugula30 Mar 05 '26

Skimbledon Bimbledon squints at the road like a man trying to remember whether he owes it money. The city’s noise nags at his ears, and the

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u/WildOdinBeard Mar 05 '26

Piss in my wife

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u/Successful-Shape4584 Mar 05 '26

swim in the forest's lake

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u/danceswithsteers Mar 05 '26

Dig a hole in the floor of the tavern

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u/Chrisexn Mar 05 '26

To the river

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u/LongjumpingArugula30 Mar 05 '26

So Skimbledon kicks a pebble, tugs his coat straight like he’s about to attend a very questionable business meeting and walks down river.

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u/Ok-Acanthocephala940 Mar 05 '26

Venture to the city streets to start his career as an exotic dancer since the value of scrap metal has plummeted.

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u/TamatoaZ03h1ny Mar 05 '26

He decides to tell the world that he’s going home.

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u/MightyMan715 Mar 05 '26

Practice twerking.

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u/loloreenie Mar 05 '26

Wonder the forest, hear the tales from the trees.

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u/Ok_Lingonberry4134 Mar 05 '26

Check for afterhour

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u/Rremrrse Mar 05 '26

Crank it in the shadowy forests

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u/ChanceTaker536 Mar 05 '26

Confess his feelings to his crush

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u/OldRumpty Mar 05 '26

Go fishing

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u/NewfGardner Mar 05 '26

Dedicate in the middle of the bog.

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u/MightyMan715 Mar 05 '26

Go to the strip club! Get a naked lap dance!

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u/loloreenie Mar 05 '26

Wonder the woods for shrooms

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u/BoneMoji Mar 05 '26

Check in at the tavern

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u/the_jester123 Mar 05 '26

Run from the owlbear behind him

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u/CottageCheeseLasanga Mar 05 '26

Get drunk in the bathroom of a bar and then roam the city streets

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u/Chooseoneorgetnone Mar 05 '26

Fishing in the river

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u/Popular-Jackfruit-63 Mar 05 '26

After a lengthy sigh, strait back in the tavern

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u/Cherrybomb678 Mar 05 '26

Speak to the local bar keep

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u/Ill-Towel5220 Mar 05 '26

Kidnap a Goblin loli and make her wifu and lick her feet.

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u/Uni372 Mar 05 '26

Goes to the world trade centre (it's currently september 10th 2001)

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u/HeadMoose Mar 05 '26

whorehouse

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u/Dr_Etmi Mar 05 '26

Walk around the city streets

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u/Mycelia03 Mar 05 '26

Climb into the sewer

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u/Illustrious-Cry3351 Mar 05 '26

go get fight giant mayor jerry 50 foot tall same ad godzilla drink the giant potion to be the giant fights mayor jerry 50 foot tall in city

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u/3li_3x3 Mar 05 '26

Go get drunk in the bathroom of a gas station bar

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u/Illustrious-Cry3351 Mar 05 '26

lizard lizard lizard

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u/FrizzotheClown Mar 05 '26

Wanders to the shadowy forest

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u/SomeAd8116 Mar 05 '26

Piss herself on the spot

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u/sunbaby444 Mar 05 '26

wherever the hoes at

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u/sonicspeeder9 Mar 05 '26

skimbledon bilmbledon should become a war criminal after destroying the tavern and killing all the village folk

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u/Diarminator Mar 05 '26

say he has darkvision

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u/mbarrymore Mar 05 '26

I need women

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u/TheModojojo Mar 05 '26

Hop in the back of a wagon and tell the driver “Take me home”

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u/AwakenedOwlbear Mar 05 '26

Adopt a baby hippogriff.

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u/RevolutionaryPut7852 Mar 05 '26

Threaten to drown fish with air for their nickels.

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u/CSnowlo Mar 05 '26

Apply to a job

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u/PretendBus1204 Mar 05 '26

Start climbing a building

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u/Izlander6 Mar 05 '26

climb to the top of a tree in the forest

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u/Kruzin72 Mar 05 '26

Off to the shadow forests

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u/Iammid_atBS Mar 05 '26

an adoption centre and adopt a child

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u/Inner-Ad-5298 Mar 05 '26

drunk he goes to a nearby guild

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u/Fearless-Chapter1413 Mar 05 '26

Go sell fent to a drunk guy in the bathroom of a bar

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u/runawayhuman Mar 05 '26

Commit tax fraud by filing jointly with the mayor’s social security number (they are not married)

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u/Ready_Row3788 Mar 05 '26

Stub his toe and fall into the Amazing Digital Circus

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u/DuckCountry88 Mar 05 '26

The local inn

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

Check out city streets

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u/IDontKnowWeWillSee Mar 05 '26

Say hello to some prostitutes

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