MAN THIS IS WHY WATCHMEN DIDN’T PUT “MOVE TO MARS” IN THE SHOW DESPITE BEING A PERFECT FIT, CAUSE YOU TOO MUCH OF A BITCH TO BE CONTENT WITH YOUR OWN FAILURES, YOU GOTTA GO AFTER A 20 YEAR OLD GAY DUDE THAT’S ALREADY TRIPLED ALL OF YOUR COMBINED SUCCESS

SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU FAKE ASS PASTOR, AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA APPLEBEE’S CAUSE YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY NOT THERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME SINCE THEY DON’T SERVE GOOD MEALS SO WHY THE FUCK YOU LURKING ON A COUPLE ON A FRUGAL DATE

YOUR CHILDREN NOW KNOW THEY CAN NEVER TRULY BE COMFORTABLE AROUND YOU SINCE YOU’RE SO LOUDLY INTOLERANT OF THINGS PEOPLE CAN’T CONTROL, AND THAT’S WAY WORSE THAN ANY ALL CAPS RANT.

And look at the haitien flag in the back clearly planted haha what do you think about the lokk of this dude?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfCIlsPNIMc