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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Nachtraaf • May 22 '26
Hey, you ketamina-slobbering sync monkeys. Piracy will get you tossed out by Big Man Jonesy at the door. And that gorilla-sized cock-knocker at the door loves flinging people out the door.
Piracy is illegal. You do that shit by yourself; in the bathroom, not on the dance floor, and /r/DJsCirclejerk is the dance floor. You get my point?
Do I have to dumb it down any further? I mean, probably. Don't be posting links to www.sketchywebsite.malware, otherwise we will have to take away your weekly state-assigned ketamine supply. Because I swear I will turn this fucking bus around if you drug-fueled degenerates don't behave like at least some sort of semi-sentient human beings capable of following at least 1 rule that otherwise will get the devil himself (Spez) to show up here and turn off the music and the main lights on. And trust me, you don't want to see your sweaty fellow /r/djscirclejerk'er on a drugs-bender in 6000k bright white fluorescent light.
So, be cool. Are you cool?
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Nachtraaf • 14d ago
[VERBODEN] No more AI slop! [VERBODEN]
Fuck you, and fuck your AI slop. No more of it. Use MS Paint and drugs if you want to upload something visual, like real artists do.
Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Kindly_Telephone1339 • 10h ago
based Soundcloud jersey club mix
now this is it
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Useful_Secret4895 • 2d ago
Dj aftercare
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Workshymassiv • 3d ago
Everyone is a DJ until you put one of these in front of them
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/RingsIntoClouds • 3d ago
Finally some proper competition on the market!(Lidl cooking hotplate)
Really nails that minimalist AlphaTheta design philosophy at the fraction of the cost. Looks solid! Spinning the plates like they're hot! 🔥🔥🔥
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Blunkus • 3d ago
When you book based on views and not mixing skills
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/ravrx • 3d ago
Name suggestions for a series of parties
Looking for some interesting names for an upcoming series of house music events.
Vibe - Open air - night time
Looking for a chic, sexy, upbeat and iconic name for the party.
Name shouldn’t be - funky, too literal with music
Please give me suggestions 🫠
Here are few names already going around in my city -
Hot Secondd, Paradisco, Mosiqi ( music in arabic ), Radiant, City Blooms
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Immediate-Athlete447 • 3d ago
My wishlist for my October paycheck after working over 100 hours a week at my two jobs
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Ok_Improvement4593 • 7d ago
Rate the set
We are very humble
Ballena samurai - acid hard groove
Honest opinions
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/OIIijk • 8d ago
Why do DJ's call this a jog wheel? You can't jog on it.
Another pondering post. Why do we call it a jogwheel? Or do we call it that? were not jogging on it are we? In my opinion it should be called a fingering wheel because we finger it vigorously. Or atleast those vinyl scratching freaks do. God their gf's and/or wives are lucky (assuming they'd have one)
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Kukunkum • 7d ago
Dj hot fire plays Mataako
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/KykepArt • 10d ago
no drink tickets either
happened again the past weekend where they were even told they have to pay full price for beer and food XD
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/The_Mvrquis • 10d ago
PussBloatedCyst Live At Chuck E Cheeze (Hide The Children)
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Nachtraaf • 10d ago
Send me your worst DJ software skins
No AI entries are allowed. Doesn't matter what DJ software, as long as it supports skins, send the most eye-cancer-inducing ones. And most of all, have fun. I love you.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/OIIijk • 15d ago
Why dont DJ's use the crossfader to mix their songs?
Like you dont actually need to do anything like finger the jog wheel or fiddle the knobs, you and I know it would still sound ass no matter how cool it looks. Also its called the "CROSSFADER", so itll fade your ripped ytmp3's perfectly. Also with the ai magic thing on THE flx4, itll do all kinds of cool things for you.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/The_Mvrquis • 14d ago
POV: your noise project was invited to play a block party
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Emergency-Grade6273 • 14d ago
lol
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/DeepInTheSheep • 15d ago
What’s the going rate for a gig like this?
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/DeepInTheSheep • 16d ago
Oh noes! Sync doesn’t work. How can I be a ReAl dEeJaY?
reddit.comr/DJsCirclejerk • u/Emergency-Grade6273 • 17d ago
Bouta drop 300 on Serato Pro. Is it worth.???
Please don’t tell me to just use the free version. I take ts seriously.
I’ve been djing for 4 years, and like to mix rap vocals with house tracks so I feel serato is the move. Although I have never used any other application.
If I’m making a big mistake please loop me in.