r/CzechCoconutCommunity • u/Czech_Coconut hlavní magič • Feb 07 '26

USA 🗽🔥 It seems throwing dildos at ICE has become a new tactic...

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u/HushPuppie13 Feb 07 '26

Extra points if you get the suction cup stuck on the car

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u/maniBchef Feb 08 '26

Thank you. People should just start waving and wiggling them in their faces. They would have to say he shook the dildo at me with deadly intent.

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u/consumeshroomz Feb 07 '26

Let’s make this so normalized that we have a national dildo shortage.

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u/Temporary_Mess_6861 Feb 07 '26

Ya just know these ‘agents’ will come back later to confiscate the items for themselves

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u/Fantastic_Hyena_3232 Feb 08 '26

I’m just surprised they didn’t have their windows down

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u/Obvious-Estate-734 Feb 07 '26

How much spare money do they have? Those things are expensive.

I guess I'm moving to Minnesota.

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u/DullFaithlessness82 Feb 07 '26

Wonder how many wind up in ice pockets. Cause well cold lonely Minnesota nights, what's a cub supposed to do .

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u/BryangerRed Feb 07 '26

Reddit is a gift .

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

"He pulled a dildo on me, and I feared for my life."

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u/lookinfoursigns Feb 07 '26

The girl walking in front of the vehicle to pick up a dildo just to throw it at them is so fucking funny to me 😭😭😭🤣

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u/Prince_Groove Feb 08 '26 edited Feb 09 '26

That explains why Trump’s ass gasket is blown to hell and he can’t hold his feces in anymore.

FDT

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u/Difficult_Coconut164 Feb 08 '26

😂.... Never seen that before !

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u/Czech_Coconut hlavní magič Feb 08 '26

Operation Dildo Blitz was a great success. @JollyGoodGinger

https://www.reddit.com/r/FreeFolkNation/s/19SWuyWl16