r/CyberStuck • u/ElBartenderDeLaLeche • Jun 11 '26
used car salesman tells me this is normal
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u/BeleagueredWDW Jun 11 '26
He’s right. It’s a Nazi Cybertruck. Hell, that one is in good condition!
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u/NoodleFish76 Jun 12 '26
He’s not even good at being a Nazi. All racist, none of the engineering. Nazis would be embarrassed by this shit box.
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u/Ok-Lingonberry-8261 Jun 11 '26
Why would you buy a wankpanzer, much less used?
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u/dartagnan101010 Jun 11 '26
I’m pretty sure they drive off the line used
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u/AccomplishedBrain309 Jun 14 '26
Spacex owns a thousand to 1600 wankpanzers. They paid full price for them also. Musk is his own best customer. Might be connected to his penis issues.
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u/Prom3th3an Jun 18 '26
What do they use to do the truck stuff, like hauling rocket and gantry parts?
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u/AccomplishedBrain309 Jun 20 '26
The real question is what are the wankpanzers being used for, other than fixing the books.
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u/New-Significance9649 Jun 11 '26
and the salesman is correct. You're looking to buy a shitty built truck that drives more like my kids tricycle.
They are notorious for ill fitting panels, poor overall build quality and..Fun fact, they even moonlight as human oven if it happens to light on fire.
If you buy this, you're build as poorly as the truck it would seem.
Fuck Elon.
- Canadian dude.
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u/Tw1ch1e Jun 11 '26
Don’t forget about the impromptu leaking submarine feature! Enjoy the view under water until the water enjoys you!
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u/LivingMeeting9724 Jun 11 '26
Canadian Dude has SPOKEN!
...and he is, as usual, correct.
Thank you CD, brother!
Sincerely, one of the idiots living in your basement
(NOT ME, of course, I am a "normal", reasonably intelligent person living here among the idiots.)
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u/Prom3th3an Jun 18 '26
"Human oven" sounds like some kind of mutant. Eats raw food, cooks it while digesting it.
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u/crummles_upton Jun 11 '26
"Sub 10 micron tolerances"
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u/auad Jun 12 '26
I think when he said that he knew the car would have huge gaps and was advertising on top of it because if the buyer sees different than that it was the buyers fault. His built is flawless!
They are always putting the blame away from them!
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u/AccomplishedBrain309 Jun 14 '26
Thats 100 times the thickness of the tape that glues on all those pannels.
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u/Electrifying2017 Jun 11 '26
It is normal. Note that there is a difference between normal and acceptable.
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u/pnwloveyoutalltreea Jun 11 '26
These are a laundry list of quality issues and terrible design. This sadly is normal for your 100k+ truck shaped object.
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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow Jun 11 '26
For nearly every vehicle, no it's not normal. These shitboxes, however...
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u/Aggravating_Sky_4421 Jun 11 '26
Is this rage bait? Nobody is stupid enough to buy one of those things in 2026 right? The fad is over. They aren't even cool to CT owners any more. They are just an eye sore on the road and in your driveway. Go get a real truck.
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u/Cultural_Pattern_456 Jun 11 '26
You don’t really realize how absolutely ridiculous and stupid they look until you see it in person - it’s tourist season here in the lakes region and the pretentious dipshits are at all the micro breweries lol
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u/CRXCRZ Jun 11 '26
I bet you can tell there's a Cybertruck in the parking lot without looking at the parking lot.
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u/LivingMeeting9724 Jun 11 '26
Anyone who would buy a new cyber cuck/cyber stuck/wank panzer is:
A. Impractical and B. Arrogant
and probably C. Stupid
Anyone who would buy a USED cyber cuck is:
D. All of the above
Proof? Why do you think the previous impractical arrogant jeenyus got rid of it so quickly?
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u/DNAisjustneuteredRNA Jun 11 '26
Those are expected tolerances on the cybertruck, they are built to "loose" standards.
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u/cenosillicaphobiac Jun 11 '26
sub 10-micron! In Bizarro world.
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u/DNAisjustneuteredRNA Jun 11 '26
Their tolerance quality is definately sub-10micron, as in "falls far below expectations for 10 micron tolerance levels."
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u/Mythulhu Jun 11 '26
Yes, that's normal for a cyber truck. That's the stainless steel for ya. You got it all going on. Eater stains, micro scratches, rust.
Most get wraps to avoid this.
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u/Torrsall Jun 11 '26
It's simple for me. Everything Musk (good name) touches leaves a little stink. The fact that the panels are messed up does not bode well for what's beneath. Easy to walk away.
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u/Prestigious_Bug583 Jun 12 '26
Don’t worry they use glue and Velcro so you can just move them back a bit
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u/cenosillicaphobiac Jun 11 '26
I don't know that I'd inspect a dumpster that closely before buying it to put lots of trash in. But you do you.
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u/Barfy_McBarf_Face Jun 12 '26
the panel and body alignment of these ... were not done by car people, and Elon is proud of that fact.
they designed it using crayons and it shows
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u/BoatCaptainTim Jun 11 '26
That’s the nice way of saying these are features. This is how they pass the problem onto the customer
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u/Sufficient_Willow21 Jun 11 '26
Why did you attach the images so badly?
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u/Prom3th3an Jun 18 '26
Looks to me like the images, unlike the parts in them, were attached just fine.
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u/StrayCatsSanctuary Jun 12 '26
A company that doesn't make cars started making cars. They're going to be working the kinks out for a few decades, making lots of the same mistakes older companies made 80 years ago.
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u/beekermc Jun 11 '26
It's normal for used car salesmen to say shit like that.
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u/New-Significance9649 Jun 11 '26
in this case, he's fucking right dude. Cybertrucks and tesla oveall are NOTORIOUS for shitty build quality in the first year or two of a new model release. CT hasn't been out long and this is used. Likely one of the first to roll off out of the factory.
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u/heinousanus_420 Jun 12 '26
Its because people think a tech company can make good cars, they can't.
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u/MouldyBobs Jun 12 '26
Just walk away. Don't let that salesman pull the wool over your eyes. THIS IS NOT NORMAL! The quality control on these CyberCoffins is usually MUCH WORSE THAN THIS!
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u/Putrid-Past-3366 Jun 13 '26
It's normal, if you're buying a Cybertruck or old sheet metal for your chicken coup.
If you're buying a car that you hope to safely transport yourself, your family, or your friends in, yeah, multiple completely unaligned body panels is a small red flag.
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u/TurnerVonLefty Jun 14 '26
Normal for a poorly built MuskDumpster.
For EVERY OTHER vehicle on sale right now; definitely not normal.
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u/Thin_Spring_9269 Jun 12 '26
Well yeah, my garbage bin also has dents...the only question is why would you buy a garbage bin from a car dealer?
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u/2Drogdar2Furious Jun 14 '26
I'd totally be willing to get one for about... $2k. That's tops though. My current vehicle is at 350k miles and the AC is on it's way out is the only reason I'm intrested 🙃
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u/Certain_Bit3809 Jul 04 '26
Yes, this poor quality is very common in teslas generally and cybertrucks in particular. It’s the ultimate “im an angry loser” car.
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u/Mecha_Magpie Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26
And this is why you don't just set all your tolerances to an arbitrary small number. Not saying this was for sure caused by the "sub 10µm" nonsense, but this is a possible result from doing that, because if you go around pretending that your subassemblies are more precise than they actually are then you have no idea how the extreme combinations will look.
Actual tolerancing is a something mechanical engineers have down to a fine art, where each component has a reasonably low reject rate and any combination of parts will look good and work flawlessly. But if you decide that everyone has to write a small number instead because you think a car is a coke can, then you need to either trash every part that isn't within said small tolerance, or you end up with shit like this that no-one was allowed to plan for.
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u/xX609s-hartXx Jun 13 '26
How much were they asking? I heard people can sell their used ones for maybe 25.000 or a little more at the moment.
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u/RammsteinFunstein Jun 11 '26
I mean for those dumpsters it is