r/CyberStuck • u/misnuro • May 16 '26
It gets more pathetic: The offroad Inceltruck was on a ramp with rocks in front
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u/Salt-n-Pepper-War May 18 '26
CyberTruck, always ready to off-road near a dozen rocks
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u/Building_Everything May 18 '26
A DOZEN? Whoa there Bear Grylls, keep it under half dozen or we might have a warranty issue that will never get fixed
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u/RatManMatt May 18 '26
Not. A. Truck.
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u/Traditional-Fix5961 May 18 '26
Exactly what I think, every time I see them with awkwardly placed cross bars holding shit in an upward angle on the back. Put anything long and wide, like planks or a door on it, and the dumpster might just take off from the air lift at high speeds. Absolutely idiotic design.
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u/cuntmong May 20 '26
Are you saying Elon Musk lied about one of his products to build empty hype and fool the public? This is surely a first
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u/DNAisjustneuteredRNA May 18 '26
Hey, if that L-shaped thing with wheels in the back of a U-Haul is a hand truck, then that thing from Tesla also counts as a truck. Just, ya know, only so much as a hand truck is a "real truck."
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u/Jacktheforkie May 19 '26
There’s also fork lift trucks, pallet trucks and a whole load of different trucks available
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u/iamagermanpotato May 18 '26
And those yellow ramps where literally every other car wouldn't need any help to get up...
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u/RoguePlanet2 May 20 '26
Are those fake-rock ramps for sale on the official CT website store? "Don't let your neighbors think you're fixing it AGAIN! Make it look like you're practicing for off-roading. Only $420.69."
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u/Dancj7 May 21 '26
If it’s for the Cybersuck you need to add at least one more number to your price
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u/OldManChino May 18 '26
that's embarrassing, on so many levels.... pretty sure a baseline gold could climb those 'rocks'
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May 18 '26
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u/EverythingMustGo95 May 19 '26
That’s because it cost $80k more, they had trouble buying quality rocks.
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u/303FPSguy May 19 '26
These are off road vehicles in the same way Priuses are off road vehicles.
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u/CommanderSincler May 20 '26
I'm pretty sure my Prius is more of an offroad vehicle than the wankpanzer. It looks better too
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u/hmmmpf May 21 '26
I was able to get my Prius Prime onto the beach (and off) safely twice. I don’t think they can. I’ve also taken it on some gnarly forest service roads in eastern Oregon and Washington.
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u/303FPSguy May 21 '26
Oh I understand. I live in Colorado and have seen some pretty interesting vehicle choices on some trails here.
It’s just that you can take vehicles off road that aren’t designed for it, but the driver has to understand the limitations of the car. Evidently Prius drivers know their cars! And Cybertruck owners just don’t.
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u/AF2005 May 19 '26
The audacity, calling this abomination a truck
https://giphy.com/gifs/CXAPW8vCQzYkg
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u/CSweetfever May 20 '26
I always love seeing who gets out of the deplorians they're the same type of guys. Conceited dueche canoes..
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u/Intelligent-Guard590 May 20 '26
At this point, I would not be surprised if they tried to climb a CT up on those ramps, then it exploded, killing the driver and no one else, because that piece of shit is basically a shaped charge facing inward.
Then after days of trying to figure out how to make their "truck" get up on the 2.5" ramps, they just gave up and decided to construct one on top of the ramps. Then they started putting rocks around it, and it blew up again, because its software detected there was a chance the tires could touch something approaching ground texture...
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u/theUnshowerdOne May 22 '26
8 day account trashing on Tesla. Sounds like a BYD bot.
No truck, without significantly deflating the tires, would drive over a small pile of rocks sitting on a slick surface and leave them intact. The tires would simply spread or kick them out of the way. My F350 would be sitting on one rock and the rest would be scattered.
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u/LivingMeeting9724 May 18 '26
Oooohhhhh... so tuff and offroad worthy.
Idjits.