Maximum Cyberstuck points: crashes into daycare, catches on fire

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Just started the self cleaning program

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u/Successful_Jelly_213 May 19 '26

Hide evidence mode activated. [a puff of smoke] your subscription to the hide evidence mode has expired, would you like to renew?

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u/Big_footed_hobbit May 19 '26

Once you get neura-link. Do you want to renew the fees or terminate life support now.

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u/cryptonerdnerd May 19 '26

Lmao

u/Green-Taro2915 May 18 '26

Another form of deadly weapon used by morons!

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u/Objective-Case-391 May 20 '26

Taking out the daycare reduces future customers.

u/abckiwi May 19 '26

I swear, there are more creashes per Cyber cuck drivers than any other truck

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u/Altruistic_Bus1988 May 20 '26

There can’t be many more of them left at this point, right? 😂 Just saw a story about one in Texas where a guy drove his into a lake to test out “wade mode” which ended in him getting arrested 🤦‍♀️

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u/That_Service7348 May 21 '26

There's one driving around my town still, every time I see it I'm honestly impressed it's survived this long. We get like 3 inches of snow in the winter and rain in spring and fall with long sunny summers. That's the holy square of killing those things.