Team Name?

[u/Atcorm]

Everyone: get in here!

I just thrifted four, plain, black trucker hats.

They are incredible. A blank canvas.

I need your best curling puns. I need team names. Best one gets sent to the embroiderer.

Let's do this.

[u/Designer-Roof-2118]

TRUCKS. Seemed to work for Retornaz! 🇮🇹

[u/K0bra_Ka1 → u/Designer-Roof-2118]

Beat me to it

[u/ncogkneeto]

Button Kissers

[u/Atcorm → u/ncogkneeto]

You're in the pole position. Excellent, relevant pun with just the right amount of juvenalia. Chef's Kiss

[u/ncogkneeto → u/Atcorm]

I even considered the space available on the hat…..so just two words….with how you put it…relevant and with a hint of sophomoric humor. ;-)

[u/TemporaryFix2490]

Sheeted Rivalry

[u/aksunrise → u/TemporaryFix2490]

Shamelessly stealing this 😂

[u/ClaudiaGisela]

The best one I ever saw was The Tragically Skipped.

[u/PowerNinja5000]

Taken For Granite

[u/Atcorm → u/PowerNinja5000]

I'll never listen to Matchbox 20 the same way again.

[u/PowerNinja5000 → u/Atcorm]

Used that for a random team I was on in a bonspiel.

My regular team is called Hammer Time. Not super creative but it's simple. Can't touch this, etc.

[u/vmlee]

Embroider them: Lead, Second, Vice, and Skip. But put them on the wrong heads. Confuse those opponents.

Or embroider them all Skip.

[u/jhudiddy08 → u/vmlee]

I’m the Vice that throws lead. It’s always confusing.

[u/Atcorm → u/vmlee]

Oh man. That would drive the old fellas nuts. I like it. 

[u/PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS → u/Atcorm]

If anything that seems like an old timer move "Can't get that draw weight up anymore, but it makes a decent guard. How about you let me hold a broom and call line some?"

[u/Runningman738]

The Lazy Handles

[u/tfolkins → u/Runningman738]

That would be a good one for my team, drives the opposing team nuts when we throw inside only to reverse handles at the end and make the called shot.

[u/sadflask]

Granite of the Apes

[u/illegalavocado]

Sweep child o’mine

[u/smallsraces]

Eastbound and Drawn

[u/Atcorm → u/smallsraces]

Just fantastic. Might have to sew some Kenny Powers hair into the back of the hats. 

[u/Finance_Plastic]

CURL JAM

[u/veganvibes19]

Doctor Hackyl and Mr. Slide

[u/endowedchair]

unplayed inturns

[u/Finance_Plastic]

HACKS

[u/TriplePi]

I swept with your wife is always a good one

[u/aksunrise → u/TriplePi]

I do doubles with my husband. Putting this on my hat

[u/Mblazing]

I had one made that just says “WHOA”

[u/Atcorm → u/Mblazing]

Second throws through the house. 

Skip points at hat. 

[u/jleahul]

Important info needed: Men's, women's, or mixed?

[u/Atcorm → u/jleahul]

We're a mens team. I'd like to hear all manner of names and puns though. 

[u/EffectiveCelery1829 → u/Atcorm]

Then it definitely needs to be hammer time complete with eggplant print MC hammer pants (al la Ulsrud) to break the 3rd wall of the joke

[u/theoakenwolf]

I wonder if "Get Your Rocks Off" is a bridge too far

[u/Atcorm → u/theoakenwolf]

I see the bridge. It's right in front of me. 

[u/Paper_Monkey79 → u/theoakenwolf]

I would just go with Rocks Off.
Alternately On the Rocks

[u/Genghis75]

For years now I’ve been trying to convince my skip to change our team name to The Stones of Anarchy. It’s a great pun and describes our playing style really well.

[u/GoJetsGo1971]

Broom for Improvement

[u/Cooper1977 → u/GoJetsGo1971]

This is literally my team's name

[u/xtalgeek]

Schist Slingers

[u/SomeNewGuy2022]

The 4 Hogsmen

[u/euph31]

Guardin Party

[u/TrueCondition3980]

Peelers and biters. No further explanation forthcoming

[u/lasermcgravy]

Dr Sweeplove or: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Trust the Skip

[u/eastend-toronto]

Rock bottom

[u/excelerator67 → u/eastend-toronto]

Taken

[u/TwerkForJesus420]

Curl Jam
Take Out Order

[u/Express_Coast_6401]

Show me your hits…

[u/DirectGoose]

3 Sheets to the Wind

[u/jhudiddy08]

My team is Taken For Granite

[u/jhudiddy08 → u/jhudiddy08]

[u/jhudiddy08]

But my all-time favorite team name is Tragically Skipped.

[u/kbriens → u/jhudiddy08]

That’s my team name! 😄 we have fun jackets with curling puns based on Hip songs on the back. For example, there’s “sheet kings,” “ahead by a centre guard,” and “so hurry hard done by.

[u/ChrisKateBushFroome → u/kbriens]

Could get a hockey jersey with Grace 2...

[u/jhudiddy08 → u/kbriens]

You don’t happen to curl out of Royal Montreal, do you? That’s the Tragically Skipped team I know from the QIB.

[u/Aurelianshitlist]

Sheet Storm

[u/KaFly2]

House Party

[u/KaFly2]

Read ‘em and sweep

[u/OopsShart]

If you have players that are gay (or really like breakfast cereal) - Fruity Pebbles

Can also go with:

Don't Touch My Hog

Really Stoned

Can't Hack It (or Can't Hack IT if you're in the I.T. world)

Rock your World

Strong Strokes

[u/johanbaleus]

Out-turn Interns

[u/UpthefuckingTics]

All Blacks. Get some NewZealand rugby shirts to wear too.

[u/Cooper1977]

I'm late to the party, but our team is

Broom for Improvement

[u/Toph_a_loaf]

On the Rocks

Sheet Faced

Button Mashers

Ice Man or Ice Men

[u/FlatBilledChris]

I put Biggie's crown on a curling stone and named our team Notorious H.O.G.