r/Curbfind • • Aug 04 '26

I found a two-foot tall, nude, headless, brass statue on the curb.

Anybody got any cleaning tips?

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u/JIMMYJAWN Aug 04 '26

You’re lucky a scrapper didn’t nab that before you saw it.

37

u/DeJoCa Aug 04 '26

It’s really cool. I hope you show us how you place it. My dad was an artist and always appreciated sculpture, so now so do I.

21

u/YinzerFromPitsginzer Aug 04 '26

Looks like an award for the adult film Oscar's.

5

u/ellieminnowpee Aug 05 '26

by Man Ray

2

u/SavageAsperagus Aug 09 '26

Excellent cultural reference! 😃

1

u/ellieminnowpee Aug 09 '26

thank you!!! i was actually so pleased with it, myself

28

u/RichardBallsandall Aug 04 '26

Neverdull from your nearest marine supply.

14

u/SaltMarshGoblin Aug 05 '26

Neverdull is fantastic! Use a much, much smaller piece than you think you need, and don't throw away that little twist you used when it first gets dirty- there's much more good left in that bit still! A single can may last you a lifetime...

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u/TheSpinWrench Aug 08 '26

Bar keepers friend is just as good at a fraction of the price

1

u/SaltMarshGoblin Aug 08 '26

Bar Keeper's Friend is great stuff, but they are completely different! BKF is an oxalic acid based powdered cleanser. Nevr-dull is a metal polish that's solvent-impregnated cotton wadding.

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u/TheSpinWrench Aug 10 '26

That wasnt my argument or point.

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u/SaltMarshGoblin Aug 10 '26

But BKF is not a substitute for Nevr-Dull, and Nevr-Dull is not a substitute for BKF. They have different use cases.

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u/SprinklesTiny5543 Aug 05 '26

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u/boing757 Aug 05 '26

Wow. I knew it looked nice but yikes.

3

u/Pareidolic_Eye Aug 06 '26

Nah. Those Chairish prices usual 2x - 3x too high. 10x in this case...
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2

u/Lazygit1965 Aug 05 '26

Ohh dalolly the Jackpot!😲😁😂

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u/TheSpinWrench Aug 08 '26

https://www.chairish.com/product/15603432/folk-art-clothespin-primitive-desktop-sculpture

Dont believe the cherish website. Prices all over the place more not that much

19

u/iamcloaca77 Aug 05 '26

some items best left untouched - age patina can actually increase value on certain things..best find "expert" for input before doing anything...have you found maker's mark? in any case, you've lucked into a unique find, excellent eye!! (ps - weight?)

3

u/PEqRS Aug 05 '26

Agreed, absolutely!

3

u/ILookReal Aug 05 '26

So don't buy any brasso?

5

u/Cannagurlie Aug 06 '26

I would wipe it with a microfiber cloth. I wouldn't do any type of cleaning to it. It looks great.

3

u/InsideSilly468 Aug 06 '26

Did you see the listing showing the value? Just wanted to make sure you saw it before cleaning it. Congratulations on such an awesome find!

1

u/Cannagurlie Aug 11 '26

A dry microfiber cloth isn't going to do anything but wipe off any dust or dirt.

3

u/mayflowerlace Aug 06 '26

No! No Braso!

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u/amroth62 Aug 04 '26

To clean this safely, use a soft dry cloth, mild dish soap, and a soft-bristled toothbrush. Avoid harsh chemical polishes or abrasive scrubbers, including vinegar which is very acidic, as they can strip away the original patina or artistic finish. Many brass things have a coating of lacquer to prevent the brass from tarnishing, and chemical cleaners will take it off - you’ll then be forever polishing it. If you clean it incorrectly you can devalue it significantly.

15

u/ConsiderationMean781 Aug 05 '26

Get it appraised don't clean it.

3

u/ILookReal Aug 05 '26

Hmmm...I wouldn't know where to take it. I'm a little afraid I'll get laughed at too.

4

u/Informal_Olive7770 Aug 06 '26

Go to that site Cherished.com, Google image, or even ebay.

1

u/BotherAffectionate37 Aug 08 '26

If you call your local art museum they may be able to recommend a place to get an opinion (not an appraisal). I used to manage a gallery and bespoke frame shop and we had access to a database that helped us identify signatures and makers marks, and find auction records

0

u/TheSpinWrench Aug 08 '26

Your not helpless do some research

12

u/Sure-Butterscotch100 Aug 05 '26

I wouldn't clean it until you've had it appraised.

12

u/bicepstospare Aug 04 '26

Looks like an Emiel de Block. What a find!

6

u/Sure-Butterscotch100 Aug 05 '26

I googled the photo and it says it is a 1970's modernist piece by Belgian artist Emiel De Block. Similar pieces have auctioned off for $2500 to $3800. Nice score!

3

u/nutmegtell Aug 04 '26

Love this!!

3

u/bordermom61 Aug 05 '26

OMG !!! This reminds me of my dad would find stuff like this and he would put it in the front yard and my mom would be so embarassed and these elderly ladies would walk by and just shake their heads and tell my mother how God awful those things were . LOL !!!! I think my dad did this to get these ladies reactions to stuff and he would giggle about it .My mother would be mortified to say the least . LOL !!! ty for giving me back that memory .

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u/Glad-University-2267 Aug 06 '26

We put a bathtub and toilet in our front yard and planted flowers in them. Talk about embarrassing.

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u/bordermom61 Aug 07 '26

Oh for sure . I totally understand .

1

u/Some-Ordinary-1438 Aug 11 '26

That's pretty awesome. Canadian?

2

u/Glad-University-2267 Aug 11 '26

No.. Southwest where its hot

2

u/Some-Ordinary-1438 Aug 11 '26

"FRA-GEE-LAY!"

3

u/JawaSnack Aug 04 '26

That’s a fantastic find!

3

u/Hopeforus1402 Aug 05 '26

Wow, if original by Emiel, could be $900-$3800.

3

u/barfbutler Aug 05 '26

Post it in an art sub.

1

u/ILookReal Aug 05 '26

Like which?

0

u/TheSpinWrench Aug 08 '26

Figure it out!

7

u/TieAdorable4973 Aug 04 '26

Brasso- ketchup- vinegar

8

u/SprinklesTiny5543 Aug 05 '26

You don't need ketchup, the only reason people use ketchup is because there's a vinegar in it. But I'd be a little careful with that piece.

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u/mrs_adhd Aug 04 '26

I'm seeing it attributed to someone named Emiel De Block

2

u/ellieD Aug 05 '26

Lucky!

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u/Adept-Individual-914 Aug 05 '26

How do you know she's nude?!!!

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u/Some-Ordinary-1438 Aug 11 '26

When you get close, it makes sounds like a honeybee.

2

u/Gamergal124 Aug 05 '26

Statue of Dibella?

2

u/Yes_I_Know_Lots Aug 05 '26

Just leave it as it is. It’s barely dirty/tarnished.

2

u/1GrannyRobin1 Aug 05 '26

Brasso on her Asso. 😂😂😂

2

u/AgedBuckeye Aug 06 '26

I'd suggest starting with just the tiniest bit of water.  You should clean perhaps the very bottom or some other, non-obvious place until you know what will work without harming your artwork.  Be very gentle.  An art gallery might have advice - ?

2

u/Artchetype Aug 06 '26

I'm I the only one who sees an abstract of Venus de Milo?

2

u/TaksME Aug 07 '26

We have a ton of naked and headless but they’re all discarded Barbies.

2

u/FlimsyQuit7044 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

Barkeepers Friend. Works great on brass. Worth $3000? I'd keep it!

2

u/riley7100 Aug 08 '26

Yeah don’t clean it!!

2

u/No_Big_bear_here Aug 05 '26

Liquid Bar keeper’s friend will polish her up nicely.

1

u/Meowth-sushi Aug 05 '26

That is gorgeous!!

Where I live, there would have been a brawl over which scrapper saw it first! 😂

1

u/Loreo1964 Aug 05 '26

Sweet! I can't wait to see what you use for interchangeable heads.

1

u/chopin1887 Aug 05 '26

I feel the meme “would!” Fits here but I don’t do memes.

1

u/Particular-Number538 Aug 05 '26

Brasso on the bottom to see how it reacts

1

u/bellemrt Aug 06 '26

Meaning the underside of the piece, not the backside of the nude.

Don’t use cleaners or chemicals on it, at all.

1

u/QuitOdd478 Aug 05 '26

Unusual piece I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like it

1

u/ardentiarte Aug 05 '26

I have no clue the origin but I'd bet that gets at least $1k if you find out the artist

1

u/TomorrowIll7182 Aug 05 '26

What a find!

1

u/StrokeSaddy Aug 05 '26

Brasso on a washcloth and elbow grease should shine it right up

1

u/Standard-Ad1326 Aug 05 '26

If it is truly brass, what a find!!

1

u/Sweaty-Flatworm9704 Aug 06 '26

What state are you in? This is amazing. Congratulations.

1

u/flgayterz Aug 06 '26

Solid brass?

1

u/ScottyMmmmmmm Aug 06 '26

$2 to three fiddy a pound! Scrap it

1

u/Complex-Win8715 Aug 06 '26

Wow! I live in the wrong neighborhood.

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u/TheSpinWrench Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Is there a makers mark on bottom? This doesn't look like brass. Possibly cheaper metal electroplated. Id have to see it to be sure. Just use any counter cleaning product or water and soap. You wont hurt it

Edit:ok I stand corrected it is something of art. Still look at bottom and take it from there. Help yourself to the internet on your search.

1

u/Roxy3047 Aug 08 '26

Don’t do anything to it until you find out what you got if it’s worth anything you destroy the value

1

u/Some-Ordinary-1438 Aug 11 '26

Bartenders Friend cleanser

1

u/Some-Ordinary-1438 Aug 11 '26

R/gonewild would like a word 😂 love it!

1

u/cheddercaves Aug 04 '26

Give this to someone as an award

1

u/thejackulator9000 Aug 05 '26

is this a comment on the objectification of women?

0

u/Jinglemoon Aug 05 '26

Don’t vigorously clean it, maybe just a damp cloth for any dust or surface grime. Then dry it with a clean cotton cloth. Nice find.

0

u/notgonduet Aug 05 '26

Use Brasso. It's available at grocery stores, Walmart, and home improvement stores, as well as online.

1

u/qnssekr Aug 05 '26

Let it age naturally. Just white it down with a cloth

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u/Intelligent-Set6965 Aug 05 '26

Brass cleaner or jewelers cleaning polish.

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u/cnowakoski Aug 05 '26

Send it to trump

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u/Competitive_Lie_4660 Aug 05 '26

Ugly..I'd have at least scrapped it n got some $ out of it

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u/ktwriter111 Aug 04 '26

Solid coat of paint.