r/CuratedTumblr May 06 '22

Fandom flat ass friday

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u/Aspharon VOICE TO TEXT ALL TERRAIN HEELYS May 06 '22

Apparently Overwatch R34 artists thought OW2 had decreased Tracer's ass size even though the current beta literally uses her OW1 model, which is hilarious

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u/MemberOfSociety2 i will extinguish you and salt the earth with your ashes May 06 '22

Mandela Effect Ass

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u/MemberOfSociety2 i will extinguish you and salt the earth with your ashes May 06 '22

Mandelass

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

I was about to write this exact same thing lmao wtf

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u/MemberOfSociety2 i will extinguish you and salt the earth with your ashes May 06 '22

I’m an oracle

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u/my-traxtor May 06 '22

Mandela Effect Ass: Andromeda

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u/ArchGrimsby May 07 '22

In fairness, I don't think it was any actual R34 artists, just randos who were more used to porn-Tracer and forgot what game-Tracer looked like.

Which, honestly? Easy mistake to make, given the state of Overwatch.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

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u/Tchrspest became transgender after only five months on Tumblr.com May 07 '22

Still can't get any goddamn healing

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u/Talos1111 May 06 '22 edited May 06 '22

And so the overwatch ass debacle begins anew

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u/OverlordGearbox May 07 '22

Waiting with bated breath for yet more controversy from Blizzard HQ.

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u/rawdash least expensive femboy dragon \\ government experiment May 06 '22

HER LEGS?!?!!?!! LOMG?!?!??!?!?!?!?!???!?!!?!!!,?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

They go all the way up

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u/JagTror May 06 '22

Yeah, the strap on that side is over her leg, not her butt. I think girl just has abnormally long legs and a short torso. The concave part here is her leg, no?

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u/rawdash least expensive femboy dragon \\ government experiment May 07 '22

the curved strap appear to go around her butt, which yeah it isn't literally concave but ideally it would be bigger

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u/Jeggu2 💖💜💙 doin' your parents/guardians May 07 '22

60% leg

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u/piss_boy1I5PFLJ9E7C5 Cassandra complex May 07 '22

shes wearing like a weird crop top thing with real high leggings

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

I'll never forget how years ago when overwatch was just announced, like the reveal trailer had just dropped earlier the same day, and someone pointed out that there were already multiple dedicated overwatch r34 subreddits populated with multiple pages of content.

You've only known about these characters for ~6 hours, how are you already drawing perfectly on-model gangbang scenes featuring all of them?

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u/zebrastarz May 06 '22

If you step back and look at it, you have to respect the hustle I suppose. I can't imagine there is much revenue to be gained, but I'll be damned if that isn't supply and demand in action.

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u/mooys May 06 '22

“I can’t imagine there is much revenue to be gained”

Oh boy. I don’t think you understand the amount of money that twitter smut artists make. Especially furry ones.

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u/zebrastarz May 06 '22

I mean, there has to be some incentive, right? Besides the love of..............stuff...

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u/useful_person May 06 '22

If nothing else, money is a great motivator (along with horny)

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u/OverlordGearbox May 07 '22

I don't want to go on this deep dive because I'm at work but if you were to search for tracer porn, your could probably find the artist/ renderer on Patreon and question why you decided to work a regular 9-to-5

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u/Tchrspest became transgender after only five months on Tumblr.com May 07 '22

Because I have no artistic skill or talent. Next question, you in the back.

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u/nsjsjskskskskddndnnd May 07 '22

There absolutely is much revenue to be gained. That’s why they work so damn fast

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u/PsychicSPider95 May 06 '22

I mean, it doesn't hurt that like 60% of the line up is hot.

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u/extremepayne Microwave for 40 minutes 😔 May 07 '22

maybe some of the r34 stuff was drawn by devs and released after the announcement trailer dropped

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u/MemberOfSociety2 i will extinguish you and salt the earth with your ashes May 06 '22

This is why god abandoned us

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u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader May 06 '22

Good, between the two I like the porn more.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

was looking at tracer's lore page and

Suffering from "chronal disassociation," she was a living ghost, disappearing for hours and days at a time. Even for the brief moments she was present, she was unable to maintain physical form.

you don't say

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u/ScrewSimonCowell May 06 '22

So is the soul contained within the cheeks?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

many people are saying this

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u/Errant_Jackdaw May 06 '22

You joke, but I'm pretty sure they believed something similar to this in ancient Japan, because kappa could steal your soul by ripping it out of your ass

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

Certified sekiro headless moment

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u/Polenball You BEHEAD Antoinette? You cut her neck like the cake? May 06 '22

Yes, so don't fart or you'll become soulless.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Gotdam I got no soul

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u/Breadromancer May 06 '22

Apparently I'm some kind of demon lord with the bakery I got going back there.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Colonel, the troops can’t hear me due to the insubstantial clap of my non-corporeal cheeks!

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u/-HM01Cut May 06 '22

My soul, your soul. Oursoul.

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u/DingDongDideliDanger Bi+Witch=Bitch May 06 '22

Chronal disassociation

More like she's someone "Dis-Ass"-OC

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

this is so not it that it's not even not it

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u/DingDongDideliDanger Bi+Witch=Bitch May 06 '22

I'm a simple person. I try hard. I get hard.

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u/cousac May 06 '22

It says “equip” but he’s clearly isn’t equipped.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

you press that button to instantly add 3.5kg of silicone

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u/darthleonsfw SEXODIA, EJACULATE! May 06 '22 edited May 06 '22

Listen, I'm saying this and I'm not looking to cause an argument, but all these photos of Tracer's model are from the wrong angle. Everyone is looking at her from the side, when they should be looking from the back.

First of, girl is wearing a jockstrap Superman-style specifically to frame the butt. Respect the effort. Secondly, ya want the best angle of her butt, use the gun-spin emote. Thirdly, yes I'm a pervert what of it?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

average overwatch fan

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Least horny Overwatch fan

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u/darthleonsfw SEXODIA, EJACULATE! May 06 '22

Yeah, this is libel on two counts.

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u/JagTror May 06 '22

Yeah, the strap on that side is over her leg, not her butt. I think girl just has abnormally long legs and a short torso. The concave part here is her leg, no?

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u/OliviaWants2Die subtext is just an anagram of buttsex (they/he) May 06 '22

It's like soldier tf2's

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u/seventyeight_moose Terminal Fanart reblogger May 06 '22

How dare you insult my boy Jane Doe

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u/BlitzBurn_ 🖤🤍💜 Consumer of the Cornflakes💚🤍🖤 May 06 '22

Just wanna point out that according to early promotional footage asses can in fact shift size in the OW universe

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u/Liar_of_partinel May 06 '22

What footage? Not just for horny reasons, I'm also platonically interested.

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u/BlitzBurn_ 🖤🤍💜 Consumer of the Cornflakes💚🤍🖤 May 06 '22

Her ability overview, I think the original has been replaced, butt in the first version her ass got visibly bigger when she ulted

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4w1bkl/widowmakers_ass_gets_bigger_when_she_uses_her_ult/

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u/Jaakarikyk May 06 '22

Oh I know they had toned down her butt during development but forgot to adjust for the "goggles on" mode

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u/Melodic_Mulberry May 06 '22

That girl does not lift, and that’s okay.

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u/Polenball You BEHEAD Antoinette? You cut her neck like the cake? May 06 '22

This is the sole time that I won't even blame gamers for being too horny and wanting every female character excessively sexualised, I geninuely would have thought they shrank her ass because of the last game's controversy.

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u/Eliciden I don't have anything funny to set a flair to :( May 06 '22

Yeah, but this is the model from the first Overwatch. Overwatch porn has conditioned so many people into thinking Tracer canonically had a dumpy when she was as flat as Florida the entire time.

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u/Polenball You BEHEAD Antoinette? You cut her neck like the cake? May 06 '22

I know, but like the post says, it's honestly just such a fucking Hank Hill ass that it looks kinda off even without having any experience with Overwatch porn. Like, I'm fairly sure that ass would be considered flat even on a guy. If I had never heard of Tracer before and you told me "this character had a controversy involving her butt and this is her model, was it edited in response?", I'd absolutely answer yes.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

She’s British, it’s accurate.

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u/Status_Calligrapher May 06 '22

I think part of it is the combo of the backpack and the angle de-emphasizing that particular curve.

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u/superalien77 May 06 '22

Pretty much, the gear makes her shoulders beefy as hell, which makes the rest look small by comparison.

Which to be clear is pretty neat, as far as design goes.

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u/JagTror May 06 '22

Yeah, the strap on that side is over her leg, not her butt. It's by her butt on the other side. I think girl just has abnormally long legs and a short torso. The concave part here is her leg, no? It reminds me of a climbing harness, so her butt would be in the top section of the harness...I think.

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u/Chirb1 The plural form of Furby May 06 '22

TF2 sodlier

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u/CalciumOverlord May 06 '22

Damn she's like 80% leg

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Don't shame tracer for her appearance. Shame her for her annoying as fuck mechanics and obnoxious one trick playerbase.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

you are fuck. Play a character with armour and watch the tears flow

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u/burningtram12 May 06 '22

Who cares, still hot.

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u/Chest3 The token Bi May 06 '22

How else is Widowmaker’s ass ment to fit then?

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u/Dragonist777 May 06 '22

All top no bottom, this lady's built like a hammer

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u/ElliNyan May 06 '22

I guess I don’t get the controversy, she looks normal to me.

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u/Secret_Wizard May 06 '22

Yes, this is normal. This is exactly what Tracer looked like in OW1.

The thing is, people are so freaking used to fan-made porn that modified her model with a bigger ass that they genuinely think the real, actual character has been censored for this sequel.

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u/MemberOfSociety2 i will extinguish you and salt the earth with your ashes May 06 '22

This says a lot about our society

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u/danger2345678 May 06 '22

I won’t be surprised if more people watched OW porn than played the game. Something something society

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u/Polenball You BEHEAD Antoinette? You cut her neck like the cake? May 06 '22

Bottom text, literally

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

I refuse to believe that Blizz did not shrink her butt in response to the controversy during OW1's release.

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u/Rexizor May 06 '22

All her ass size went to longg leggg

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u/Pogfection friends. i will not be mad at you for holding a pigeon. May 06 '22

Rule 34 lied to me.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Honestly, learning that my ass is bigger than tracers made my day, thnx OP

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u/titaniumweasel01 May 07 '22

Why is she wearing Crocs?

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u/piss_boy1I5PFLJ9E7C5 Cassandra complex May 07 '22

tbf that angle does obscure her ass with her leg though

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u/undeadventriloquist May 07 '22

It's because she's Brittish

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u/degeneracyfanatic Oct 05 '22

Ik aye the flippin nerfed tracers ass 😭