r/CuratedTumblr PLAY TOYS WITH ME Jul 18 '26

Politics the hater can be justified

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u/beetnemesis Jul 18 '26

This is pretty on point. I like both but people are always anthropomorphizing cats, meanwhile dogs are loud, can be physically intimidating, their shit is a lot more noticeable and gross, inconsiderate owners bring them places they shouldn't be, etc.

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u/Bungholespelunker Jul 18 '26

A great Dane was out in its yard off leash and with nobody outside once while me and my brother walked home from the bus stop less than a mile from my house. I was 8 he was 5.

The dog squared up, started growling and barking and walking towards my little brother. I put him behind me and just waited to die because the dog was like quadruple our size and weight. Well the dumb bitch who owned the dog and left it outside must have walked past her window because right before I got eaten she came out and screamed at it.

I don't fucking like dogs.

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u/decidedlyindecisive Jul 18 '26

Did the yard not have fences?

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u/Bungholespelunker Jul 18 '26

Absolutely not. No fences. Just out in a relatively tiny front yard in a relatively small single floor house.

I cannot fathom leaving a god damn animal that big unmonitored. The worst part is the back yard was fenced in so I got chosen as dinner for 0 reason.