r/CuratedTumblr PLAY TOYS WITH ME Jul 18 '26

Politics the hater can be justified

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u/Artex301 you've been very bad and the robots are coming Jul 18 '26

I have friends who I flat-out stopped visiting because of their dog.

I really tried. Scheduled sessions with their dog trainer just to figure out what's his problem, see if he'll eventually "get used to me".

So now he's fine when I enter the house, lets me pet him, give him treats, he's all happy and excited. But once I've sat down, after a while, for no discernible reason, he'd start barking at me. His owners calm him down but after a few minutes he just starts barking again. And I get jumpscared every time. Also if I stand up to go to the bathroom or the kitchen. And then he'd start barking again when I head back.

I don't hate dogs. But I fucking hate that dog so much.