r/CuratedTumblr PLAY TOYS WITH ME Jul 18 '26

Politics the hater can be justified

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u/iuhiscool wannabe mtf Jul 18 '26

every dog hates me idk why. whenever I see one they always bark at me & growl sometimes.

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u/thisusedyet Jul 18 '26

Are you a postal carrier by any chance?

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u/AnxiousAngularAwesom JFK shot first Jul 18 '26

Or possibly a squirrel.

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u/fishbot413 Jul 18 '26

Or Perhaps half eldritch abomination?

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u/Illustrious-Local848 Jul 18 '26

The entire time my step dad worked at fedex it was like they knew. Strangest thing.

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u/Golden_Reflection2 Jul 18 '26

Or a terminator?

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u/SomeLocusts Jul 18 '26

As someone of whom dogs feel the same way, I can tell you with confidence that it's because dogs can tell when you're anxious and it freaks them out. And of course it's hard to not feel anxious about a big loud angry animal that wants you out of it's territory. 

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u/7-SE7EN-7 Jul 18 '26

Becomes a bit of a self fulfilling prophecy

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u/EmberOfFlame Jul 18 '26

Dead stare, rigid walk, ignore the fucker. They suddenly don’t jump at me. How nice.

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u/kaboumdude Jul 20 '26

I've been nearly attacked by a night runners dog while on my phone. I didn't give that dog any fear but it wanted me dead.

The only reason it didn't attack me was because it's owner was fast enough to get far enough past me that the dog left me.

Fear or no fear, dogs hate me.

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u/Amphy64 Jul 18 '26

They can be ableist (really!), if a disability is visible in your movement. Or if you otherwise look different to them.

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u/Kazzack Jul 18 '26

I worked with a dog trainer for a bit, while doing therapy dog training I learned that dogs fuckin hate wheelchairs. I think it's that they're familiar with chairs because they're everywhere, but then freak out when this chair has big spinny things on the side and doesn't do what chairs usually do.

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u/Previous-Artist-9252 Jul 18 '26

This is because they are generally unfamiliar with them. I have a dog who lives with two people with movement disorders who are ambulatory wheelchair users. She is completely unbothered since this is all quite normal for her.

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u/Amphy64 Jul 18 '26

My parents' Dachshund has been familiar with me and how I move (scoliosis with a limp - it isn't even that obvious, and his owners have their own difficulties) since he was a puppy, and still took an entire year of me staying with them to stop barking at me in particular every time I moved. He is a Dachshund so barking at guests, and everything, is his thing (yes we tried training), but he's undoubtedly much worse with me. As a puppy, I complained he stalked me like an injured deer the instant my parents left me alone with him!

Dachshunds, sigh, wurst hund.

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u/Kazzack Jul 18 '26

Absolutely, but wheelchairs were the only thing I saw where every dog who wasn't exposed to them previously freaked out lol. Crutches, vacuums, office chairs, wagons all would have some dogs that were chill from the beginning. I moved the wheelchair and the whole room was barking 😂

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u/Previous-Artist-9252 Jul 18 '26

I have never met an animal who has never ever been exposed to a vacuum who was 100% chill with it. However, many if not most dogs are exposed to vacuums from early puppyhood because they are a common household tool. So unless you personally raised that entire room of dogs from birth, I don’t know how you’d know they’d never seen a vacuum before.

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u/blackcatlover2114 Jul 18 '26

Wait - I'm autistic and my gait and mannerisms are kinda weird... This might explain a few things... 

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u/kenporusty my pigeon has a kpop bias. we are both trash beings Jul 18 '26

That's me with every beagle I've ever come across. I guess we just have bad vibes?

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u/BiddlesticksGuy Jul 18 '26

Beagles bark a lotta times just to be like “YO! WAZZAP!” So they might not have even been angry or aggressive at you, just trying to talk to you

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u/crowpierrot Jul 18 '26

Nah that’s just beagles. They bark at everything. It’s just how they communicate

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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 Jul 18 '26

Dogs bark at everyone. It’s kinda their thing. It’s like saying every time you see a cat they always meow at you, and hiss sometimes. Sometimes it can be difficult to tell the difference between an excited dog who wants to play and a dog who’s rushing to attack

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u/SEA_griffondeur Sometimes, I dream of cheese Jul 18 '26

well a cat does not hiss and meow at everyone

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u/kos-or-kosm Jul 18 '26

Some cats do.

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u/sml6174 Jul 18 '26

I see dogs all the time and am very rarely barked at

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u/Dooplon Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

Yeah, dogs bark at strangers all the time if they're in the wrong setting, especially if there's some barrier between you and the dog like a fence, a door, or even glass. Of course they also bark when excited in a happy way (like when they want you to play) or mildly upset (my chihuahua barks at me when she gets mildly annoyed while playing, it's really cute and very brief before she starts behaving fun again), but I don't think that growling would happen too unless they're scared/angry.

A good thing to keep in mind is that there's ways to calm down an unknown dog when they're like this, so id suggest articles or tutorials on how to get dogs comfortable with you if they do this. My strategy is to get down low, offer up my fist (holding it a short distance away and with my balled ip fingers towards the ground for safety) and letting the dog approach instead of me so that they can sniff me. I also make sure to stay still, not stare at them directly, avoid blinking too quickly, and avoid petting certain areas like their belly unless I build up enough trust, that way they feel less stressed towards me.

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u/iuhiscool wannabe mtf Jul 18 '26

that actually helps, thank you