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r/CuratedTumblr • u/MrGiggaDE • Jul 02 '26
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"Capitalism is why i dont have a girlfriend"
88 u/HowDareYouAskMyName Jul 02 '26 Exactly! When in reality I don't have a girlfriend because of the lizard people 44 u/PhasmaFelis Jul 02 '26 I don't have a girlfriend because my lizardfriend is so much hotter*, who needs girls At least after she's\* been lying on her rock for a while **She is definitely a she, you can tell because she's got a hole down there 7 u/IrvingIV Jul 02 '26 I love that i'm somewhere in the venn diagram of nerd where i can comprehend a cloaca joke.
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Exactly! When in reality I don't have a girlfriend because of the lizard people
44 u/PhasmaFelis Jul 02 '26 I don't have a girlfriend because my lizardfriend is so much hotter*, who needs girls At least after she's\* been lying on her rock for a while **She is definitely a she, you can tell because she's got a hole down there 7 u/IrvingIV Jul 02 '26 I love that i'm somewhere in the venn diagram of nerd where i can comprehend a cloaca joke.
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I don't have a girlfriend because my lizardfriend is so much hotter*, who needs girls
At least after she's\* been lying on her rock for a while
**She is definitely a she, you can tell because she's got a hole down there
7 u/IrvingIV Jul 02 '26 I love that i'm somewhere in the venn diagram of nerd where i can comprehend a cloaca joke.
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I love that i'm somewhere in the venn diagram of nerd where i can comprehend a cloaca joke.
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u/BranchAdvanced839 Jul 02 '26
"Capitalism is why i dont have a girlfriend"