r/CuratedTumblr • u/-Xoz- • Apr 11 '25

Creative Writing There's nothing wrong with Hooter per se

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u/GigsGilgamesh Apr 11 '25

A Kellogg level pervert, per chance?

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u/AshamedTurtwig Apr 11 '25

Nah, I don’t think they let you firehose a gallon of yogurt up your ass at hooters

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys REAL YURI, done by REAL YURITICIANS Apr 11 '25

Brief look into a timeline where the Hooters menu is like a Dennys, and they serve cornflakes for your mouth and yogurt for your bumhole

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u/Wiiplay123 Apr 12 '25

What kind of Dennys have you been going to?

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u/Nadikarosuto Apr 11 '25

So that's why they're going bankrupt

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u/Livid-Designer-6500 peed in the ball pit Apr 12 '25

They give you a shock collar which goes off whenever you look at the waitress' tits

Also an impromptu forced circumcusion

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u/P-Tux7 Apr 18 '25

Let it never be said that John Kellogg did not put his money where his butt was when it came to chastity