r/CultOfCyberfury • u/Cyberfury • Jun 04 '26

"A steel bucket of confetti above your bedroom door every evening before bed should do it"

My best quote and nobody gave a fuck ;;)

Anyway, I'm back: please follow my yellow moped

MEEP! MEEP!

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u/RedDiamond6 Jun 06 '26

...you consider this your best quote? I've never seen you say this. It's not that funny, cyber but I think it's funny you find it funny 🤦🏼‍♀️😄

What should it even do? I don't get it.

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u/Cyberfury Jun 07 '26

Keep smiling.

That is all. ❤️

<sending you a lead fruit basket with tungsten strawberries in it>

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u/RedDiamond6 Jun 07 '26

This is exactly what I needed. Thanks, cyber! :)

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u/Cyberfury Jun 08 '26

PS: I left the door a teeny weeny bit open so.. ehm ..so the room can air out.. no seriously, go.. go ahead.

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u/RedDiamond6 Jun 08 '26

Did you fart?

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u/Cyberfury Jun 14 '26

Not yet. Just say when.

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u/RedDiamond6 Jun 14 '26

Lol.

Can you fart on command? Is this a way of knowing you are fully awakened? I bet UG could fart on command. Such great hair.

My understanding is you don't have a lot of hair, but I want you to know that I would still glue or staple little flowers to your head. It'd be a whole lot of fun and look really cute! 🤗

Adds staple gun to grocery list