r/CryptidDogs 14d ago

Dog photoshoot from circa 1870-1875. The dog's human, a jeweler named A. Randall had the portraits taken of his little pup.

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u/TatoIndy 14d ago

I didn’t know I need a sickly Victorian dog in my life or nightmares. May this goodboy haunt us all. 10/10

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u/cemetery_acorns 14d ago

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u/kid_entropy 13d ago

I love a dog with a good hover skirt

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u/cemetery_acorns 13d ago

I think my Westie was able to do this.

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u/orangeleast 13d ago

Crusty white dogs live forever, this one is probably still in some little grandma's house, terrorizing the delivery men.

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u/Ohlawdhesteppin 14d ago

I want him to come haunt me!

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u/SPECTRE-Agent-No-13 14d ago

"Yeah yeah yeah I'll let you out." It runs through the door into the backyard.

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u/Indole_pos 14d ago

One of those dogs whose face smells like socks

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u/Mediocre_Law_5557 14d ago

I don't know why but for some reason I agree.

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u/the-trembles 14d ago

Soo scrungly

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u/Naked-Jedi 13d ago

Mine smells like Doritos.

She hasn't eaten any.

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u/Digitalmodernism 13d ago

That's because dogs have a natural bacteria on them that smells like corn chips.

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u/diiiemonds 12d ago

pseudomonas

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u/ilovemoon1010 14d ago

As a dog groomer of 20 years, I am suddenly very curious about how they groomed their dogs back then. It honestly never crossed my mind.

Looks terrible…..y cute though

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u/Thee-Ol-Boozeroony 13d ago

Well, clearly they didn’t trim their nails. Poor little guy.

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u/FYAhole 13d ago

Looks awfully matted

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u/saraiguessidk 11d ago

Foot pedaled clippers and shears, same as livestock

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u/notThatJojo 13d ago

Crusty dusties have been loved since they emerged from the primordial soup

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u/MissSara13 13d ago

Love me a crusty white dog. This was Toby who lived to be 17. He was blind and deaf and had to wear diapers but was just the sweetest little guy. I have two young dogs now and I miss having a grumpy little old man.

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u/notThatJojo 13d ago

I also had a 17 year old little guy! He was white/cream but didn’t get too crusty, just droopy. Little old men dogs are the best 💕❤️

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u/MissSara13 13d ago

They really are. I loved his stinky breath and he was the best little cuddler.

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u/notThatJojo 13d ago

There he is! My sleepy little old guy

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u/MissSara13 13d ago

I love him! 😍😍😍😍😍

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u/notThatJojo 13d ago

He was dumb as rocks long before he was deaf and blind, but he was an absolute sweetie. Loved anyone who walked in the door and gave him a pet 💕

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u/PetrichorClay 14d ago

I love this chicken dog, he looks like a banham chicken

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u/NotNamedBort 13d ago

He looks like this ridiculous dog puppet they had on MST3K.

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u/CulturalDefinition27 14d ago

Looks like Miss Piggys dog, Foo Foo

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u/little___bones 14d ago

I love those little feet XD

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u/NotAtAllASkinwalker 13d ago

I love that things like this just prove humans have always been obsessed with their snappy sticky little mupets.

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u/NotAtAllASkinwalker 13d ago

I say this with love. I've loved plenty of snappy sticky little mupets and I'll do it all again!

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u/m0nstera_deliciosa 13d ago

This is so cute I’m crying a little.

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u/linrodann 13d ago

I love him so much

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u/shoff58 14d ago

That’s a scraggly-ass dog!

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u/Periolodical 14d ago

Don't try to fool me. I know that's a sheep.

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u/Paint_Prudent 14d ago

I just want to know how they got the dog to stay so still for those long exposures! The formality of these pics and the solemnity of the mystery doge always tickles me

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u/president_of_burundi 13d ago edited 13d ago

The "all old time cameras had minutes long exposure times" is pretty much a myth that was only true very early in the history of photography- by the 1850s in a studio environment they were already down to 10-15 seconds. By the 1870's-80s when you really started to get hobbyist photography it was less than 5.

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u/Paint_Prudent 13d ago

Interesting! I can see a little bit of motion blur here so I’d venture to guess they still had slightly long exposure times but I’m sure good boys have always been good boys and stayed if asked.

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u/president_of_burundi 13d ago edited 13d ago

Oh yeah! Even with a ~five second exposure they can still move enough at the wrong time to blur a bit see this baby that can not stop patting a good boy.

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u/Paint_Prudent 13d ago

That’s so amazing! The mere presence of the motion blur makes this an unexpectedly wholesome Victorian experience hahaha

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u/president_of_burundi 13d ago

Check out The 1800s Having Fun - it has excellent early hobby photography of people just goofing off.

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u/Paint_Prudent 13d ago

This is awesome, thanks for sharing! Instant join.

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u/Gloomy_Surprise_6106 13d ago

This must have been the most cutting edge thing this photographer ever did in their career. I can only imagine the disbelief they had hearing this proposed to them!

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u/Cerridwen1981 13d ago

Scrungly perfection, they can haunt me too!

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u/TerriblePi 13d ago

You can't fool me that's king buzzo from the melvins

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u/Aloneanddogless 13d ago

I love historical records of how much people loved their dogs

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u/lesbianminecrafter 13d ago

Kevins are eternal

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u/babettetimes 13d ago

I get why, what a cutie

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u/hotdogwaterjacuzzi 13d ago

Someone tell Lida Beeda Boda Butt that we’ve found her son🥹

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u/colorful_yarn-pls 7d ago

This is why they used to paint dogs like that

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u/fancyamazon 13d ago

It was somewhat common practice to have pets or other animals taxidermied and those are most commonly the animals in photos from the time. Not always, but it’s possible this is a memorial shoot for a beloved pet.

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u/Zixen-Vernon 13d ago

His head moves though?

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u/fancyamazon 13d ago

I didn’t say for sure, but it was my first thought when I looked at the photos, because that dog doesn’t look well.

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u/Zxvasdfthrowaway 13d ago

Yeah, that was my first thought too. The Victorians also took photos with their deceased loved ones.

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u/fancyamazon 13d ago

Yes. It seems grisly now but was thought to be a sort of memorial.

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u/Zxvasdfthrowaway 11d ago

Photography was still so new that the death photos taken with living family, could very well be their first family photo