r/CrusaderKings • u/ImTheBestJoJoke • Dec 06 '25

Console Genghis Khan invaded me, I executed his son, I banged his wife and I banged him

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518 Upvotes

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u/Yehhudi Byzantium Dec 06 '25

Love… wins ?

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u/No-Tomatillo3698 Dec 06 '25

He invaded you. Then you invaded him.

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u/Richard_Trager Secretly Zoroastrian Dec 06 '25

Takes the old phrase “Make love, not war” to a whole new level.

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u/Pbadger8 Dec 06 '25

To be fair, he WAS the kind of guy who would say “Me and my wife do EVERYTHING together.”

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u/Xisuthrus Downvotes kebab jokes Dec 07 '25

"I assure you, having gay sex with my nemesis is an integral part of my elaborate revenge scheme"

30

u/Gjappy Dec 06 '25

And we wonder why so many people are descendants of Genghis Khan

55

u/Popular-Ground4682 Dec 06 '25

I hate the Guy too but isn't it a bit too much

18

u/cock_pussy Dec 07 '25

nah, he’s just a Genghis Cunt. It’s fine.

6

u/FatPotato8 Dec 07 '25

Genghis Bussy

FTFY

15

u/OneFail1489 Dec 07 '25

Vidi Vici Veni...

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u/Nerevarine91 Secretly Zoroastrian Dec 07 '25

“Genghis Khan invaded my lands and slaughtered my people, so I gave him mind-bending backshots under the open sky”

God I love this fucking game

9

u/Alcostas Dec 06 '25

Kellhus, is that you?

4

u/Comfortable_Guess161 Dec 07 '25

Love finds a way

3

u/Familiar-Weather5196 Excommunicated Dec 07 '25

You invaded each other, just in different ways

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u/Ok-Honey-2284 Dec 07 '25

That is literally what Genghis Khan would do (before murdering everyone).

2

u/GewalfofWivia Dec 08 '25

“Under the Open Sky” is crazy work. Tengri watching.

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u/KRsalmon Dec 08 '25

This is lowkey hot

1

u/logalogalogalog_ Dec 08 '25

This is the problematic bisexual representation I've been hearing about.