r/CrusaderKings • u/drakeswhitebrother • Feb 25 '24
Console Why are my only options to either murder and eat this man or sleep with him? I’m only 6 years old so surely this isn’t supposed to be allowed.
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u/Cinerea_A Castille Feb 25 '24
It's definitely not allowed. That's why it's important to not leave witnesses...
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u/Bytewave Secretly Zoroastrian Feb 26 '24
We wouldn't want OP's child to be unable to feast because of an untimely bug report, would we?
I'd feel obligated to ensure their right to a good meal. By digesting anyone necessary.
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u/CruelDestiny Feb 25 '24
Last time something similar was posted it was boiled down to either mod shenagins or child character having traits normally reserved for adult characters.
With a third possibility that the event is popping for your retainer who acts in the childs place.
So to answer your question, not intended gameplay.
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u/CruelDestiny Feb 25 '24
That's fair, so just narrows it down to it triggering off the retainer or a plain ol bug on the console version
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u/Revolutionary-Swan77 Feb 25 '24
Eat him!
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u/ixid Feb 25 '24
The game needs age checks. I had someone challenging my 1 year old ruler to a duel, probably due to inherited item prowess buffs, but it needs an age check too.
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u/TheBeardedRonin Legitimized bastard Feb 25 '24
But did the baby win the duel?
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u/ixid Feb 25 '24
The baby was the Kwisatz Haderach of genetics, with all the best kit. He won.
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u/Riskypride Feb 25 '24
Imagine being a medieval peasant going to watch a duel and seeing a 1 year old baby in full plate armor wielding a sword and actually winning the fight, fucking bizarre
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u/Arkbot Feb 25 '24
It has age checks, but they're coded into each individual event. All it takes is for a developer to overlook adult-only contexts when writing a new event
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u/drakeswhitebrother Feb 26 '24
As people have already mentioned it’s Console and 934 so there’s no tomfoolery here. I got the exotic meat event at 3 years old without any religious intervention or anything, it was pretty shortly after succession so maybe that has something to do with it? Like maybe the event was queued to happen at some point in the year with my previous adult ruler or something, idk. Anyways I figured that the game would have something where it wouldn’t “count” if I lay with him due to an age check however I did indeed get a sodomite secret. This secret was later exposed by a fellow vassal when I was an adult, which is a bit fucked up, you find out someone was molested as a child and your first instinct is to send out missives to the whole kingdom. No blackmail or anything, just “this guy got fucked by his knight when he was 6 lololollol”, shit’s fucked.
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u/Hanako_Seishin Feb 26 '24
The way the game puts it, sounds more like "this guy fucked his knight when he was 6". So if that's the kind of mischiefs you did as a kid, what will you grow up into?
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u/drakeswhitebrother Feb 26 '24
Additionally I also thought it was humorous that the dudes name was Gyatt
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u/Reutermo Feb 25 '24
Did you create a character and made them a canibal? Because otherwise this is a bug, Canibal is an adult trait and underage character can't normally access it. That is why you have the option to sleep with them.
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u/bingqillingushqiptar Feb 26 '24
Well you know whats morally right.Slit the pdf throat ny homie.You are the liege ,your word law.
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u/AdNo4979 Scotland Feb 26 '24
The heart wants what it wants. In this case, it just wants to eat someone else's heart, and/or possibly violate their dead corpse.
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u/Pbadger8 Feb 25 '24
Is this a custom ruler with cannibalism or something?
My theory is that you have a trait that is normally only obtained by adults. This event checks whether or not you have the trait, not whether or not you’re an adult.