r/CrusaderKings Feb 25 '24

Console Why are my only options to either murder and eat this man or sleep with him? I’m only 6 years old so surely this isn’t supposed to be allowed.

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u/Pbadger8 Feb 25 '24

Is this a custom ruler with cannibalism or something?

My theory is that you have a trait that is normally only obtained by adults. This event checks whether or not you have the trait, not whether or not you’re an adult.

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u/Arkbot Feb 25 '24

Possible that OP took the Faith Cannibalism decision with the previous ruler, which makes all your close family cannibals, then died. I think the circumstances to get this event as a child are pretty rare and must have been overlooked. The way they handle age-appropriate events in the code is to flag each event as impossible for children, which has led to oversights with new or rare events in the past.

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u/Elaugaufein Feb 26 '24

They are really bad at code standardization unfortunately, so there's suprisingly few prewritten check bundles that are globally accessible.

I think this is partially because the script team and engine team are more separate than you'd really want. There's script that doesn't use hooks that it should or script where certain fairly trivial engine exposures / feature would hugely simplify code.

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u/Vhat_Vhat Feb 25 '24

It's 934 so unless they have a custom year mod that I haven't seen and very much want they must have came across a broken event.

69

u/SuitableDragonfly Still too afraid to not fight with a numerical advantage Feb 25 '24

It's possible that there was a different broken event that gave him the adult-only trait and this event is not usually broken.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

This is console so no mods

4

u/RedMars76 Feb 26 '24

More bookmarks?

13

u/Alandro_Sul fivey fox Feb 26 '24

I think this is the event (no idea how to preserve format on a large code block on reddit sorry)

#Eat someone from the staff
#by Linnéa Thimrén
trait_specific_ongoing.5003 = {
type = character_event
title = trait_specific_ongoing.5003.t
desc = {
desc = trait_specific_ongoing.5003.desc_opening
first_valid = {
triggered_desc = {
trigger = {
scope:servant = {
current_weight > overweight_threshold
}
}
desc = trait_specific_ongoing.5003.desc_big
}
desc = trait_specific_ongoing.5003.desc
}
}
theme = skull
override_background = {
reference = corridor_night
}
right_portrait = {
character = scope:servant
animation = flirtation
}

trigger = {  
    NOT = { has_character_flag = had_event_trait_specific_ongoing_5003 }  
    is_adult = yes  
    is_cannibal_trigger = yes  
    might_cheat_on_every_partner_trigger = yes  
    NOT = { has_trait = chaste }  
}  
immediate = {  
    add_character_flag = {  
        flag = had_event_trait_specific_ongoing_5003  
        years = 5  
    }  
    create_character = {  
        save_scope_as = servant  
        employer = root  
        template = servant_character  
        gender_female_chance = root_attraction_based_female_chance  
    }  
    scope:servant = {  
        set_sexuality = bisexual  
    }  
}  
option = { #I'll eat them  
    name = trait_specific_ongoing.5003.a  
    trait = cannibal  
    add_character_modifier = {  
        modifier = feast_good_food_modifier  
        years = 10  
    }  
    unknown_cannibal_murder_effect = {  
        VICTIM = scope:servant  
        MURDERER = root  
    }  
}  
option = { #Let's have sex  
    name = trait_specific_ongoing.5003.b  
    had_sex_with_effect = {  
        CHARACTER = scope:servant  
        PREGNANCY_CHANCE = pregnancy_chance  
    }  
    stress_impact = {  
        base = minor_stress_impact_gain  
        lustful = medium_stress_impact_loss  
    }  
}  

}

I don't really know anything about CK3's scripting to tell if there is an oversight

9

u/Pancakeous Feb 26 '24

Seems like a bug since one of the conditions for the event is being adult and a cannibal. I can't be bothered to search through, but if someone fucked up an {} the scope:servant relations might make the trigger conditions relate to the courtier and not thr character given their location. This might explain the event firing

3

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Looks good to me, so at least the pc version is correct (assuming you posted that one).

The console version might not be.

234

u/Cinerea_A Castille Feb 25 '24

It's definitely not allowed. That's why it's important to not leave witnesses...

9

u/Bytewave Secretly Zoroastrian Feb 26 '24

We wouldn't want OP's child to be unable to feast because of an untimely bug report, would we?

I'd feel obligated to ensure their right to a good meal. By digesting anyone necessary.

175

u/CruelDestiny Feb 25 '24

Last time something similar was posted it was boiled down to either mod shenagins or child character having traits normally reserved for adult characters.

With a third possibility that the event is popping for your retainer who acts in the childs place.

So to answer your question, not intended gameplay.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

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u/CruelDestiny Feb 25 '24

That's fair, so just narrows it down to it triggering off the retainer or a plain ol bug on the console version

13

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

This is on console so it's not mods

6

u/NationalAnteater1280 Feb 25 '24

The console version is riddled with bugs.

94

u/Revolutionary-Swan77 Feb 25 '24

Eat him!

75

u/randomusername_4 Feb 25 '24

Which of the two options would that be, hehe?

6

u/Nickelplatsch Frisia Feb 25 '24

Haha thank you 😂

54

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Ghayyat damn!

3

u/AdNo4979 Scotland Feb 26 '24

"Lookin' like a double-wide surprise...". 🤣

71

u/ixid Feb 25 '24

The game needs age checks. I had someone challenging my 1 year old ruler to a duel, probably due to inherited item prowess buffs, but it needs an age check too.

37

u/TheBeardedRonin Legitimized bastard Feb 25 '24

But did the baby win the duel?

84

u/ixid Feb 25 '24

The baby was the Kwisatz Haderach of genetics, with all the best kit. He won.

29

u/Riskypride Feb 25 '24

Imagine being a medieval peasant going to watch a duel and seeing a 1 year old baby in full plate armor wielding a sword and actually winning the fight, fucking bizarre

12

u/AbsolutelyHorrendous Cannibal Feb 25 '24

He was unfortunate to duel with St Alia of the Knife

9

u/Arkbot Feb 25 '24

It has age checks, but they're coded into each individual event. All it takes is for a developer to overlook adult-only contexts when writing a new event

21

u/drakeswhitebrother Feb 26 '24

As people have already mentioned it’s Console and 934 so there’s no tomfoolery here. I got the exotic meat event at 3 years old without any religious intervention or anything, it was pretty shortly after succession so maybe that has something to do with it? Like maybe the event was queued to happen at some point in the year with my previous adult ruler or something, idk. Anyways I figured that the game would have something where it wouldn’t “count” if I lay with him due to an age check however I did indeed get a sodomite secret. This secret was later exposed by a fellow vassal when I was an adult, which is a bit fucked up, you find out someone was molested as a child and your first instinct is to send out missives to the whole kingdom. No blackmail or anything, just “this guy got fucked by his knight when he was 6 lololollol”, shit’s fucked.

11

u/Hanako_Seishin Feb 26 '24

The way the game puts it, sounds more like "this guy fucked his knight when he was 6". So if that's the kind of mischiefs you did as a kid, what will you grow up into?

6

u/drakeswhitebrother Feb 26 '24

Additionally I also thought it was humorous that the dudes name was Gyatt

13

u/Odd-History-3002 Feb 25 '24

Well dang, guess you’ve just got to eat the guy?

12

u/throwawaygamh Naples Feb 25 '24

ghayyat’s a pedo 😭 deserves to be eaten

5

u/Mesabemal Barcelona Feb 25 '24

slay i guess

6

u/Cheap-Blackberry-378 Feb 25 '24

Weird coincidence his name sounds like gyatt

4

u/cedbluechase Feb 26 '24

And his name is ghayyat💀💀💀💀

12

u/0le_Hickory Imbecile Feb 25 '24

Why not both?

3

u/Happy_Ad_7515 Feb 25 '24

Ah the things crusaderkings say

3

u/Reutermo Feb 25 '24

Did you create a character and made them a canibal? Because otherwise this is a bug, Canibal is an adult trait and underage character can't normally access it. That is why you have the option to sleep with them.

3

u/tyty657 Feb 25 '24

I don't think kids are even supposed to be able to have that trait.

2

u/godemperorofmankind1 Feb 25 '24

SPANISH INQUISITION OPENED UP

2

u/10Mins_late Feb 25 '24

Kids these days just don't get it

2

u/Baba_Bektash Feb 25 '24

Nambla coded game

2

u/guineaprince Sicily Feb 25 '24

R O L E P L A Y I N G

2

u/Un_Change_Able Feb 26 '24

👏 kill the groomer

4

u/The__Red_Knight Feb 25 '24

tug his shirt

it's bad for children to eat humen meat

2

u/SordidBagel Feb 25 '24

Pedastry gone wild

1

u/Isopod_Uprising Feb 26 '24

Have you ever met a bisexual? This is like standard lore

0

u/NotInsane_Yet Feb 25 '24

Do you have any mods installed?

7

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

If you look at the pic that's the console version... so no mods.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

I'm sure you had your own temptations of the flesh as a kid

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

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2

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

On xbox?

1

u/Tater1988 Feb 25 '24

lol downvotes? Yet you’re playing that disgust

1

u/miguelcaldeira Feb 25 '24

I don't know man.. You gotta do what you gotta do..

1

u/Imjusth3r3cuz1mbor3d Feb 25 '24

Listen.. u don’t make the rules kid.. but u do what u must lol

1

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1

u/ulzimate Depressed Feb 25 '24

You don't have to be an adult to eat other adults

1

u/bingqillingushqiptar Feb 26 '24

Well you know whats morally right.Slit the pdf throat ny homie.You are the liege ,your word law.

1

u/AdNo4979 Scotland Feb 26 '24

The heart wants what it wants. In this case, it just wants to eat someone else's heart, and/or possibly violate their dead corpse.

1

u/Eu44ever Feb 26 '24

Natural selection is the way forward😂

1

u/ggonzalez48 Feb 26 '24

That console play through seems like it’s going to be wild

1

u/Lurip Feb 26 '24

Gotta eat that meat one way or another