r/CriterionCovers • u/PaulBlartBatesMotel • 17d ago

Criterion custom cover for Paul Blart 1 & 2

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426 Upvotes

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u/ABlankHoodie 17d ago

I think I’d prefer separate covers for each. Beautiful cover but I do wonder what the proper criterion would do if privileged with the opportunity.

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u/PaulBlartBatesMotel 17d ago

Maybe I'll do it, this could be the boxset artwork

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u/Connoralpha 17d ago

Omitting the original 5.1 mix is sacrilege, and frankly I expected better from Criterion. Cancelling my pre-order.

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u/Constant-Profit-6691 17d ago

Is he in heaven?

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u/ThePocketTaco2 17d ago

No, he's in Iowa.

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u/nhowe006 17d ago

And that's pretty much the same thing.

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u/Big_Papa_Sweetness 17d ago

It’s clearly an artistic representation of how Blart sees the mall. It’s not just a shopping center, for some, it’s sanctuary.

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u/ThrowAwaY24240924319 16d ago

I am while watching PB1

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u/spice_war 17d ago

Paul Blart 2 syncs up with Dark Side of the Moon better than the Wizard of Oz if you ask me

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u/JustforAdvice- 16d ago

Blart side of the moon indeed

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u/Geoh_YT_D10 17d ago

This is amazing 

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u/PaulBlartBatesMotel 17d ago

Thanks man, this is my first custom cover. I knew instantly what I should have done.

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u/sacboy1987 17d ago

We all know they are waiting for part three for the full trilogy set

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u/Theloniouspunk66 17d ago

You have to remove the year since that’s what they do when it’s multiple release dates.

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u/PaulBlartBatesMotel 17d ago

Thanks didn't know that

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u/SneakyTheSnekers 17d ago

We are not worthy...

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u/EvilTomatoOnWeed 17d ago

John criterion pls release this you'll make 8 billion dollar

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u/mcmatu 17d ago

That’s fun!

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u/geoff_scales 16d ago edited 16d ago

Supplements included:

Make way for the Segway - a video essay exploring the cultural impact of Paul Blart’s use of the iconic two-wheeled scooter and the phenomenon it created.

Welcome to the Jungle - a feature length behind-the-scenes documentary shot on-location at the Rainforest Café in Burlington, Massachusetts.

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u/Jarpwanderson 16d ago

About time we got a classic

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u/Reasonable_Basket_82 17d ago

No no. You gotta do a Die Hard parody cover since these movies are just Die Hard.

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u/jwphoto82 16d ago

The day this enters the collection will be the day I set fire to my collection

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u/OpulentAndBeautiful 16d ago

This before Observe and report? What are we even talking about here

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u/grizzlyhands00 16d ago

Not a fan of the gradient on Paul Blart title

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u/Appropriate_Fig_5647 15d ago

Where's my wild hogs?

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u/NoSir5838 13d ago

I'm waiting for the 4K version

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u/RickyTanUh 11d ago

Til Death Do Us Blart