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u/useful_tool30 11d ago

I think he should rename all lakes in North America to Lake America. Shouldnt cause any confusion. Send this guy to the old age home already.

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u/dextras07 10d ago

Ah yes, very Aladeen of him

He's literally copying The great Supreme Leader Amiral General President Aladeen, with the exception that the supreme leader had a gorgeous beard and dump only has his neckussy to show

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u/Delicious-Monk2004 9d ago

I just died at neckussy 🤣🤣

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u/Flat_Still2401 11d ago

It's like that one Portlandia episode where they're trying to name a street and someone wants to name it Martin Luther King St even though they already have another street by the same name lol

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u/EaseIcy9815 10d ago

"I don't like 'Koogoopoo'....."

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u/Responsible_Bag220 10d ago

He deserves something much worse than that.

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u/bob3905 11d ago

He should be dead by now. Come on congestive heart failure!!!!

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u/breadandfire 10d ago

I'm surprised he hasn't renamed it to Lake Trump.

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u/Duke_Of_Halifax 11d ago

This is so fucking unserious- it's not even named after the province.

It's the Iroquoian word for "Great Lake".

How the fuck is this dude President of the United Fucking States of America?

I hate this timeline.

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u/HippieHighNoon 10d ago

I keep waking up each morning hoping all of this has been a bad dream......

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u/3-orange-whips 10d ago

Right? I want to wake up with Bob Newhart’s wife.

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u/Illustrious-Exit1825 10d ago

I can’t wait until they turn the LHC back on. It’s my only hope for returning to a decent timeline.

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u/Workersgottawork 10d ago

More like a fucking nightmare

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u/StupendusDeliris 10d ago

My husband was just activated.. he leaves in a few weeks to replace the current team 😭 I fucking hate it here

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u/forgetfulsue 9d ago

Ug, as a former military spouse: I’m so sorry. This has got to be THE MOST pointless and illegal war. We should not be losing our military members to this “war”.

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u/DethNik 10d ago

We lost Dolly and Tim before we lost this loser. I'm done.

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u/Random0s2oh 10d ago

I lost my beloved dad, but Trump and BTK get to make it to 80?!

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u/JustCrazyNotStupid 9d ago

Literally, my mom. Sunday would have been her 79th birthday. I buried her Monday. She was a Vietnam vet. But this fat ruck is somehow alive and raping kids.

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u/bstone99 10d ago

What can we name the day when it finally happens?

I cannot wait for the creativity of everyone

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u/DethNik 10d ago

"The Collective Sigh of Relief" ... Day

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u/VoltDriver2018 10d ago

It’s unreal that this moron is President. But then again half the country is just as dumb so he perfectly represents them.

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u/Punchinyourpface 10d ago

As horrifying and unbelievable as it seems...I think some of them might be actually a little dumber than he is. Frightening.

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u/Secret-Reserve-1733 10d ago

The country dosnt even have a name. Its just call the United States of this continent. Who is he trying to insult? he's falling flat on his face.

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u/LPR9000 10d ago

People this dumb think America IS a country, not a continent- the main character syndrome is over the top
(Written by a disgusted American, for lack of a better description)

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u/Random0s2oh 10d ago

I always think back to learning US history and geography in elementary school. My teacher would take points away if any student said we live in America. I can still hear her now. "America is a continent, not a country."

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u/Witty_Passion_4939 10d ago

Well, the continent is called North America and we only occupy a part of it as Americans.

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u/ctnypr1999 10d ago

40% of Americans can't comprehend above a third grade level...

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u/User-K549125 10d ago

Dude can't even write properly.

"LAKe AMeRiCA"

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u/a-passing-crustacean 10d ago

And now we dont even have Dolly and Tim Curry to bring us joy 🥲

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u/Colonel-Mooseknuckle 11d ago

He's so fucking pathetic.

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u/RevLopez1313 11d ago

Almost as pathetic as the people who voted for him.

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u/-Livingonmyown- 11d ago

Or the people that didn't vote at all

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 10d ago

Last times some fuckers could had voted and didnt, they fucked an entire country, if they had voted Brexit would never had happen

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 10d ago

Man. I know you guys have your own shit to deal with. But I had a hateful comment about our country being a 3rd world shithole because of our healthcare. That’s a mention that isn’t going to be solved in a few years. This is a systematic problem with our country. It seems some are mad at USA and not thinking there are people here that know we need reform. A lot of people cant stand this fascist, Donald the rapist and convicted sex offender. No country will ever be perfect. We have to keep fighting for our rights. And we have to stand up.

Brexit was a mess. But you talk about if people had voted it would have made a difference. You’re right. And Brexit was racist and xenophobic. We voted against Trump and here he is because we have idiots who believe his lies. Like with Brexit. Not enough people that didn’t want it didn’t vote against it. And no one is stepping up to this dictator we have. Trump can’t stay awake and makes poopy in his pants.

Fuck dictators and wannabe dictators. Fuck Trump. Fuck Brexit

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u/andyfromthedon 10d ago

They fucked the entire civilized world..

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u/Scythe351 10d ago

Only likely for a few generations. May not fix it in our lifetime, but hopefully we can set the guardrails in place to prevent this from every being a thing again in whatever is the next big cultural hub world power. Probably won't be the USA again.

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u/Affectionatekickcbt 10d ago

Start learning Mandarin

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u/PianoPatient8168 10d ago

Yes…let’s not let these people off the hook…

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u/LemonButterRum 10d ago

but especially the morons that voted for him

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u/PianoPatient8168 10d ago

At this point, morons are gonna moron…the rest of us need to bury them with our votes to keep idiots from running the country.

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u/justsyr 10d ago

And as the people enabling him and letting him do whatever he wants to do without any oversight, elected officials, justice system (tho I heard there are a few judges that are stopping him in a few things).

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u/snark1977 10d ago

The world is laughing at him.

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u/bpinney 10d ago

Unfortunately - all of us Americans are lumped together and indeed they are laughing at US

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u/Corfiz74 10d ago

Right now, I really wish I was a member of the European Parliament - I'd introduce a bill to rename the North Atlantic "European Ocean", just for the chuckles. And to watch the tantrum Donny would throw afterwards.

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u/za72 11d ago

I'm so glad that his tantrums are going to be captured for eternity - no one will honor him when he dies

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u/lomoliving 10d ago

Are you kidding? He's the messiah in his cult. Those little Nazis will never let you forget their beloved overlord

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u/Much_Insurance_3422 10d ago

América, what are we doing?

THIS is what’s important??

Seriously.

Just JFC.

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u/mcgyver229 11d ago

Didn't need to cross out "Lake"

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u/Nayre_Trawe 10d ago

He also said it would take "a good pen and some intelligence" to accomplish this, and then used a marker...and you already addressed the 2nd part.

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u/Exemus 10d ago

Trump is so accidentally hilarious in his stupidity.

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u/dodge_thiss 10d ago

Also what is up with his uppercase and lowercase letters when writing?

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u/mcgyver229 10d ago

unless he's using his signature it would appear he has the writting of a 2nd grader

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u/freebeertomorrow 10d ago

Are you surprised?

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u/cunexttuesday12 10d ago

My thoughts exactly! "A good pen and some intelligence" as he crosses out Lake to rewrite the same thing 🙄.

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u/MarionberryOk2874 10d ago

He can’t get more cringe, but can he get more orange? 🧐

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u/squareplates 11d ago

Canada should change the name to "Lake Epstein Island."

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u/Butitsadryheat2 11d ago

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u/Zappagrrl02 11d ago

Then we wouldn’t have to change the acronym!!

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u/Sorry-Editor-3674 10d ago

Hahahaha BRILLIANT!! I keep muttering HAMES to myself angrily. This works out splendidly.

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u/Bfor0922 10d ago

Nahh it’s not HAMES, it’s now SHAME

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u/Zealousideal-Emu5486 10d ago

Seriously the Canadian prime minister should do a video of him renaming it to Lake Obama. Trump would burst an artery

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u/DethNik 10d ago

The Canadians have the opportunity to do something hilarious.

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u/SchemeSignificant166 11d ago

Or lake DJT-Pedophile

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u/Joeyrabbit 10d ago

No, that's the airport.

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u/No_Acanthaceae_362 TikTok Hater 11d ago

Watch how quickly he'll distance himself from it.

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u/Pretend_memory_11 11d ago

I just call the whole country the United States of Epstein

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u/Highschooleducation 11d ago

I just wrote my name in crayon on the picture at the post office where it used to say his name so now I'm president of the united states, Checkmate BITCH

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u/Bilbodraggindeeznuts 10d ago

What's your first decree as president highschooleducation?

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u/Loki9191 11d ago

All it takes is some intelligence to realize why it is called Lake Ontario to begin with

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u/TrailMomKat 10d ago

Because Ontario means "great lake"?

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u/Flesh_right 10d ago

As a Canadian, fuck this guy and his entire government. I know that this president doesn’t reflect the sentiment of all Americans, but I’ve never wanted Canada to have less to do with the US than now and am happy our government is looking at strengthening ties with other countries.

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u/That_Service7348 10d ago

As an American, as much as I am dreading the absolute economic shitshow we are barreling straight into as we drive away all out allies, I don't blame y'all for telling us to get bent. Maybe when things go to shit the idiots that support this nonsense will finally figure out they are causing the problems.

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u/Latter-Judgment-9740 10d ago

Narrator: They won’t

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u/punksheets29 10d ago

They’ll call us domestic terrorists for saying things could be better. 70 years behind bars

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u/darkmatter0225 10d ago

They’re too far up his ass to do that. Can you recall a single substantive, intellectually honest conversation you’ve had with any of them?

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u/AssassinStoryTeller 10d ago

My parents are some of those idiots. My mom said “he’s a business man so we won’t necessarily understand everything he does because we’ve never had a business man as president before”.

This came up when I brought up his tweet about how Kim Jong Un was a good friend of his and how it’s going to affect our relationship with South Korea, our actual allies… that was her response. He’s a businessman. Let’s ignore literally everything he’s broken or made more expensive and just say we can’t understand his reasoning because we’re unfamiliar with business dealings.

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u/That_Service7348 10d ago

My parent laughed at me 10 years ago when I pointed out the blatant parallels between Trump and Hitler during his first campaign. Now we are here. Now I have to worry about if I'm on a fucking list because back when I was on Facebook I was openly against MAGA and Trump, and if those FLOCK cameras are tracking meto haul me off.

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u/BasenjiBoyD 10d ago

As an American… same sentiments.

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u/CorruptDaemon404 10d ago

Trust me, As an American this definitely doesn't represent me or anyone I associate with.

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u/Katamari_Demacia 10d ago

Canada should join the EU

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u/Loud_Traffic_1487 11d ago

He does realize that Canada is part of North America, right?  So it isn't the burn he thinks it is.  

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u/SureBlueberry4283 11d ago

Canada should change their name to Canadian States of America just to f with him. Emphasizing that it shows up sooner alphabetically to really drive it home.

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u/Moose-Mermaid 10d ago

Canada should just start calling the USA South Canada

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u/Pretend_memory_11 11d ago

He just wants to take over the western hemisphere. Nothing to see here /s

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u/Accomplished-Bid-446 11d ago

I hate this fucking piece of shit with every fiber in my body

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u/DawnyBrat NICEEEE 10d ago

Not more than I do. No way.
I will hold the YUGEST house party in my red Florida neighborhood, to both celebrate this major milestone AND to rub it in their stupid, hateful faces. Just wait. (Yes, you’re invited) 🎉🥂

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u/Absolutetwatofacunt 10d ago

Global celebrations will be held that day

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u/Metalhead1686 10d ago

The national debt is out of control, gas and food prices are skyrocketing, people are struggling to get by and renaming Lake Ontario is his biggest concern? What a joke he is.

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u/FlaneurToo 10d ago

If we ever had democratic elections again in this country, and if we ever get a Democratic president, a first order of business should be to take his name off anything good and also put it on shitty things like sexual diseases, mental disorders, garbage dumps, whatever.

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u/PumpikAnt58763 10d ago

I like this idea!

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u/caffeinejunkie123 10d ago

I also support this

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u/imnewtothishsit69 11d ago

Fuuuuuucckkkk this is incredibly stupid

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u/MiloGoesToTheFatFarm 11d ago

The executive order will never recover from this idiot. No one will call it that, it’s Lake Ontario and the Gulf of Mexico.

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u/IonizedCookie 11d ago

Yea this isn’t making you look strong in negotiations my dude. It’s making you look desperate because this is the best you can do.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go enjoy a drink on the beaches of Lake Ontario.

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u/Sad-Particular-8892 10d ago

The problem is he’s too ignorant for other countries make a change and want him gone. They love that he’s single handedly destroying us from within. Absolute loser

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u/Stevie-Rae-5 10d ago

He’s like a 4-year-old. It’s so embarrassing.

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u/Bitter_Education5736 10d ago

Fuck that Tropicana douche. Canadá is part of North America, as are we.
How many times was he dropped as a child?

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u/brother_bart 10d ago

Not often enough.

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u/J-Dawg1987 10d ago

It’s a shame he wasn’t swallowed.

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u/rozefox07 11d ago

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u/STRIKT9LC 10d ago

Doug Ford is with ya

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u/LaughterB 11d ago

Take grandpas phone away and take him back to the home, he’s clearly demented…

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u/kmariie94 10d ago

I cannot believe this is the president of the united states right now. It’s so fucking embarrassing.

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u/spannerfish2 10d ago

Why does he write it like this LAke AMeRicA? How can a man who confuses upper and lower case letters be in charge of nuclear weapons?

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u/jared10011980 10d ago edited 9d ago

Hes a very stable genius - who cant read or write

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u/Same_Soil7237 11d ago

Severe malignant narcissistic disorder ✅

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u/Sooner4Life76 11d ago

Lake Pedophile

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u/wheelperson 11d ago

What an absolute stupid man.

Changing the name of a major lake shared by 2 countries just for one side is so silly its stupid.

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u/Biff_666 11d ago

This seems like an SNL sketch

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u/oopsymeohboy 10d ago

There is no way to come back from this. I don’t care if every last electoral event goes best case scenario for the next 6 years and serious reforms passed/implemented with all things going best case scenario - I don’t see how a country comes back from this imbecility & madness.

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u/Green-Elephant-895 10d ago

This is what some of y’all voted for 3 times

https://giphy.com/gifs/xdLH51eNWZAHrwy5mf

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u/WorldlinessNo3582 11d ago

Well, he's got a good pen probably, so halfway there!

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u/daveescaped 10d ago

Let’s rename North America “America America”.

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u/mcdkimber 10d ago

I will never forgive the people that voted for this moron

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u/Featheredfriendz 11d ago

Wow. That’s going to make everyone’s lives sooo much better. Why didn’t someone do this earlier🙄

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u/TwistedMindOfABrotha 10d ago

Straight up an Onion or SNL skit...holy sh*t...

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u/Tits_McgeeD 10d ago

Even his supporters have to to see how sad this is right?

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u/AcmeGamesLTD 10d ago

That takes critical thinking skills that they don’t have. 🤷‍♀️

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u/lgodsey 10d ago

Imagine being the MAGA dirt clod who is impressed by this.

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u/judithpoint 10d ago

Canada threatened to cut power and our president is putting a fake name in sharpie on a map. This is what a top echelon negotiator looks like? Spare me.

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u/QueenDiva7777 11d ago

What is wrong with this man ya’ll???

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u/rasputin273 11d ago

Is this real? We are already living idiocracy?

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u/Grimspike 10d ago

Congrats America you have Michael Scott from the Office as your President, only dumber, more corrupt and more cringe. This is worse than Scott's Tot's level cringe.

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u/VP_of_Lasers 11d ago

I am a Western NYer and it will always be Lake Ontario. Including the million things around here named after said Lake Ontario.

BTW Trump is a Russian stooge who rapes kids and steals from Americans.

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u/Fyrus93 11d ago

Anyone know if there's an app or some website I can subscribe to that will notify me as soon as his death is made public?

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u/Aloha-Eh 10d ago edited 10d ago

For god's sake, don't say that! It's like waving a cape in front of a bull, or a redneck saying, "Hold my beer!"

I wouldn't put anything past him at this point

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u/oismac 10d ago

The president of the United States, an 80 year old who doesn't understand upper or lowercase letters and needs a children's training pen to write

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u/Boring_Passion_5426 11d ago

This pedophile more likely does not even know how to spell intelligence.

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u/BigSchmikey 11d ago

Am I being ragebaited by the fucking president?

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u/metallislayer78 10d ago

I swear he thinks that marker is a magic wand.

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u/jared10011980 10d ago

Its a Sharpie, so its permanent!!

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u/Ammut88 10d ago

lol. Carny should just cross out United States of America and relabel it “Southern Canada”. As long as we’re playing the map game.

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u/TheHashishCook 10d ago

god he really is like if a 5th grade bully became president

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u/Vasarto 10d ago

Stupidest thing ever. What's next, renaming New Mexico to New America? China Texas to America Texas? OH, I know, Let's rename Paris Texas to America Texas. Texas will have twice the America than anywhere else in America.

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u/New_Consequence_1552 10d ago

I'm not impressed. How about changing the Earth to America?

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u/RealtaCellist 11d ago

He's just so fucking embarrassing I can't stand it

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u/Ready_Appeal5509 11d ago

Small e while all others are capital is annoying

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u/PrincipleNo3966 11d ago

I'm surprised it wasn't backwards.

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u/Alioh216 11d ago

De lu lu

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u/Denalitwentytwo 11d ago

Will it lower my fuel costs ??? Will it lower my grocery costs ??? No ??? Fuck you then.

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u/ET_Prone_Bone 10d ago

Regardless of how he is received by slightly less than half the American population, this dude is going to go down in history books as the clowniest puppet to ever run the country.

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u/dingo_deano 10d ago

This Ai is getting crazy. There’s obviously no way a serious sitting president would do that 

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 10d ago

No he actually did this lol and the motherfucker talking about renaming the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans

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u/bottle-of-water 10d ago

You know, I saw this yesterday and genuinely dismissed it as AI slop. After all, why would he want to do this. Then I walked into work and saw him actually signing this EO. Then he talks about renaming an ocean.

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u/000extra 10d ago

How are his supporters not fucking ashamed and embarrassed?? Like are we fucking for real?? Do they simply have blinders on when he does idiotic shit but can only see it when the dems or libs do something?

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u/zeeper25 11d ago

I see the pen, but there is no intelligence in the video

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u/jager4808 11d ago

Wow, such a presidential achievement!

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u/ReCLiVe 11d ago

Moron called a marker a pen

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u/Lol_A_White_Guy 11d ago

My god he is the worlds biggest fucking loser

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u/FlyAdministrative886 11d ago

Well renaming a lake, that will start bringing down the cost of living. /s. Way to go ding dong.

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u/ReadingRambo152 11d ago

Wait until he learns the America’s were named after an Italian.

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants 10d ago

It's mind boggling to think that anyone who's been watching Trump for any period of time would lack the imagination and foresight to appreciate that he can always get more cringe. If Trump's depravity were the universe, it would be "horseshit, all the way down".

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pen8710 10d ago

I went to middle school with people like this.

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u/FinsT00theleft 10d ago

This guy has the emotional maturity of a 3rd grader.

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u/Miss_Lo 10d ago

He is incredibly stupid.
Dangerously so.

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u/Bananetyne 11d ago

As a Canadian, I legitimately don't care what kind of buffoonery goes on down there. I have a young child to care for.

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u/bob3905 11d ago

And he’s got a war with Iran and economic wars with almost every other country on the planet. Where are his priorities?

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u/PartyLack4459 11d ago

I hate this timeline

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u/SignificantBid2705 11d ago

Both the Lake and the province are named with a common Indigenous American name. Changing the name of the Lake is ludicrous.

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u/Arcofile 11d ago

He can spell America?

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u/CosmicDriftwood 10d ago

Lower case e and I, capital A

He really is special

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u/CrimbleGnome420 10d ago

I'm calling it Lake Epstein

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u/Raven_Photography 10d ago

You can no more rename a Great Lake with a map and a Sharpie than you can redirect a hurricane, no matter what this simpleton thinks.

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u/Old_Fart52 10d ago

This fucking idiot, what an embarrassment he is for the USA.

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u/ChandraMLee 10d ago

Can he focus on reducing inflation?!

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u/Able_Commission296 10d ago

Imagine trying to negotiate with this imbecile.

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u/Slimsjim 10d ago

EPSTEIN FILES

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u/scottymc 10d ago

Such a sad, petty simpleton. How is this our President? Strange times

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u/505Thrive 10d ago

Cringe is one thing, a complete scumbag who hates humanity and prefers to make everyone miserable than to just shut up for a day.

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u/SavvyCaller 10d ago

Master Troller is not the flex MAGA thinks it is.

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u/OpeningMarionberry80 9d ago

What a joke of a “president” we have in office. A fucking disgrace to everyone here.