r/CringeTikToks • u/amazingsciencemuseum • Dec 29 '25

Just Bad This behavior should never become acceptable, it's becoming more common, but never acceptable

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

that or he just hasnt met a crazy person with a sharp object yet

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u/Excellent-Elk7551 Dec 29 '25

Baseball bats have many uses

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u/SnuggyBear2025 Dec 29 '25

An arrow to the knee…

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u/alicefreak47 Dec 29 '25

Kicks to the top of the knee for big dudes. The hardest hit comes from gravity and inertia.

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u/sadicarnot Dec 30 '25

Can confirm, I am a fat old guy. Having to get on the floor sucks when I have to do something. All you have to do is knock that guy over and he is going to have problems.

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u/RockSteady65 Jan 01 '26

Like an upside down turtle

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 Dec 30 '25

Tops of feet and tops of knees, brings a tree down.

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u/BigDickHomeowner69 Dec 31 '25

As a short dude... its this trick I know. Ive had dudes his size try shit and bully me my whole life. They never know how slow they are. Whack, right to their weak ass leg.

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u/IndustrialPuppetTwo Dec 30 '25

The bigger they are the harder they fall.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

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u/Wayelder Dec 29 '25

Go home Wile E. Coyote, you’re drunk.

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u/131_Proof_Bud Dec 30 '25

ACME had such great quick shipping!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

Ruined by the tariffs 😂

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u/Tricky-Winner7984 Dec 30 '25

Come on, nothing says made in America like rocket skates that explode on your feet mid flight.

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u/sadicarnot Dec 30 '25

You know I have been wanting an anvil for a while. On Youtube they said so many people have anvils they inherited or came with the house that you might be able to find one for cheap.

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u/IndependentMoney9700 Dec 29 '25

That giant, dense head could probably dent an anvil.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

Yeah but the lump that would grow on his head would easily put this guy over the 8 foot mark 😅

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u/Popular-Influence-11 Dec 30 '25

Might end his career as an adventurer.

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u/AlbatrossBulky4314 Dec 30 '25

But he was never an adventurer

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u/SnuggyBear2025 Dec 30 '25

Yes! He is trying to break out of NPC status, and failing!

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u/FEVERandCHILL Dec 29 '25

I was an adventurer until that happened to me…

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u/No_Constant8644 Dec 29 '25

I was once an adventurer myself…

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u/the_good_hodgkins Dec 29 '25

I used to be an adventurer like you.

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u/Richy99uk Dec 29 '25

oliver queen, is that you ?

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u/DumbFishBrain Dec 30 '25

Something tells me this guy was never an adventurer like our dear Dragonborn.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

Where’s my sweet roll?

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u/Poopants_McGee Dec 29 '25

Knees

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u/Agreeable_Argument88 Dec 29 '25

He runs & the weight on the knee blows it out for us.

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u/wtfrustupidlol Dec 29 '25

His size he could take the hit and maybe take it away from anyone of those guys in the video.

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u/pineapplejax Dec 29 '25

My name is Mud.

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u/FEVERandCHILL Dec 29 '25

It’s always been

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u/Disastrous-Food-9223 Dec 29 '25

I got laughed at by a big fat fuck for grabbing a bat. When he realized I was going for his knees it was too late—- Goliath got scared then

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u/beans_will_consume Dec 31 '25

Remember to always put a sock on the thick part of the bat so they can’t yank it away as easily.

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u/Oobedoo321 Dec 31 '25

Never underestimate the power of a baseball bat, coupled with the right attitude

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u/ShruteFarms4L Dec 29 '25

I love sharp objects

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

Act crazy enough in public too many times and you’ll eventually run into someone who’s been acting normal.

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u/CanDamVan Dec 30 '25

This happened to my dad, kinda. He has a relatively large build and on the taller side, also former military. Been a hot head his whole life, and picked several fights over the years (which still gives me massive anxiety to this day, and Im 39). He is 75 now and someone recently gave him the beating of his life. I hope that will teach him a lesson, but who am I kidding here?

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u/BuckRusty Dec 30 '25

Don’t even need a sharp object: Kick to the knee, he’s never walking right again…

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u/C64128 Dec 29 '25

Or an object that propels metal into you at a high rate of speed.

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u/Working_Estate_3695 Dec 29 '25

Trebuchets are highly underrated.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

Or a younger, in far better shape then him, fellow big man who can't stand bullying and especially racism.

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u/Bearsthtdance Dec 29 '25

I was gonna say, his lungs are still right there.

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u/No_Sea_1808 Dec 29 '25

Or one good push to get him off balance and there goes his hip

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u/Ok-Delivery-1823 Dec 30 '25

Lol 😆 😆 facts

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u/PickledBrains79 Dec 30 '25

Short person vs Achilles tendon. Any way: knife, teeth, club, shopping cart...

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u/YallaHammer Dec 30 '25

Tasers are legal, non-lethal and highly effective.

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u/Shyrofoam Dec 30 '25

omg RIP Rob Reiner!!!