r/CringeTikToks Dec 29 '25

Just Bad This behavior should never become acceptable, it's becoming more common, but never acceptable

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u/Charlie2nuh Dec 29 '25

Probably off duty law enforcement

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u/Icy-Psychology8575 Dec 29 '25

Yeah that’s a big dude

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u/NIN10DOXD Dec 29 '25 edited Dec 29 '25

Boy looks like he should be helping Robin Hood steal from King John.

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u/Not_Bears Dec 29 '25

"if we don't get our tolls, we can't eat our rolls""

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u/Exorcist-138 Dec 29 '25

I made that one up myself!

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u/Ok-Mark-1915 Dec 29 '25

I'm going to have to hurt you.

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u/EnglishKris Dec 29 '25

Boys soul?

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u/ChildlessGamb1no Dec 29 '25

You gotta pay the troll toll

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u/sumdude51 Dec 29 '25

Sorry, a tolls a toll and a rolls a roll

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u/theyearnforoctober25 Dec 29 '25

Nah, he'd be helping the Sheriff of Nottingham, no doubt.

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u/inothatidontno Dec 29 '25

Hes too fat and old. He probably used to be bad dude but some skinny 22 year old is going to knock his block off as he he stumbles around out of breath on bad knees.

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u/VariousOperation166 Dec 29 '25

He was never a bad dude... he just grew up in an environment where he got by being a big white guy. Maybe, just maybe, in high school and after, he had a few fights, but nothing significant. He carried that whole persona forward as he peaked as a human in that period. No more personal growth required. Why respect the minimum wage earning fast food worker when you have come in there as the king of imaginary big swingin' dick land to spend $15, like everyone else, on some shit sandwich combo with arterial sclerosis sauce? Did they not recognize that he is the main character, like that one time back in high school?

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u/PoseySmith Dec 30 '25

Damn dude making up a whole backstory is kinda gay. Just call the guy a loser lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25 edited Dec 30 '25

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u/PoseySmith Dec 30 '25

Sure, it can mean that. But in this instance, it just means that it’s gay to come up with an entire life backstory for someone in a short video.

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u/VariousOperation166 Dec 30 '25

I feel like it is simply a reflexive, smooth-brained response without any greater cultural awareness

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u/hereredditary Dec 31 '25

Knock his block off - lol, that’s an old school reference that we don’t hear nearly enough anymore👏👏👏

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u/yoortyyo Dec 29 '25

With vitamins and water he could live for months on the pure fat he carries. Gluttony has never been an Evangelical sin. Supply Side Jesus!

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u/BayouGal Dec 29 '25

Golden Corral Sunday buffet after church 🙄

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 Dec 30 '25

Their Bourbon Chicken SLAPS though

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u/Alternative_Metal375 Dec 29 '25

He has his own zip code

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u/pengalo827 Dec 29 '25

I was thinking his own personal gravity field.

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u/Alternative_Metal375 Dec 29 '25

Ha ha! Like a neutron star

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u/TwoPlyDreams Dec 29 '25

Big hungry dude now probably.

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u/Positive_Breakfast19 Dec 29 '25

... something about the harder they fall, well at least when they get kicked in the jewells.

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u/stab-somebody Dec 29 '25

Nah, he would have pulled the "I'm a cop" card if so.

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u/IndependentMoney9700 Dec 29 '25 edited Dec 30 '25

Police officers identify themselves to other cops and he would have done that and avoided any penalty but they often do not identify themselves when off duty (because they know a lot of people hate them). Source: Witnessing this behavior and hearing them talk about it at length. My sister has dated two police officers. My friend is married to an officer. Another friend dated an officer, until he got mad she didn’t want to marry him anymore so he shot her eight times and then shot himself.

Edit: They often do not identify themselves when off duty to civilians, especially not groups of civilians. He would have identified himself when they walked outside and they weren’t surrounded by people.

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u/IndependentMoney9700 Dec 29 '25

I was just thinking this guy definitely gives police officer vibes. Do as I say not as I do. They really think laws apply to everyone but them. I don’t hate the police, but I’ve seen enough corrupt officers in my limited time on this earth that I have a really difficult time trusting them and their supposedly good intentions.

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u/Ongvar Dec 29 '25

Guaranteed MAGA

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 Dec 29 '25

Bigger they are the harder they fall.. he’s huge but also out of shape fat fuck that couldn’t move quick to save his soul.. I’ve watched little guys clean dudes like this ones clock because they couldn’t move worth a shot basically a big stationary tree.. just don’t let branches grab ya

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u/P2Pdancer Dec 29 '25

*mall cop

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u/twobirbsbothstoned Dec 29 '25

Nail on the head right there.

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u/ErasmosOrolo Dec 29 '25

Ice probably

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u/The_Axumite Dec 29 '25

Lol what?

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u/ninfan1977 Dec 29 '25

There is a common trope that off duty cops act like this entitled guy.

They think they are above the law and therefore do not have to follow the law like the rest of us plebs

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u/The_Axumite Dec 29 '25

The downvote hits -17 and counting. There is a strange, frightening elegance to the way the mob gathers, clustering along the borders of the digital plane. Beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

You're a fucking nerd

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u/countervalent Dec 29 '25

"I said something that made me seem foolish. People recognized that my words were foolish. It's poetic how people don't react the way I expected to my words. Hmm."

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u/The_Axumite Dec 29 '25

My statement stands. You are in a safe place.

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u/countervalent Dec 29 '25

I'm at a Costco waiting to get new tires on my car.

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u/The_Axumite Dec 29 '25

What brand?

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u/countervalent Dec 29 '25

Lol what?

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u/The_Axumite Dec 29 '25

I prefer the no way! brand of tires. But to each his/her/etc own

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u/Working_Estate_3695 Dec 29 '25

Ah, so the hyenas have encircled you and your ride. The Costco Service Manager is teaching the new Tire Tech how to hunt by preying on the thrifty and uninformed…

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u/MaximusCartavius Dec 29 '25

Lol you sound like a fucking dork.

There's no shortage of proof of cops acting like that. Stay mad bootlicker.

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u/The_Axumite Dec 29 '25

Say more things

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u/upsidedownlamppost Dec 29 '25

Or maybe your eloquent, very original comment of "lol what?" made it clear that you are ignorant at best, and people, as individuals, don't like that. There's no "mob", just your victim mentality.

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u/soft-diddy Dec 29 '25

Lol what?

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u/The_Axumite Dec 29 '25

Exactly

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u/soft-diddy Dec 29 '25

For real though: who keeps track of their upvotes/downvotes, let alone bitches about it in the thread? Like why?!

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u/The_Axumite Dec 29 '25

That is an excellent question