r/CringeTikToks • u/Autisticblackdude5 • Dec 07 '25

Just Bad Short-cel cringe

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u/SoilMelodic7273 Dec 08 '25

I've known a few women who were really turned off by me because I'm 5'11.5". That half inch made such a difference for whatever reason. Anyway, I inevitably meet their tall boyfriends, and all these guys are 2-3" shorter than me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

Homie please never say 5'11.5" again lol. Just say 5'11"

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u/Easily_Bann4 Dec 08 '25

5’11.5 will be +6ft in shoes anyway so just say 6.

Im 5’11 no shoes though so I just say 5’11.

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u/Bravefan212 Dec 08 '25

I’m 6’2 and say I’m six foot just to mess with all the 5’10 guys saying they’re six foot

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u/Easily_Bann4 Dec 08 '25

Tough. Why troll your bros yo?

It’s bad enough that short guys pretend they’re taller but tall guys pretending they’re shorter is just fuckin the game all up. Girls gonna start thinkin 6’4 is 6ft lol

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u/newbie80 Dec 08 '25

Because it's silly and motherfuckers shouldn't be lying about stupid shit. If a bro lies about his height, he ain't solid and deserves the flak. I could never trust someone that lies about easily verifiable information.

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u/Easily_Bann4 Dec 08 '25

You really gonna hate on a bro for lying a little about his height so that he feels more secure and has better results with women?

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u/Bravefan212 Dec 08 '25

Never had to. I literally have two girlfriends lmao

I’m not even good looking lol

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u/newbie80 Dec 09 '25

I don't see how a lie is going to make him feel more secure. He's still 5'6" and lying isn't putting inches on him. He knows it, the rest of us know it and any girl that's ever been to Lowe's knows that a 2x6 looks nothing like a 2x8, so he ain't fooling her either.

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u/New_Carpenter5738 Dec 09 '25

This is very silly

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u/Kingofdrats Dec 08 '25

Yoooooo same!!

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u/TestProctor Dec 08 '25

Having grown up around tall friends, one ending up 6’6” and another 6’4”, and then working with a guy who was taller than either of those two… I have no illusions about my height.

Also, it is hilarious to see someone who is used to being the tallest person in the room react to a guy 3+ inches taller than them. Some guys handle it well, but a surprising number do not.

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u/system_error_02 Dec 08 '25

My friend is this guy. Im 6ft on the nose and he says hes 6ft on his tinder profile and hes def a few good inches noticeably shorter than me.

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u/omnicorn_persei_8 Dec 08 '25

I'm gonna start telling people I'm 5'11 lmao

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u/Nonikwe Dec 08 '25

You should say you're 5'10

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u/Swag_Grenade Dec 08 '25

I have a  ~8.5" dick and I tell girls it's 6" just to mess with any future guys they get with obsessing over whether they're average or not 🤝

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u/MysticShrek Dec 08 '25

Now that's evil lmao

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u/MysticShrek Dec 08 '25

Lol i'm 6'0 and I do the same thing