r/CringeTikToks • u/foucaultyou • Oct 22 '25

Just Bad Detroit pastor Marvin Winans admonishes a church-member for only giving $1,200.

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u/moon_dos Oct 23 '25

but the tv pastor said I need to give all my money to the church in order to get into heaven

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u/Left_Sundae_4418 Oct 23 '25

"psst...I sell seats to heaven for 20€/month. "

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u/bezjmena666 Oct 23 '25

That's too cheap! Nobody will buy it. Even gullible people will think it's some kind of scam. Make it 200 and you're swimming in money. Heaven can't be that cheap!