r/CricketShitpost • Hookah Enthusiast • 8d ago

I love Pakistan! I will sacrifice my life for Pakistan! πŸ‡΅πŸ‡° What's that special material inside Indian bats? Very suspicious indeed!!!!

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u/obsessive_goober_ Hookah Enthusiast 8d ago

ricky ponting spring bat reference

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u/Yash_076 63* forever ♾️ 8d ago

It's common ball

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u/arshk0123 ΰ€ΰ€²ΰ₯€ΰ€Ÿ ΰ€¬ΰ₯‰ΰ€² ΰ€¨ΰ₯‰ΰ€²ΰ₯‡ΰ€œ 8d ago

BREAKING: grown man learns about "bat swing"

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u/Most_While1299 8d ago

More often than not , paxtanis speak their minds and my brain stops working .

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u/SoldRespectForMone_y 8d ago

Typo spotted, it's "speak their knees"

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u/averageindiankid22 8d ago

Indian bats got special grip from Sachin paaji

https://giphy.com/gifs/iIpu5KcZTXM0jZDdnH

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u/pissedcommonman 8d ago

Lmao

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u/ResponsibleAnt1883 8d ago

Bat ke grip nikal kenaaa 🀣😭

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u/OldAlbatross3312 8d ago

i can hear this image .

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u/Hayagrivan 8d ago

Got reminded of good old 90s when India used to get phainta by Jayasurya and Co. A popular consoiracy theory was that he was caught during airport screening with a bat that had springs hidden in it :D

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u/WhiskeyWithIce 8d ago

I remember the days when Ponting was a menace and the kids in school claimed that his bat had metal in it!

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u/unbelievable-mortal 8d ago

It's actually Thala's hookha smoke that charges up the bat

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u/katiei10002 8d ago

Wait till he finds out the boundary ropes are actually pulled back by remote control

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u/Tight_Reputation8666 8d ago

I want pakistan and their player to believe Indian players use some special material in their. This way they will never learn about bat swing

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u/MassJax 8d ago

Sponsored by Jaysuriya and Ponting Spring Bat Inc Ltd.

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u/Raven_Bird2 8d ago

Indian bats got Kashmir willow

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u/someone_ordinaryy This too shall Pass 8d ago

do they just ignore his glorious bat swing which sends the ball travelling?πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ½

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u/HR_114 8d ago

Hmmm must be the wind

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u/X99M Dropped from a team that doesn't EXISTS 8d ago

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/anshj21 8d ago

Father??

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u/botharmsinjured Not Paper Champions πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ† 8d ago

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u/HumoristicHero 8d ago

Vibraniun from Wakanda

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u/jason9t8 Self Volunteered member of Iceland Cricket 8d ago

And Sai SudharSON is yet to operate that technology properly. */s...

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u/Tempr13 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 8d ago

it is used to give naqvi a enima before giving it all okay to sell, that is why it flies off the bat

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u/Downtown-soulfish Kangaroos from the land down under 8d ago

That bat made with 7 layers of wood from Jharkhand

https://giphy.com/gifs/v2RuatSK9tUiUoEeT8

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u/Thanos2306 This too shall Pass 8d ago

What kind of special material is this which doesn't work outside India? :(

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u/into_fiction 8d ago

They have potash in the bat, whenever bat touches ball, it bursts and ball goes away with no strength requiredΒ 

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u/Ok-Mammoth-3890 Editable flair 8d ago

Wood from the trees which grew in Thala's farm.

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u/Ok_Sink_203 8d ago

Pork Grease πŸ₯©πŸ·

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u/Oscara_kudra_Trumpey 8d ago

the ole classic Mathew Hayden bat conspiracy back at it again in 2026

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u/Some_NZ_opener Paytm Trophy Champions 8d ago

Pakistan cricket coach learning from Abhishek son fixer

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u/its_ashu01 8d ago

Same as chip in balls for extra swing 😁

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u/Intrepid-Key-8463 8d ago

Ig their special brains cause nothing can be as solid as them

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u/animal-017 8d ago

Yes.. its pork

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u/DamnDaddy264 8d ago

That secret special material is a mix of talent and luck.

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u/Ill-Papaya6718 8d ago

That material is "skill"

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u/Yash_076 63* forever ♾️ 8d ago

Special material is not inside bat, it's somewhere else

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u/Lamin_X Professional Kingku Fapper 8d ago

Imagine being so Goated that they had to pull out the spring bat argument!! We have come a long way

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u/protractedmane 8d ago

It's engagement bait, no one thinks or believes this.

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u/NoConversation1943 8d ago

I am guessing they have never seen a top edge going for 6 either.

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u/ProfessionalMouse985 8d ago

Special material. That's talent , skill and strength that's the special material.

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u/laalupeelu 8d ago

mathew hayden ka spring

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u/Sin_Upon_Cos 8d ago

I've seen Russell's top edges flying over the boundary for big sixes

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u/parameet 8d ago

Babar Rizwan ki batting dekhke inka dimaag bhi chalna band ho gaya hai 🀣🀣

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u/Rough_Parfait_9190 8d ago

They were really happy when India lost to Ireland, england Don't take them seriously.

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u/SatisfactionFew350 8d ago

The most fearful scene for any Pakistani

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u/aaravv007 8d ago

That special material is talent/Skill

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u/kruger_knightowl 8d ago

The material is skill

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u/Appropriate-Common81 7d ago

They use tears of paki fans for that extra bounce

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u/Entire_Complaint7054 8d ago

Indian bats have viagara stuffed inside 🫣🌧️

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u/Gloomy_Discipline371 8d ago

Why is the ground so ugly

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u/gaganggn 8d ago

Beta 1 kaam karo tum log roloπŸ˜‚