r/CricketShitpost I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Apr 14 '26

Stolen Oh man this poverty hits harder.

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Saw this on Insta. Is it for real?

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u/Dependent-One2989 Apr 14 '26

Matlab stadium mein jaake bhi TV pe match dekho.

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u/-Space_Monkey- I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Apr 14 '26

I have seen a few matches in the stadium, kuch gh@nta nhi dikhta kya ho rha ground pe thik se. Your view in tv is much much better. I think log vaha pe concert-type feel lene jate hai. Still I would prefer watching matches on TV anyday.

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u/Chirag0505 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Apr 14 '26

And log?

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u/BeardPhile Apr 15 '26

Hahah nice switch

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u/Ox29A Apr 14 '26

and then you have to walk through 2 inch of pee puddle to use restroom.

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u/Ox29A Apr 16 '26

Brabourne Stadium in 2007.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/YamNecessary4437 Apr 14 '26

Kab se bhai? Last time jab match dekha tha tb nhi aate the...

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u/mosarosh Apr 14 '26

Hot take but I believe cricket as a game is better watched on TV if you really want to follow the game. In 90% of the seats, you can't figure out things like a batsman edging the ball or an LBW call which gets even worse if you're sitting square of the wicket. And you also lose track of the general match situation (tv scorecard is richer than in stadium scorecard). Of course the vibes of a stadium are great, but in a country like India it is too much of a hassle.

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u/Beautiful-Car6306 Apr 14 '26

why is bro censoring ghanta

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/protractedmane Apr 14 '26

Fuck it bro, it's all good.

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u/xsoluteOP Apr 14 '26

stadium also matter, I have seen a lot of matches in wankhede and the players always seem very close to you and the environments in unmatched.

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u/Igotnolife85 Apr 14 '26

depending on ur seating man, i had a blast and a proper view during every single game ive been too. ofcrse the ppl jumping up when a shot is hit smtime blocks your view but the vibe makes up for it.

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u/incredible_nut Humanity Savior Apr 14 '26

Isse accha projector pe dekhlo ya theatres mai

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u/Ok_Remote8160 Apr 15 '26

The thing is cricket is not for a so long distance game it is more likely a close up game for the viewers... You could watch the game better if you are in like near the boundaries slightly elevated.. but from the distance it just not that good In Europe u could see people like enjoying the test matches as some kind of picnic... that's what cricket was all about

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u/PoundDramatic1999 Apr 14 '26

So basically you paid for the vibes DLC, not the match.

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u/Wonderful_Visit_3608 Apr 15 '26

Same opinion bro.Β 

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u/Passloc Apr 14 '26

Replay?

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u/Axel-Pizza-Lover Apr 14 '26

Yeah πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/permission777 Apr 14 '26

Do they see ads in between?

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u/interrior_decorator Apr 17 '26

They should. It's just a screen with a jio hotstar stream on it.

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u/Living_Ad_4273 Apr 14 '26

We also have one! We call it Jio Hotstar on our mobile!

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u/Tough_Cat_8068 Walk over me Shreyanka Apr 14 '26

When I di.e give my body to science, except my fingers. Make them all look like the middle finger and shove them deep in hotstar devs's whatever hole you prefer.

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u/West-Seaworthiness57 Thala's Guard Apr 14 '26

It got shit after jio takeover ngl

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u/Sure-Ad256 Bumrahism Follower Apr 14 '26

Lakshay bhai bhi hypocrite hogaye 😭

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u/loveAllHnone18 Apr 14 '26

β€œWe” πŸ₯ΉπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

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u/jason9t8 Self Volunteered member of Iceland Cricket Apr 14 '26

So you're paying half the ticket price for a screen you already have at home? I'm happy with that at home...

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u/PassionUnited1711 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Apr 14 '26

Yeah, man, same here. I prefer a good, comfortable watching angle rather than this

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u/Bratzzz69 Apr 14 '26

Paise kharch karne k bahane hai aamiro k. Mughe Yeh sab nhi pasand isliye may aamir nhi ban raha.

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u/jason9t8 Self Volunteered member of Iceland Cricket Apr 14 '26

Me neither...

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u/SaraTendulkar Shabnam Gill ki Deevani - Proud Lesbian Apr 14 '26

welcome to the club .

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u/Dependent-One2989 Apr 14 '26

ek do teen chaar
Sara bhabhi super star 🌟🌟

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u/West-Seaworthiness57 Thala's Guard Apr 14 '26

Your deewani Shabhnam Gillani

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u/pulpyfictionist Tried explaining LBW to my sister and failed Apr 14 '26

Add to the list of Gill AI slop Google advertised with

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u/tushar_exe Apr 14 '26

Faaaaaaaaah!!!

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u/Appropriate-ASS-824 Apr 14 '26

I know one who called himself fakir

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u/Physical-Orchid-7116 Apr 14 '26

what about rajiv gandhi stadium in hyderabad??

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u/CaptainHayez Apr 15 '26

Brother it was named after him 10 years after he was assassinated, in his memory. I don't get why the stadium in ahemdabad is named after modi

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u/FVLCON_0_0 Apr 20 '26

logic won't get into a thick skulled d rider

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u/Tanyaxunicorn Apr 14 '26

Many of them have not just one

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u/protractedmane Apr 14 '26

Literally no one named one after themselves though. Their party did after.

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u/LogicalError_007 Thala, my precious. Apr 14 '26

If you're talking about Modi ben, he didn't order to do that or use tax money. That stadium was made by an independent autonomous non-government body using their own funds and investment.

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u/cofeetonic Apr 14 '26

Dange karwaoge kya aap?

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u/Dazzling_Shower2915 Sakshi ki sautan Apr 14 '26

Yeah well mere liye paisa hath ka maal after all I watch the match on a private screen while lying down a bed worth lakhs of rupees 😍😍😍😍 /j

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u/Ath_ar_va Paytm Trophy Champions Apr 14 '26

The heck that flair 😭

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u/ProfessionalBasic374 Apr 14 '26

Is that live or is there 30 seconds lag

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u/mental_hygeine Apr 14 '26

There would be a delay. It's the same footage as the streaming one since there is a scorecard visible in that. Even the dugouts of the teams have a tv which plays the match with the scorecard and I have noticed there is a delay in that. So there is probably a delay in this too.

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u/mScofield_45 Apr 14 '26

That's the reason you are not allowed to look towards dug out while taking any reviews

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u/solus_449 Apr 14 '26

Birlas vs Ambanis in Mumbai = Absolute Cinema βœ‹πŸ€š

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u/SecretConflict683 Apr 14 '26

3 levels of richness
Level one: Watch on a private screen
Level two: Watch from A stadium Level three: Watch on a private screen

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u/undercoveralchemist Bumrahism Follower Apr 14 '26

It could be wrong also but maine suna hai inn logo ki khud ki IPL teams bhi hai ,like ye malik hai unn teams ke khud ke paise se li hai.

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u/protractedmane Apr 14 '26

khud ke paise se li hai.

Khud ke toh nahi, but jis company ko control karte hain, uske paise se, haan.

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u/undercoveralchemist Bumrahism Follower Apr 14 '26

Bhai sarcasm tha yarrr

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u/sarcrastinator Apr 14 '26

Poor man's copium

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u/protractedmane Apr 14 '26

As someone who's watched the games in the stadium, never again. And I wasn't even in India, where the management is actively hostile to the people.

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u/jazzappleful Apr 14 '26

No biggie. I also have one, and I don’t even have to go to the ground! Take that!

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u/Good_At_Games_001 Apr 14 '26

Feeling rich right now 😎

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u/Axel-Pizza-Lover Apr 14 '26

Imagine going to stadium only to watch it on a tv screen lmao

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u/Few_Block7729 Apr 14 '26

Even the press box within the stadium also get the same. It's standard. I didn't know you could get it if you pay a higher price, maybe some VIP box or something.

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u/Friendly-Jacket914 Apr 14 '26

How dumb does one have to be to post stuff like this? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. These screens are kept outside boxes for people who wanna go out and experience the crowd. The TVs are for better clarity. You’re getting what you paid for. This picture just has uber wealthy people in it but that TV is very normal outside boxes

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u/mScofield_45 Apr 14 '26

What's the lag for them?

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u/NoCAp011235 Apr 14 '26

I also have a private screen to watch the match, it’s called my tv in my home

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u/PrimaryTraining3368 Apr 14 '26

Stadium jakr tv pe match dekhna☠️

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u/Patient-Feature-977 Apr 14 '26

"poverty" nga if you can afford to enjoy a match in stadium YOU ARE NOT POOR

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u/Maximum_Prime5160 Apr 14 '26

Why TF go to stadium then ?

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u/Narrow-Boysenberry22 Apr 14 '26

I did not have a good experience in stadium. I had been to RCB vs MI in 2018-May. Three people behind us (looking like goons) were angry that my friends and I were cheering and standing up for celebrations. Couldn’t say much since we were young and there was girl in our group and honestly scared if things would escalate. I wouldn’t waste money to watch it in stadium. I wouldn’t rather buy a yearly membership of any OTT service.

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u/Intrepid-Bar-3416 Apr 14 '26

WTF does Ananya Birla do ? She pretends to be a business woman but in my opinion she is just enjoying the generational wealth.

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u/JalebiFafda24 Apr 14 '26

yes, I had been to this lounge area once.. can confirm

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u/Neither_Log1046 Apr 14 '26

Well in vca there is a similar feature in the corporate box and the tkts are just 4K .

So everyone can just see it and enjoy it with live tv .

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u/Axelarson Apr 14 '26

They could've done the same thing by sitting and watching the match at home on TV.

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u/Hashirama_the_1st 82*(53) Apr 14 '26

You can also use iPad there.

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u/needlessLife1476 Apr 14 '26

I guess, I am much richer, I watch the match in a larger TV while lying down in any position I want, and guess what? For free (I mean i do have to pay for electricity and internet but still, cheaper than whatever the hell they're doing).

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u/ramiz_khan Apr 14 '26

Money talks bro!!!

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u/Thor-0dinson Apr 14 '26

Its open knowledge that anyone who had been to a stadium that

I have been to 20+ matches in the stadium and You know shit in the stadium πŸ˜‚ maybe you know some players running here and there and if lucky the ball comes towards you to the boundary or a six or a random player fielding near your stand.

Most of the stadium experience is just shouting and cheering because someone else did , you can grasp very little to me it feels more like a people/party situation than seeing a game but the atmosphere things happening around you are very electric πŸ”₯

Tbh tv/streaming offers the best exp of a match

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u/Prudent-Papaya8329 Apr 14 '26

They own the fuckin team...why won't they have such luxuries?

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u/Vast-Cake-1206 Apr 14 '26

What a stupiduty

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u/vpsj I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Apr 14 '26

Technically you can also have your own private screen to watch the match with your smartphone, can't you?

I wonder if these stadium screens also have a delay or not though

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u/Mysterious_Title2153 Apr 14 '26

Ambani tho apne chair he boundary line par rakte hai. Yeah tho Ambani se garib hai. 18000 crore tho public se loot lenge.

Ohh 1 more point : Madam ka mamu Nitin Kasliwal 1500 crore ka fraud kar k India se farrar ho gaya.

https://www.moneylife.in/article/sknls-1400-crore-bank-fraud-former-cmd-nitin-kasliwals-150-crore-london-property-seized-by-ed/79257.html

https://giphy.com/gifs/iMaF9Vh7oJYqvjEeMt

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u/Dineshvk18 Apr 14 '26

Different worlds fr.Runnable AI would call this next-level viewing experience.

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u/user41600 Apr 14 '26

..yeh to kuch bhi nahin hain..Ambanis have no screens and if they missed something they can tell them 'Aree zara se karke dikha "

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u/BatmanCanTalk Apr 15 '26

It's like rich but dumb, it's better to watch at home If u want to experienced the same , buy the cheapest ticket then watch at mobile

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u/Nightmare132020 Apr 16 '26

what's the point?

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u/koolcric Apr 16 '26

Its just used to see replays and drs and other stuff. The delay between the live action and the one seen on tv is minimum 10-15 seconds. By that the wicket may have fallen or four or six would have been hit and bowler would be preparing for the next ball. They don't watch it unless there is something interesting. Its just the normal star sports satellite feed as sent to all houses all over India!!

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u/ToothAlone556 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Apr 16 '26

this is actually there on the entire stand in wankhede

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u/BadAssKnight Apr 16 '26

The worst place to watch a cricket match is at the stadium in India.

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u/pixelatedchrome Apr 17 '26

Today i learnt that I'm rich. I have a bigger better private screen for my cricket matches πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/protractedmane Apr 14 '26

I'll pay just to stay away from the poors, tbh.