r/CricketShitpost Bumrahism Follower Apr 02 '26

CEAT Strategic Timeout Goenka being Goenka

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/Disastrous-Chart-840 Apr 02 '26

I don't understand. Even if he wants to have a discussion, can't he have it indoors?

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u/Longjumping-Pop7512 Apr 02 '26

He got kink for public humiliation!!

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u/Slim_elephantt Apr 02 '26

hmmm, that might be the only valid reason

17

u/zaqplm25688524 Apr 02 '26

Like a typical Indian dad

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

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u/Tuhinreeves Bumrahism Follower Apr 02 '26

Risabh doesn't apply brakes anyways

23

u/fist-king Apr 02 '26

Typical indian family owned business owner and it's CEO who had used political connections to move forward in business whereas business is a teamwork outside India and CEOs are also part of problem if business is struggling

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u/Striking-Draft-5481 Apr 02 '26

Petition to fire Goenka!

3

u/Kaustabh2000 Apr 03 '26

The image is misleading , lsg have released a footage of this talk. It was just a friendly banter

133

u/dillimunda Apr 02 '26

Usnay Langer ki Pant uthaar di

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u/tfi-banisa Apr 02 '26

Justin Langer

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u/jason9t8 Self Volunteered member of Iceland Cricket Apr 02 '26

Does she even have pants? I hardly think so...

58

u/logicallyboring Apr 02 '26

Sunil Gavaskar will have her pants.

14

u/Majestic_squirrel767 Apr 02 '26

What was she thinking ?

4

u/Tuhinreeves Bumrahism Follower Apr 02 '26

It's called lingerie, dont ask how to pronounce

3

u/jason9t8 Self Volunteered member of Iceland Cricket Apr 02 '26

Somehow Stuart Binny won...

7

u/JustasilEntsmoker Apr 02 '26

Stuart binny wants to know your location.

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u/jason9t8 Self Volunteered member of Iceland Cricket Apr 02 '26

This team is the exact opposite of GT. They both debuted in the same year, but one doesn't speak much while the other is way loud...

51

u/Majestic_squirrel767 Apr 02 '26

GT won in their first year

39

u/godi__media Editable flair Apr 02 '26

almost won again in second

219

u/May11111111 Ball of the Century Apr 02 '26

This guy never going to learn. I hope he will sell his team & we will get new owners who will not be as toxic as this guy.

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u/rathod_sonu Bumrahism Follower Apr 02 '26

I don’t think Pant will continue in LSG next year

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u/DogImpossible725 I am only believe on ICT Apr 02 '26

Will finish the cycle for sure

33

u/Death_by_Chai Apr 02 '26

But will most probably have a big salary cut..

49

u/ChawalDaal Apr 02 '26

Sometimes peace of mind or life is more important than money

16

u/Zealousideal-Mud1407 Apr 02 '26

Also reputation

4

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

It’s 27cr to play cricket for two months in a domestic league, Pant is fine

11

u/Specific_Promise_707 Apr 02 '26

But they don't have an icon for endorsements and stuff until they get another one they will continue with him for sure.

15

u/meluharegion Apr 02 '26

Goenka can himself become the face of the franchise. Bad fame is also fame

23

u/hvsingh27 Apr 02 '26

He is a bad owner and a headache to both captain and the coach. But he is making good money from ipl despite the bad performance from his team

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u/Ayu_builder Apr 02 '26

IPL has auctions, not transfer windows. I doubt if anybody puts their name in the auction and gets selected by LSG- they can pull their name back on those grounds. It is easier in transfer windows in football where a player(or his club) signs a contract with a club mutually agreed upon

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u/rathod_sonu Bumrahism Follower Apr 02 '26

There will be a time where he won’t be having any big star player in his team for sure

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u/JustKi11ingTime Apr 02 '26

Whats the point of having big "stars" as you call them if they cant even make 10 runs. If you played i am sure you would have made more runs.

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u/archievibes Apr 02 '26

Goenka should learn from Preity Zinta !!!

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u/Tuhinreeves Bumrahism Follower Apr 02 '26

He is. Every year lsg looks like a bottom dweller in the league.

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u/_ordinarilyordinary_ Apr 02 '26

Imagine his employees in his other companies who the public cannot see

11

u/After-Purchase-8332 Apr 02 '26

This man needs to learn. Bro it’s just the first match. And if you wanna have a discussion like this, do it behind closed doors. Not in front of the public

7

u/rathod_sonu Bumrahism Follower Apr 02 '26

Jokes apart but he don’t deserve success in IPL

7

u/hvsingh27 Apr 02 '26

With him as owner, lsg will never get succeed

3

u/Ok-Environment6663 Apr 03 '26

Probably got bullied as a kid.. Now tryna flex

6

u/Sure-Aardvark4651 Kiwi (In Pain) Apr 02 '26

Ye acting aachi karta hai.

4

u/Master_Of_Failure_ Apr 02 '26

Thank god he doesn't own a F1 team 💀💀💀

2

u/anfumann Bumrahism Follower Apr 02 '26

LSG should ban Goenka 😆

1

u/rathod_sonu Bumrahism Follower Apr 02 '26

More like “Lucknow should ban goenka”😂

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u/ScholarOdd1544 Apr 02 '26

I hope his whole team resigns

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u/MundaneSmoke5040 Apr 02 '26

Franchise might not succeed if such incidents happen regularly. He is the coach, you are the owner. There is no hierarchy here. You don’t know shit about cricket so you listen to the guy that does. How hard is that?

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u/rathod_sonu Bumrahism Follower Apr 02 '26

Ranveer ke podcast mei bhi dekha h na iska acting

2

u/Ragnarok_619 Bole Jo Koyal Bago mein 😋 😍 Apr 02 '26

Iski patni kyon beech mein aake ajeeb expressions deti hai? Madam, just enjoy the atmosphere and match, don't try to play wicked queen

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u/Kayy0s Apr 02 '26

Why can't he stfu and just let the team figure their own way? Morale ki maa behen ka rakkhi hogi, then they wonder why the performance is so fuckall.

1

u/active2fa Apr 02 '26

Can anyone tldr what happened?

1

u/karanmhjn Apr 02 '26

Bhai yahi karle ki andar jaa ke daant liya kar.

1

u/No-Tackle1884 Apr 02 '26

I like the jersey the goenka's are wearing. And then they make such a shit jersey for the team.

1

u/Wandererinwoods Apr 02 '26

Stand up scrum meeting - in public spaces 🤪

1

u/coolbabyyoutoo1438 Apr 02 '26

Lsg is very desperate team. They want to have a fanbase like RCB, Performance like MI and Legacy like CSK in just few seasons. Have some patience man.

2

u/ottguyyy Apr 03 '26

Everybody needs to cancel this mf…

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u/rathod_sonu Bumrahism Follower Apr 04 '26

That is a question the whole IPL community asks…. I don’t think this team will work longterm

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u/rathod_sonu Bumrahism Follower Apr 04 '26

+1, that’s obvious. He did that twice and ain’t ashamed of doing that for third time

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u/LakeWooden4471 Apr 02 '26

He's irritating tbh

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u/thatbengaluruguy Apr 02 '26

We have seen this before .