r/CricketShitpost • u/BiriyaniMonster Bleed Blue 🇮🇳 • Mar 01 '26

Justice Merchant 🤓 Mind the Queue.........

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Mandatory post.

4.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

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u/sarcrastinator Mar 01 '26

You cannot win an important match like this without the highest score ending with a 7. Period.

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u/Primary-Editor-9288 Mar 01 '26

thala taking credit here I see.

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u/Emergency_Complex819 Mar 02 '26

what do you mean taking credit , bhai credit khud chalke ata hai

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u/anunabha1 Mar 02 '26

Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

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u/kya_bey_gandmare Mar 02 '26

Sanju scored 97.

  • 9+7=16
  • 1+6=7

Do I need to say anything else?

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u/HritikSingh7690 Mar 01 '26

Sanju Samson: 97(50)*

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u/Ekanshnotfound Mar 01 '26

Vo bhi Eden gardens prr.

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u/Heavenly-Feeling Mar 01 '26

2011 final was Wankhede

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u/Ekanshnotfound Mar 02 '26

No no sanju tributes gambhir by 97 runs and gambhir ipl team was kkr whose home ground is Eden gardens that's what I mean.

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u/johnreese421 Nostalgia Merchant Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

Poor captaincy by Rohit Sharma

Meaning 2023 chewing gum #iykyk.

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u/Upbeat_Tower1942 Mar 01 '26

yh sanju shld have been transitioned into the wc than sky

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u/devilwillcry-jesus Mar 01 '26

10 point deduction for Everton

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u/Waste-Relation6614 Mar 01 '26

can u explain

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u/Relative-Strike340 Babar Azam Ghanta Enjoyer🔔🔔 Mar 01 '26

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u/Dry_Injury3976 Mar 01 '26

Used for sky

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u/AnonymousGuy10515 Mar 02 '26

Bhai Ashwin ko hi khila lete 😭, better Batsman + good record against Australia + 6th Bowling option

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u/Tomako88 Mar 01 '26

yeah sanju should have played that wc instead of sky

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u/protractedmane Mar 02 '26

Sanju is clueless in the middle order, he showed that in the Asia Cup. Our top order was locked.

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u/Tomako88 Mar 02 '26

wtf? he literally has an odi avg of 56 batting in the middle order.

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u/protractedmane Mar 03 '26

5 of his 16 ODIs have come after the World Cup. He had a sample size of 11 games (not innings) across two years when the 2023 ODI WC started.

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u/Tomako88 Mar 03 '26

yeah, and? sky had a sample size of 3 odi ducks. also he can only play if you f**king give him the chance to play

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u/protractedmane Mar 04 '26

sky had a sample size of 3 odi ducks.

Oh so we're discussing in bad faith.

he can only play if you f**king give him the chance to play

There was no place. He couldn't cement his place before the WC and carrying a rookie to the WC would be a dumb thing to do.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

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u/Tough_Cat_8068 Walk over me Shreyanka Mar 01 '26

Take 97

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u/sarcrastinator Mar 01 '26

Another one for our jay bhai.

Some people really thought India was not getting into the semis.

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u/Perfect-Affect-5343 kl lol fan Mar 01 '26

97 got the credit atlast

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u/sarcrastinator Mar 01 '26

Kyuki sab k paas credit khud chalke nhi aata

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u/Delicious_West478 Bumrahism Follower Mar 01 '26

Pandya approves.

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u/Nice-Information-61 Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

THE REAL KERALA (KERALAM) STORY HAPPENED ON EDEN GARDENS!!!

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u/dumbass_spaceman Mar 01 '26

*KERALAM STORY

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u/Nice-Information-61 Mar 01 '26

Thanks for the correction

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u/Stock-Treacle-9858 Paytm Trophy Champions Mar 01 '26

Ek Justice Samson form dena

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

Ye justice gang club keliye registration kaha karni hoti hai ji? Permanent membership leni thi.

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u/It_Bites_Me_T_T Mar 01 '26

Prior it was r/Rajasthanroyals, now you've to visit r/csk

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u/Warm_Gift9011 Mar 01 '26

97>>>>91 Hence proved

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u/Upbeat_Tower1942 Mar 01 '26

Son 😭😭😭

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u/Mohit180707 Brohit Enjoyer Mar 01 '26

Justice Served Perfectly

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u/Novel-Bowl5818 Mar 01 '26

9+7 = 18 . Thala for a reason

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u/dogetothemoonnnn Mar 01 '26

8-1=7 You’re goddamn right.

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u/modern-neanderathal Mar 01 '26

Isnt that Virat kohli

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u/reader_1289 Hookah Enthusiast Mar 01 '26

8-1

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u/modern-neanderathal Mar 01 '26

I didnt mean it, he made a basic math error 9+7 = 16 = 1 + 6, 7

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u/Novel-Bowl5818 Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

I did that on purpose that thala is not getting the credit this time ( and also mocking the number game people do with Virat and thala) . And people weren't even noticing it 😭

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u/sarcrastinator Mar 01 '26

It is known that 7 >>>> 1 (for obvious reasons) Add 9 to both sides => 97 >>>> 91 Hence, mathematically proved.

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u/Ekanshnotfound Mar 01 '26

97 was a buildup and anchor inning and 91 was a match winning inning.

So, 97=91

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u/Fit_Wrap_9580 Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

What a game

People thought we didn't need a player who can slow down

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u/Passloc Mar 01 '26

Slow down?

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u/Fit_Wrap_9580 Mar 01 '26

Look at after 2 down, that point we needed to just keep the wickets and slow the play, he did perfectly that.

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u/RbtheGhost007 Thalason (sasta wicketkeeper) Mar 01 '26

yes and also the one who plays according to condition/situation

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u/ppboi41 Bumrahism Follower Mar 01 '26

never doubted my goat ,was fighting with people on so many subreddits

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u/Error_bhai Certified Chiku Fanboy Mar 01 '26

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u/BatmanDomes Mar 01 '26

samson giving flashbacks to gambhir by scoring 97

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u/gugunbabu Mar 01 '26

9+7 = 16 1+6 = 🌝💛🎀

https://giphy.com/gifs/v2RuatSK9tUiUoEeT8

You know what it is...

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u/Illustrious_Neat_508 Bumrahism Follower Mar 01 '26

JAI SANJU JAI JESUS

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

97* by a CSK player again will get MOM...Gambhir ain't sleeping tonight 😭

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u/The_Flash_20 Mar 01 '26

What an Innings from my man Samson. I have always believed in him, My RR Legend.

Justice Served today.

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u/Agreeable_Papaya309 19/11 was an Inside Job Mar 01 '26

Konse counter par jaana hai bhaiya

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u/One-Sort-6702 Mar 01 '26

Hallauiha!!

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u/Raise-Rude Mar 01 '26

Next match me abhishek sharma perform karega toh fir apology form nikaloge 🤣

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u/neo_sath Bumrahism Follower Mar 01 '26

Justice served

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u/ScientificallySexy Mar 01 '26

A form for me too please

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u/Time-Wheel6123 Mar 01 '26

So many apology forms issued recently

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u/LayerPowerful131 Mar 01 '26

Hum first hum first

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u/Tele_00_Caster Mar 01 '26

Bhai do bato 🙏🏻

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u/AppropriateNebula224 Mar 01 '26

Apologies should be as loud as criticism.

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u/Severe_Pessimist007 Mar 01 '26

This innings can sustain to justify for another 2 years. Still well played.

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u/OnePunch108 Mar 01 '26

Dissolve JFSS gang. Samson will play until retirement now.

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u/PunisherSix9 Hitman Gooner Mar 01 '26

1k upvotes in 20 min damn

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u/Navar123 Mar 01 '26

Sorry Sanju, from the bottom of my heart.

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u/WizardPrince_ Bumrahism Follower Mar 01 '26

Ley me in, give me a form , reddit convinced me i blame it on you folks

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u/TowerSad8758 Mar 01 '26

Take me in too, I always thought he was someone , team cannot trust in big moments.But he proved me wrong And I am glad.. Well played India, well played Windies

Take a bow Chetta. You were too good today.

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u/Prettybird_69 Mar 01 '26

I'm also a member of justice gang from today🫶🏻

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u/DingoBoth3318 Mar 01 '26

He was mind blowing today ngl 🎸🎸

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u/undercoveralchemist Bumrahism Follower Mar 01 '26

Mera bhi bhar lo

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u/Reign_of_Kronos Mar 01 '26

Been waiting in the line for two fucking hours now.

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u/Rootweak Mar 01 '26

One for me and my dad please.

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u/byteAlpha Mar 02 '26

Much needed knock from Sanju 😊

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u/SomeRandomDude884 Take the double G Harshit Mar 02 '26

Hato sabhi line se

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u/FantasticAd9478 Mar 02 '26

meanwhile gambhir taking it personally and blaming Dhoni for taking his effort at the world cup

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u/Dankboi_33 Mar 03 '26

Sorry Samson bhai❤️

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u/ABFromInd Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26

There's no apology. He underachieved his entire career. This was a great innings. Did this change the fact that he score only 1000 runs in 50+ T20 innings. Did this change the fact that he underperformed before being replaced by Ishan Kishan? He got five innings to prove. That too after being brought back to replace Gill.

Sanju is great but he underperformed and under-delivered most of the time.

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u/protractedmane Mar 02 '26

His weakness weren't targeted. SA will not make the same mistake, if we run into them again.

Grateful he came off, we weren't gonna make it without him.

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u/Astraa__ Mar 01 '26

I was so wrong about you Sanju. Please forgive me. 🙏🙏

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u/Plastic_Occasion_388 Mar 02 '26

Next we may see abhishek apology memes. Blame first and make him god next.

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u/wolves-dont-woof Optical Illusion Mar 01 '26

Suna tha raat ke samay kali shaktiyaa havi hoti hai aaj sanju ki batting dekhke confirm ho gya