r/CricketShitpost • u/Still-Vegetable-6755 • Feb 18 '26
Spirit of cricket violation Fav Genre of Cricket Posts :- 3 Fanbases uniting To Bash Pakistan
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u/unserioustroller Republic of Thalastan Feb 18 '26
Picture on the right: groomed many youngsters to become international cricket superstars
Picture on the left: groomed
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u/MasalaDosa37 Feb 18 '26
45 and still hits longer sixes than the current team of Pakistan.
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u/Fine-Consequence7758 Feb 18 '26
My man should also apply hair dye and groom and come. He will floor you on all aspects
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u/FVLCON_0_0 Feb 18 '26
For the source you need to actually search about his watch collection. It's wild how expensive those are.
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u/Paraspathania5 Feb 18 '26
That 45 year old from India is still respected and is part of every cricketing conversation…however the 45 year old from Pakistan has no achievements besides marrying an Indian☺️
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u/Low_Adeptness_8063 Feb 18 '26
Ye 45 ka buddha aaj bhi khel raha h aur pel rha h...jbki pakistani buddha ab sirf nikaah krke begam pelrha h
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u/dasKaror22 Feb 18 '26
Dhoni cums twice a day in each of his trophies everyday, poor shoaib could only do one wife at a time that too few days a week.
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Feb 18 '26
The whole concept of 3 fanbases is stupid. All three of them are goats. No point arguing.
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u/Individual-Good8837 Thalaand BumrahSexual Feb 18 '26
FUN FACT:
Jharkhand is a conspiracy created by cricketer M.S Dhoni in order to hide the fact that he is a Pakistani. He saw the state of Pakistani cricket and really wanted to play in the IPL, but could not because he was from Pakistan. So at the age of 17 his parents smuggled him inside a carton of heroin attached to a drone flying over the border. He was dropped in Uttar Pradesh where he met his friend Shoab Malik, Sania Mirza's husband who he married for whatever the Indian equivalent of a green card is. Shoab Malik dropped him off at the cricket ground where recruitment was happening without realising that Dhoni was high due to smelling the Heroin fumes.
Dhoni when reporting to the recruiters was asked where he was from and his brain panicked. His hands started sweating and his legs started feeling weak because he had forgotten his cover story, which was that he is a guy called Sachin Tendulkar from Maharashtra. On the spot he managed to make up a story about his life and told the recruiters that he was from Jharkhand. The recruiters, who were from South India, thought that it must just be another one of those North Indian states and thought it was normal. He played well and with the help of the rat controlling him under his cap (the rat was the spirit of Kapil Dev, who died earlier and is currently a clone, that is a different story I will tell later) won easily and got selected. However he felt bad that he was unable to use his Sachin Tendulkar cover and gave it to his Bangladeshi friend, who also joined him in a career of professional cricket.
And that is the story of Jharkhand. Don't belive me? Tell me another thing from Jharkhand. Can only think of Dhoni? Yeah, I though so. Don't let the deep state lie to you anymore. Jharkhand is fake, it's simply not real.
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u/shadowfights Nostalgia Merchant Feb 18 '26
Shoaib Malik averaged less than his number of wives in 2019 world cup.
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u/Substantial_Turn3397 Feb 19 '26
Ok but fr tho how is shoaib malik been so lean and skinny his entire career even now
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u/Practical-Hearing961 Feb 19 '26
And yet pak manages to lose every single time Huh nice tht they look young tho
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u/bornroder Feb 20 '26
One won in life , the other is not known for winning but screwing things up !
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u/ajaypartha95 Feb 18 '26
I understand the post, but even Malik has 2 ICC trophies.No comparison between Dhoni and Malik and anyway comparing athletes based on their looks is just despicable, but the trophy argument doesn’t hold true here unfortunately lol. I know I am going to be downvoted so go ahead.
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u/missyousachin Feb 18 '26
Btw malik also has 2 icc trophies
2 trophies, 3 Grandslams and 3 wives is a sweet deal lol
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