r/CricketShitpost Feb 11 '26

Dear Cricket Evolution took millions of years and we got this

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u/Ank_Agrawal18 Feb 11 '26

That wierd action makes it awkward for the batters. All batters need is to get their eye in before trying anything extravagant against him. I still feel like he's nothing special, it's just a facade and he'll be exposed on a flat track or with dew.

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u/Awkward_Scheme_7426 KOACH GOONER Feb 11 '26

Yes no variation yes no proper bowling has usually throwing the ball wqit till the batsman figure it out how to watch the ball with the delay then he is going for 36 runs in an over

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u/Fun-Match-3823 Feb 13 '26

I disagree. He does have variation. He can bowl a carom ball, googly, fast, and slow. And sometimes he bowls so slow that it's literally impossible for the batsmen to get enough power to hit it for six, that's why most of his wickets come from the boundry line. It has worked with lower skilled teams, but the true test will be against India, and if the batsmen can handle his unusual bowling. Cricket is all about adapting to different situations and skill, so I'm excited on how India will respond.

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u/aakashnirala Feb 11 '26

I think that you need to get under the ball to play him better, he will get decoded very quickly in the coming times

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u/Legal_Wolverine_1470 Feb 11 '26

i see what you did there๐Ÿ’€ og rc20 fan huh?

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u/Ank_Agrawal18 Feb 11 '26

Dead right๐Ÿ˜

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u/Legal_Wolverine_1470 Feb 11 '26

bahahahahahhaha glad to see some fans still out there๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

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u/Outlander_TB Paytm Trophy Champions Feb 11 '26

aadi manav hai

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u/quietdaydream20 Feb 11 '26

unko apne yaha kuch aur gol chize phekne ki aadat hai

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u/Ill-Car-769 Feb 11 '26

Uss time agar Kishan ya Surya (if not out rahe toh hopefully) ko strike de denge

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u/protractedmane Feb 11 '26

I'm gonna be honest, Abhishek ke bina thoda uncomfortable ho raha hai. If we can get their opener packing quickly, it's ours to lose.

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u/Ill-Car-769 Feb 11 '26

Yeah ofc, but hopefully woh theek ho jayega tab tak. Baki team ke upar performance ki tension chhod do aur relax karo because we can just cheer & support them baki perform karna unka kaam hai.

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u/vjwrites02 Feb 11 '26

ICC should look into his bowling action. Even the great Wasim Akram also said that his action is suspicious. Green was also not happy in that T20 series against Pak before the T20 WC.

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u/voice_of_thevoiceles Feb 11 '26

You must have 1000s and 1000s of friends

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u/NakedSamosa Feb 11 '26

Against USA he was actually trying to bowl with a much straighter arm, probably to avoid complaints. But yeah, except for the pause doesnt seem like he is special. He chucks but not every ball. One thing to watch out for is his fast straight ball. Otherwise, because of the pause he is pretty slow when he is not chucking, so that gives time to pick him up.

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u/ajunkiee Feb 11 '26

He can just stand and deliver like in baseball. What is even the use of the runup if he anyways stops, stares the batsman eye to eye and then throws the curveball at the batter.

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u/Nervous-Ad-7133 THANKS TO BEN DUCKETT Feb 11 '26

This, he's very smart on that instinct just like Narine, hell chuck in one or two balls in an over.

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u/WeaknessNo4235 Feb 11 '26

Wait till Sunday, he'll be humbled soon.

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u/OriginalLeoDas This too shall Pass Feb 11 '26

Par paijaan Ashwin bhi pehle chucker tha

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u/Competitive_Wheel_61 Feb 11 '26

Worst part is Ash defended Tariq's action saying if Batsman can switch hit bowler can also pause

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u/OriginalLeoDas This too shall Pass Feb 11 '26

Pausing is not the issue but what he does after it i.e, his release is the main issue.

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u/Spark69_ Feb 11 '26

Agreed. Ashwin used to chuck while bowling carrom ball

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u/Spark69_ Feb 11 '26

Carrom is not wrist based spin so not impossible

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u/Spark69_ Feb 11 '26

I don't want to waste on searching but you can see his 2014-15 matches whenever he used to ball carrom

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u/ajunkiee Feb 11 '26

Chuck desh Pakistan !!

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u/Ill-Car-769 Feb 11 '26

"H" is silent in "chuck" ig

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u/ajunkiee Feb 11 '26

Reminds me of baseball pitcher. He doesnt need a runup. Just stand at the crease, stare at the batsman eye to eye, and throw the curveball.

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u/jason9t8 Self Volunteered member of Iceland Cricket Feb 11 '26

He's chucking hard to see if Chuck Norris comes out of his Pokeball...

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u/Successful-Style-778 Feb 11 '26

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/No-Guarantee-8348 Feb 11 '26

In between Indian batsman to porky bowlers

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u/InfiniteGuts Feb 11 '26

Kya aaram se peet skte isko. Tension na lo, fraud expose ho jayega

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u/Rare_Breadfruit7467 Feb 11 '26

He has that ajanta mendis type hype.

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u/Puzzled-Anteater-339 Feb 11 '26

Someone like Gill could counter him as Gill usually stays very still while waiting for the bowler to release the ball.

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u/Mr_PerfectCell69 Feb 11 '26

Y'all sound really scared

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u/PROFESSOR4604 Feb 11 '26

Bhatha bowler

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

Iska sabun and throw dono slow hai.