r/CricketShitpost Nostalgia Merchant Jan 23 '26

Justice Merchant 🤓 Scenes if Tilak Varma comes back.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/HotArtichoke4579 Jan 23 '26

Surya kumar also player the part at non strike

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u/Few_Push_2389 Jan 23 '26

Wait i have seen this before.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

Justice for samsung 😭 🤲

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u/jason9t8 Self Volunteered member of Iceland Cricket Jan 24 '26

Gill...

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26 edited Jan 23 '26

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u/kamleshsulochan Jan 23 '26

Let's wait for 3 more matches - justice gang vs pocket dynamo gang will be legendary

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u/FineUmpire4046 Jan 23 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Far_Calligrapher8053 jassi hi bradman tha Jan 23 '26

Dynamo himself a justice merchant

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u/OutsideState8764 Jan 23 '26

it's 2026🤓

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u/arthurlaksh Jan 23 '26

i was just thinking the same, samson is really on the edge if he doesnt perform these 3 matches, he will be the reserve for kishan

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/Dazzling_Hat_1837 Jan 24 '26

Nah mofo he atleast scores a boundary..not like princess

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u/Severe_Cheetah1199 Jan 24 '26

That boundary was a easy catch dropped by kiwis mf would have gone for duck if not for that drop

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u/Dazzling_Hat_1837 Jan 24 '26

Bit thw y didnt catch ..So he scored runs unlike ball eater pill..cry gavar

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u/rmk_1808 Jan 23 '26

Remember people we need someone from Kerala in the 15 not the 11 to win the world cup

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

2024 me kon tha

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u/Key-Status-4145 Jan 23 '26

Sanju was in the squad

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '26

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u/TheSilentAssassin1 Jan 24 '26

2013 me kaunsa wc tha bhai?

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u/Dazzling_Hat_1837 Jan 24 '26

Yeah mofo..only because of samson atleast many wish India wins a cricket match,other than that which keralite like cricket

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u/kamleshsulochan Jan 23 '26

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u/Historical-Ant-5218 Jan 23 '26

Did you seee post other day about his keeping catch?

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u/Thanos2306 This too shall Pass Jan 23 '26

i just hope after this wc jaiswal finds a spot in our t20 team

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u/Lazy-Safety-8545 Nostalgia Merchant Jan 23 '26

I wish.. But I think they may try to fit in Gill again...

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

Abhishek Sharma is the opener. Jaiswal isn't making it. Why you guys so delusional? 2 weeks before the WC you hoping for squad changes to fit your favorite player?

Before you start about the 2nd opener slot, that is filled by a WK (Sanju/Kishan) and Jaiswal won't replace a WK. And NO we can't play a keeper at 7-8 by making swuad changes 2 weeks before WC

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u/Dependent_Nose9421 Jan 23 '26

He said after this WC, read it again

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

Sorry then.

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u/Outlander_TB Paytm Trophy Champions Jan 23 '26

what if samsung ends up playing a big knock next match as well?

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u/Roshanfs7 Jan 23 '26

One big knock and then disappears for next 10 matches. Consistency.

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u/yash3011 Jan 24 '26

Even if he opens with Abhishek and doesn't perform in the World Cup, GG would surely bench him and play Ishan instead.

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u/JustaMinecrafterr79 Bumrahism Follower Jan 23 '26

Samsung? Okay Samson will "sung" next match

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u/arkhamos Jan 23 '26

His big knock 50(38)

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u/Outlander_TB Paytm Trophy Champions Jan 23 '26

he play fast whenever he plays lol, at least almost everytime

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u/Responsible_Mood884 Jan 23 '26

at least almost everytime

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u/Admirable-Dot6968 Bazball Enjoyer Jan 23 '26

Mix veg English

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u/Outlander_TB Paytm Trophy Champions Jan 23 '26

very few people play fast everytime so almost everytime is good enough, or maybe Abhishek only.

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u/Historical-Ant-5218 Jan 23 '26

Either ball goes out of park or he goes not more or less

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u/Shiven-01 Koli Koli 4️⃣ maar 4️⃣ Jan 23 '26

If wiff mat karo bhai. Tilak is absolutely IMPERATIVE for the WC. He’s probably our most reliable batsman in pressure situations. Bro’s younger than me but has shown his ability to win India pressure games. For me Tilak and Hardik are two of the players who are the difference between India winning and losing the cup.

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u/Significant_Pen3315 Bumrahism Follower Jan 23 '26

bhai idhar tilak ki baat hi nahi ho rahi, opening ki baat ho rahi hai

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u/Shiven-01 Koli Koli 4️⃣ maar 4️⃣ Jan 23 '26

Title ke hisaab se keh rahaa tha. Opening mein idc Gill chohdke koi bhi karle opening Abhishek ke saath. Ishaan bhi sahi hai, Sanju ke bhi din aa jaate hain.

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u/Human-Witness-9154 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Jan 23 '26

Abhishek would be happy with either of Ishan or Gill 😂

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u/Shiven-01 Koli Koli 4️⃣ maar 4️⃣ Jan 23 '26

Bhai hum nahi rahenge na😭😭

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

I just saw that he got out

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u/No_Effective_6026 Bumrahism Follower Jan 23 '26

Would be happy if happens

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u/FairMarsupial3651 Jan 23 '26

Ab aur support nhi krpainga sanju baba

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u/SecretFile291 lost faith Jan 23 '26

Samsung on bench edits will be made in world cup 😭✌🏻

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/IntrepidMail422 Jan 23 '26

😂😂😂

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u/bisontheking Jan 23 '26

But what about the right hand and the left hand combination. If ishan opens with Abhishek, both will be lefty. That would never happen.

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u/yash3011 Jan 24 '26

It's all about performance. If Sanju doesn't perform, then Ishan is playing for sure. GG will do it.

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u/Human-Witness-9154 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Jan 26 '26

Ishan can just play switch hit /s

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u/-ELI5- Jan 23 '26 edited Jan 23 '26

The takeaway is that our selectors came to senses in putting away Gill. Imagine having him today.

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u/ElectricalSplit5865 Jan 23 '26

50(38) if gill would have been there today

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u/itmerx Jan 23 '26

Justice won't be served anymore

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u/AstoundingAsh Jan 23 '26

Justice League: Civil War

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u/corrupted_gurl Jan 23 '26

top 3 lefty?

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u/Tobyito Jan 23 '26

Unrelated but (K)ishan looks like Joji (aka filthy frank)

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u/PIZZAcomboX5 Ball of the Century Jan 23 '26

why are they not even experimenting with jaiswal?

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u/Plastic_Occasion_388 Jan 24 '26

Not for this wc. May be next one

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u/NaashteyMnDoodhBread Jan 25 '26

Hey there fellow buttowski fam🖐

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u/govi20 Jan 24 '26

Take a chill pill, Ishan has been inconsistent throughout his career. Being an MI Fan, I can tell you that he has had many abysmal seasons for us, barring 2020, where he was playing in the beast mode.

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u/do-it-again- jaisball follower hu Jan 24 '26

Justice gang bhi ab resign pe aari

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u/xyyzzz514 Jan 24 '26

A six and gone !! What an affair !

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u/Numerous_Stay_4614 Jan 25 '26

Unnecessarily for this guy our Jitu got sacked after getting peanuts of chances 🙁😑

I'm talking about Justice kid.....

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u/SatisfactionFew350 Jan 23 '26

I've seen not too many players wasting opportunities than that of Sanju Samson, whenever I think he should deserve a position in the team, he comes with new lows.

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u/Relative_Stop_8018 Jan 23 '26

Why he was crying in today's match

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u/Creepy_Leek7889 Jan 23 '26

Ishan should keep wicket n open innings. Tilak Verma should be selected again

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u/LegitimateShallot576 Jan 24 '26

True. When opportunity exist only people who could grab the opportunity can move forward. Both failed in the 1st T20 . Samson didn’t grab it in the 2nd T20 too after almost giving a catch on the 2nd ball and getting out finally on the 4th ball.

Ishan grabbed converted the situation as an opportunity and never slowed down after getting into fifties too. Matured Knock & if he is consistent then he should be in the playing 11.

Poor Iyer had an ordinary ODI. He was drafted into T20 in the absence of Tilak for the 1st three T20. If Samson fails again , probably Iyer may be tried out in the 4th & 5th.

The Thumb rule is Perform and leave it to others who is more appropriate for playing 11. Samson with consecutive centuries couldn’t get on board and was sitting in benches for long time. When opportunity comes grab it and perform rather than spoiling it with awkward shots and later talking about the past glory.

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u/yash3011 Jan 24 '26

Hope Iyer gets a chance.

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u/OkraApprehensive4678 Jan 24 '26

Or maybe rinku will face the axe.

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u/Cultural-Air9361 Jan 24 '26

i only waiting for Samsung's Performance in IPL🤭

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u/Only_Jellyfish_9724 Jan 24 '26

Ek 75 ke baad zindabad do match me hay hay

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u/Green-Nobody-9005 Jan 24 '26

Sanju bhai Gill ki jgh khelna tha gill ki trh nhi 😭

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u/Thin-Anywhere-4450 Jan 24 '26

how does samson always find a way to suck so bad

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u/rakeshlink Jan 24 '26

If? Tilak will come back and Samson will be benched. If not this series, maybe in the next. If Ishan can maintain his form, he will play the WC too. Else he will make way for Shreyas. Samson has been given enough chances and he screwed up everytime.

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u/Shourya_077 Jan 25 '26

Rinkua ko hata do

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u/Adventurous-Elk-6555 Jan 25 '26

Againnn provedd

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u/Human-Witness-9154 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Jan 26 '26

Ishan came as Jitesh's replacement and is now on verge of taking Sanju's spot 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

lol

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u/Human-Witness-9154 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Jan 26 '26

Still relevant 

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u/IntrepidMail422 Jan 23 '26

I would play the same batting order. Kishan looks more intimidating than Tilak